gf/bf begging thread
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These have been popular popular popular lately, I'll start
>have no physical form
>am an astral projection
>schizoid or similar but I don't dare tell someone about it
>operate on finely tuned layers of irony
>usually dehydrated
>6'4" with clown feet
Looking for:
>someone to mutually improve with
>off the deep end in some way preferred
Only respond if you're a 5th dimensional construct
>>28512937
>have no physical form
>6'4" with clown feet
???
>>28512992
I'll respond in place of OP: that's the joke.
>>28512992
He just can't try on his shoes before he buys them is all, well, nice shoes
me
>5'4" gril
>130 lbs
>blonde
>bad skin
>gigantic weeb
>into DIY projects
you
>gril
>not too tall
>willing to read mango and talk about it
>able to stand clinginess
I'm not asking for much
>>28512937
I'm 6'4 too anon I'll be Ur bf
looking for gf to cut me up
>>28513099
Hm you seem cool like maybe but you only posted height, we can be buds at least, height pals. I will post an email later if my thread is alive
>>28513255
sideways for attention, longways for results.
get quick results now.
>5'9
>hispanic
>163 lbs
>plays video games most of the time
>ambitious greedy cunt
>don't really talk
>will secretly hate you
You
>be attractive girl so people don't see me as a virgin loser anymore
>>28513255
>tfw chad thundercut gets female attention for his scratch while I get nothing
>>28512937
Pretty sure this started as a joke thread, but to all of you autists taking this seriously, mods started moving these threads over to /soc/ as soon as they got big.
>>28513355
pretty sure yall are both are pussies
>5 foot 9
>even girls are my height or taller than me
i feel like a fucking dwarf everywhere i go even though i have a completely average height for my country
>>28512937
>These have been popular popular popular lately
so I would like to cash in on the (You)'s, because my life is shit and I only feel validated by internet responses.
