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all you lurkers out there, this is your chance to post. contribute to the board and say hi
just a /fit chad having a laugh reading your pathetic whinging
>>28508718
What's there to post in this thread?
Hi?
Wonder what they're doing up there.
Do you find this woman attractive?
Origanlz
>>28508690
She's like a 4/10
so yes
>>28508705
Now imagine if she wasn't wearing makeup
>>28508721
Oh fuck, I was gonna be nice about it but yeah that thought drops her a few points. This is such an unflattering photo though holy shit.
Why do normies wait at the lights on a pedestrian crossing even when they can see its clear?
Is it a crime or something to do it? It's the only reason I can think of because there's a 0% chance of being hit when you can see what's coming for 100's of yards in each direction.
>>28508577
Duh, because you get ticketed if a cop sees you.
Also, its technically a violation to walk when the light is green but walks sign is red, but I don't think anyone gets ticket for that.
>>28508614
>Duh, because you get ticketed if a cop sees you.
Even in the UK?
I don't know if it's true or not, but if you're hit while jaywalking or outside of a crosswalk the law can't protect you as well as if you had been following the rules. You won't be able to press charges as effectively and may not win a damn thing.
Ask a robot who is a stay in doors all day and was a kissless handholdless virgin and had sex for the first time yesterday anything.
What's your favorite nukige?
>sex
mods
>>28508438
Any meet and fuck games on newgrounds
>been browsing forums and imageboards for so long that every single discussion you come across is a reiteration of an exchange of ideas you've already witnessed
>been browsing imageboards so long the activity of browsing imageboards becomes an extension of your very self, in which your default state is that of browsing an imageboard
Help
This is why shitposting feels so good, it's either completely fresh or a repetition of something funny. That's why retards who are so concerned with "muh discussions" "muh quality discussions" are off-the-boat redditors who haven't been around for a year and don't realize that the reason people shitpost is because the alternative is discussing the same boring ass topics in a general thread for years on end.
>>28508560
>4chan is serious business.
I approve this message xDD
>tfw no qt french gf to cuddle with all night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wiMlF5TJoQ
>>28508429
jesus christ she is fuckin adorable.
fuck i'm in love now
>>28508429
Post more girls with dark hair, pale skin and brown eyes pls
>>28508429
The guy's performance was a bit more compelling to me, tbqhwyfam.
How should I do it, robot bros? How should I kill myself if I have no access to a gun?
Come on, /r9k/ I really want to do it.
See that comfy pic you posted?
Don't die. Live for those moments.
Erect ol bully named Winston got a problem with you ya hear . Take it as it goes son. Hagaha.
Buy heroin and benzos from the darkweb and overdose on both substances. Should be a nice death.
Femanons. How much dick do you think pic related gets?
Mexichan is so perfect
Has she got a bf?
>>28508327
If she's promiscuous: a lot.
>>28508359
What does this pic about her tell you?
what's happening here, anons?
buncha beta ass loser STEM nerds think that Brittany will take their virginity if they help her with her hw LMFAO
>>28508298
Typical whiteknighting in natural environment.
>>28508323
STEMlords are among some of the most puerile and delusional begins on the planet
i pity them
>haven't shat in a week
No more cheese, anon
>>28508364
Should I see a doctor? I don't even FEEL like taking a shit
yh bt did you shit?
>tfw you realize you're not the protagonist
>you're just a NPC
>>28508285
>tfw you realize people are really like this in real life
humans are such pieces of shit
npcs shitpost on 4chan, protagonists go out and affect change. dictionary definition
>>28508351
>tfw they only get that reaction towards your shit face
>Chad never gets treated poorly
thanks genetics
>Make 2 Tinder accounts
>A Chad account and an account with a picture of someone that looks like me, but slightly more attractive
>Chad account already has 4 women who are down to be friends with benefits
I literally made a date with one already, I'm not showing up of course. Also:
>Go full on weeb with some girl, actually convince her to start watch anime.
Power of chad is amazing.
The other account on the other hand:
>Only match with a few bottom barrel girls (obese, single moms, etc.)
>They either don't respond or stop responding after two sentences.
Well there you have it, I wasn't picky with swiping right either. At least it's good to know where I stand, right?
Pic unrelated.
>this much effort to avoid showing your face
Quit being a faggot and make a real profile.>tfw i'm too scared to even make a fake tinder profile
>>28508472
I don't want to be seen by people I know
>>28508274
>litten
Best starter. Will be mine
You're stuck in a room with them for let's say 6 hours. They say they're bored. What do you do to pass the time?
>>28508255
play some video games.
they can watch if they want, I guess
>>28508255
>so when do we fuck
is what i would say if i was chad
id probably just sit around awkwardly
sit uncomfortably while they talk among themselves
reminder that none of you have real problems
>>28508234
you dont fucking know me or my fucking problems
At one point in my life I wanted to get some Czech hedgehogs tattoo'd on my body as a reminder of just that, OP.
>yea my life might seem fucked up from my perspective
>but im sure as fuck not storming a beach in ww2 right now
>>28508308
>storming a beach in WW2 is the standard of bad
um wat kek
>call in sick
>turn up anyway
Who /absolute maverick/ here?
>>28508187
>Tell girl I'm at the club
>Turn up at the girls house
I'm pretty maverick as fuck
>>28508187
>jerk off on keyboard
>Eat the cum
/absolute/ /maverick/
>mommy buys her and I pizza for tonight
>she has went to work
>heated that baby up and ate it
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