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Have any of you guys kinda been so lonely and afraid of people that you just make multiple skype accounts and talk to them instead?
>>28505394
No, talking to people online is simple
originario
>>28505394
Am I crazy /r9k/?
ORIGINAL DO NOT STEAL
bump
ORIGINALOS
>advice board
>doesn't take advice
>REE NORMIE GET OUT
This is why you'll never get a gf.
This isn't an advice board you stupid weeaboo faggot
PS I fucked your waifu and she loved it
>>28505331
This.
I think you're looking for this place, >>>/adv/
>>28505312
>>advice board
Stopped reading right fucking there you normie piece of shit.
What animes are you watching robots?What's the point of living
>>28505309
I'm not sure what to watch next. I'm considering watching Dougram, but I'm not really in the mode to commit to another 50+ episode long show.
Patlabor is great fun though.
Ace Attorney on Crunchyroll. I enjoy most game series except for Sonic. Before that, I rewatched Bebop for the millionth time on my Blu Ray Player.
One piece with my bf
>12 days until Overwatch
>Send celebrity a request to go to prom with me.
>She accepts.
>For once I feel like a God among men as everyone congratulates me, including the teachers.
>Tfw the high school Chad ends up fucking her brains out after prom while I go home and cry.
Why is life like this?
>>28505294
Some no name internet e-celeb isn't a celebrity, anon.
>>28505328
No, she's a big time celebrity but I can't give out her name because some of the people here may find a pic of me and her. I legit don't wanna go back to school.
>>28505294
what celebrity?
best meme so far of 2016?
>>28505257
What a retarded sense of humor you would have to possess to find this meme worthy let alone funny.
>>28505257
worst tumblr/reddit meme of 2k16
>>28505257
Eve is best meme.
AMERICA, LAND OF THE FREE
FREE TO THE POWER OF THE PEOPLE IN UNIFORM
>tfw trump will be elected and we get a punk revival
>parents decided to ilelgally mvoe to the Us when Iw as eight years old
>fucked for life
>0 links to mexico
>rump
Baby, plese K I L L me
bpkm
do robots enjoy a good creep thread?
took a few pics of this milf on weekend, had to be so fucking careful, heaps of people around.
You really have to ask?i know the answer is probably yes because of the spam filter
>>28505211
What beach is that?
>>28505492
At Bondi in Sydney, here's a few more
>when you fart on the toilet and you swear everyone in your house just heard it too.
So what, it's the toilet
it's the one place it's socially acceptable to rip ass
>not living alone
you don't know comfy
>living with other people
>tfw incredibly attractive russian girl messages you on OKcupid
> talk for a while
> she asks for snapchat
> calls me stuff like hot and cute
> she has low self esteem, says shes a 3 (she's a strong 10)
>sends incredibly cute videos of her (clothed)
> snapchat for 2 days
> she suddenly stops opening my snapchats
It's been almost 3 days :(
Pic related, it's her.
it's been the most attention I've gotten from a girl in weeks.
>>28505088
>>28505106
>Girls
even a fucking level 9000 autism robot could recognize a bot from a girl on social media
probably found a chad that was willing to boost her self-esteem. she'll never make the mistake of messaging someone like OP ever again now that she knows 10/10 males will still fug her
CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR BIG TOE TO THE TIP OF YOUR PENIS?
Try it right now and see.
>>28504992
I may have succeeded but I feel retarded in doing so.
nope, just the heel
>>28504992
yea, i can. what's this supposed to mean?
>been bulimic since 14
>currently 20
>don't do the whole finger down throat thing
>just bend over burp and vomit
>whole family is 6'+
>turned out only 5'8.5
>probably stunted my growth
>threw up blood today
>starting to get scared of side effects
>probably done irreversible harm to my body
Do any other robots have eating disorders? I think it's pretty uncommon in males so this thread will probably die tb h
How much do you weigh anon? I need to know
>>28504982
112 pounds
Blocus
That irreversible harm is very reversible.
You're only 20 you will still grow if you eat a lot.
Men around 24 have another growth spurt.
So what are you going to do now?
Someone I know said he has some hydrocodone acetaminophen 5-325 he can give me for free.
How many would I need to take to get high? Is 2 enough?
opiates are for dummies.
get some nice psilocybin instead.
>>28505135
opiates are a whole different ball-game than psychedelics
psychs may be better for you physically (and SOMETIMES mentally, other times they can fuck you up) but i dont think OP cares
If this is your first time take 3. You have a really low dose. I usually do 4 10's. 3 should give you a really mellow high. Take 2 more if you start to come down
you have 21 seconds to explain how you read r9k but arent a loser
Who do you think I am?
>>28504867
I think I'm what you guys call a normalfag. I'm married and I regularly read reddit. I am voting trump so I started reading /pol/ but then I ventured into /r9k/.
I'm fascinated by the autism of this board. Literally, pussy is everywhere for the taking. You guys are your own worst enemy.
>>28505498
Not everything is about pussy.
What is the appropriate response to learning about your partner's infidelity.
Have you ever cheated before? Do you think it's okay for you but not your partner?
>>28504861
Dump them.
I expect them to respect the relationship to the standard I do.
If they do not value me as much as I value them there is no reason to continue the relationship.
>>28504861
The appropriate response is to leave the relationship and never talk to them again
If you have kids then you should plant drugs on them and frame them for something to get custody
>>28504861
>Do you think it's okay for you but not your partner?
Yes. I use to think it was wrong and it didn't count as cheating if we had an understanding. Now I just accept it is a double standard.
post your stats
>1 week since last shower
>4 months since last hair cut
>3 years since last doctor appointment
>1 year since last time i brushe my teeth
>2 years since last job
>5 years since last attempt to loose weight
>1 year since i met a new person
>2 months since i talked with someone outside my family
>4 years since last suicide attempt
>>28504850
>last shower
2 days ago
>last hair cut
3 months ago
>last doctor appointment
4 months ago
>last time i brushed my teeth
17 hours ago
>last job
never
>last attempt to loose weight
never
>i met a new person
10 hours ago
>i talked with someone outside my family
4 hours ago
>last suicide attempt
never
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>Showered today
>Have a Job
>Haircut two weeks ago
>Brushed teeth 5 min ago
>Talked with someone outside my senpai today
>Zero suicide attempts
>>28504909
normie/10
you know you dont have to use the same stats as me right? you can post wathever
