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>tfw no lewd bf
>tfw no lewd bfi wonder why this isnt original
>>28506994
>tfw no prude bf
>>28506994
Assuming you're a real grill even the slightest modicum of effort would've granted you this shit.
Any of you brobots managed to do it? Tips? Tricks? Experiences?
I want to escape more and weed isn't enough.
One time ever in my life. I just mid dream got aware I was dreaming, it was strange. I flew around for a bit then woke up. I've tried all the tricks but cannot produce another lucid dream =/
>>28507015
>I've tried all the tricks but cannot produce another lucid dream
Damn, that sucks ass.
What was it like to fly, though?
>>28506981
i find that if i lay flat on my back and fall asleep that way im more likely to lucid dream
i had a dream about having sex that way, felt pretty real
This is how you fix yourself, /r9k/
>>28506967
Did he actually do this?
>>28506992
newfag detected
fucking originalo commento familama
>>28506967
has eggman killed himself yet
>she will never sit on your face
why live
>>28506926
_ ____ __ ____ ___ ______
original comment something something red rocket
>>28506926
Beep boopp boop.
Furries are furbidden on 4chan methinx. Do you like gettin banned?
I need more /comfy/ pictures of Nick and Judy being happy together. It warms my degenerate soul.
/pol/ is fucking dumb. Patriotism is dumb. Faggots that think its their duty to preserve their race or culture are you guessed it. Fucking dumb.
Literally like joining a server, hitting auto select and dedicating your life to that team because you got randomed in it. I care about me and things that directly affect me. I don't care what happens when I'm dead.
Defend your masters with your last breath /pol/cucks.
>>28506919
Patriotism is basically just saying you like your neighbors and wanna build a great neighborhood.
It sounds nice to be able to connect to anything even if it is just a neighbor. I guess I'm willing to die for mine because I am lonely.
>>28506919
You sound brainwashed as fuck, having such an emotional reaction to basic things like patriotism is a sign of some serious social engineering.
>>28506997
Everyone likes their neighbors. We tend to like familiarity. You're conditioned to. I love Zone Tan btw
this is what women are compared to by beta virgins every day. so tired of it, honestly.
>>28506861
post pics (w/ tits preferably)
>>28506861
Every time I see that webm i keep asking myself. How could anyone want to be around someone so self obsessed?
>>28506861
>beta virgins are the patriarchy meme
Any other guys who find it far easier to be friends with girls?
I should note I'm in the 12th grade so maybe things change after high school.
Either way, I have never been really enjoyed 'guy stuff' such as sports, talking about girls and their appearance, general dick measuring that sometimes occurs (not literal), and so on. I do have quite a bit of guy friends too but I'm not as close with them as with some of my girl friends. (Awkward term to use, not be be confused with girlfriends ;D)
I think one of the reasons is that my sense of humour is more appealing to girls? I am usually the centre of attention and enjoy making jokes, stories etc. I also have a twitter account where I regularly post stupid jokes and I'd say about 80% of my followers are girls.
I find girls are more open to talk about some issues that guys usually dodge, mostly emotional ones. If I went through a break up I'm confident I would feel better after talking to one of my female friends rather than male.
A small perk is that girls are quite likely to be better wing women, because they have predominantly girl friends themselves that they can introduce to you, and are far more likely to compliment your hairstyle, clothes or whatever, so you know what works. What's also great is the very subtle and casual flirting. Even if I'm not at all romantically interested in her, making a girl laugh or getting a compliment from a girl still feels way better than from a guy.
Maybe I should have mentioned earlier I'm pretty sure I'm not gay, I've had a girlfriend (and it was sort of a 'set up' by a girl friend of mine).
And if you can't relate to me at all, do you know other guys like me? What are they like and how do you think other guys view them?
Outside of school getting hot girls is fucking impossible cause women want everything and one thing is they want you to make good money.
>>28506958
Eh i think it highly depends on the type of girls you're looking for. If you go to like underground music venues it's riddled with 20-something chicks who don't give the slightest shit about money, many of them are anarchist/socialist leaning anyway.
>>28506836
It's easier to be friends with girls if you aren't into things guys are
I play paradox games pretty much exclusively and do nothing else so I can't bond with people based on interests
I'm friends with a few girls but no guys. I have literally nothing in common with them. I just let them talk about life stuff and make jokes
Not a deep relationship but I'm not a very social guy and I just like making people laugh so it's nice
Girls are also a lot easier to make laugh so there's that
As long as you're not edgy
>dad walks into room
>"Don't you ever get bored sitting in your room by yourself all day doing nothing?"
>there is nothing i like to do
>>28506833
What does your dad do all day?
>>28506833
He's deflecting his feelings of failing as a parent by criticising you.
>>28506833
>Dad spends his whole life busting ass so that I don't have to 'have it as bad as he had it.' Succeeds
Let's see, how bad did Dad have it?
>Flipped burgers at 16 to save money for college
>Co-opped and worked every other semester while living at home to get his engineering degree
>Pinched pennies until graduation, went back to masters school with a wife
>New baby at 26, clipping coupons, living in a shithole to get his grad degree
>Makes it
>Graduates with 8 job offers pending since February of that semester
>Climbs his way up the social ladder
All of this, so that I wouldnt have to do any of it. So what do I do?
>Be me
>Be a fixture of my parents' 'making it' fantasy
>Literally no different from the wallpaper in the house or the picket fence or the dog
>I'm a box they checked
>Get given whatever the fuck I want within reason
>Grow up really not wanting for anything
>Play games all day, have great childhood
>High school
>Never worked for anything
>College
>Never held a job
>Graduate school
>Freaking out about how to find a job
>No one will hire me, never made any social skills, too busy living the most glorious 00-26 year old NEET dream that my parents made it their life's mission to give me
>Coupled with economical crises
>Coupled with shit political situation
>Coupled with general social decline
>Coupled with the era of the personal brand and social media dominating your network
And these fucking people have the audacity to wonder why we're the worst generation. MY FUCKING PROFESSOR OF ARCHITECTURE AND PHILOSOPHY WAS BORN IN ISRAEL IN THE 40s AND HAS LIVED THROUGH SO MUCH INTERESTING SHIT JUST BE VIRTUE OF BEING A JEW THAT HE'S MADE AN ENTIRE CAREER OUT OF THINKING DEEP THOUGHTS. HOW THE FUCK IS A SUBURBAN WHITE MALE NOBODY SUPPOSED TO COMPETE OR CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING ON PAR WITH THAT
I HAVE NEVER
BEEN ALLOWED
TO STRUGGLE
MY ENTIRE
FUCKING LIFE
AND THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF MY LIFE
AND YET
ITS MY FUCKING FAULT
THAT ALL I WANT
IS TO BE
FUCKING
COMFY
Can we have a stories thread? Any kind is fine, but I like kawaii ones.
>>28506793
>be me
>girl is sex
>i want sex
>girl no sex
>i cum
>jizz
>not in girl
>end
>be me
>11:30 PM
>coming home from band practice
>stop at a park on my way home to sit
>have to piss
>bathroom's locked
>about to piss
>flashlight beam towards my direction
>cop
>fuck
>drugs deals done where I was a lot
>luckily no one else was there
>leave
>get home to a cleaned room
>thanks mom
is this story sufficient?
>>28506793
This is now a feels thread.
The robot hates me, but i know he loves me.
Reminder: Getting fucked by men is not gay.
not at all, not at all
heh heh
its even less gay if its two cute girly boys!
>>28506784
sorry isnt that the definition
I just can't do it guys.
>be me 18
>leaving for college in a few weeks
>start hanging out with this girk from work
>nothing serious since she knows I'm leaving soon
>tonight she talks about making this work long distance
>I can't even handle normal committed relationships let alone long distance
>I explain to her how I don't think it'll work when I'm going to be 8 hours away
>she doesn't even get mad or anything
>she tells me how amazing I am and hkw she wants to convince me to try and make this work
>no one has ever talked to me like this but I know I can't do it and I dont don't want to break her heart later on
>why couldn't she just hate me and make this easy?
>why is love harder to cope with than hate?
Also sorry for the spelling errors. Havjng trouble focussing right now.
>girl
>wants
>to
>have
>long
>distance
>relationship
FUCKING NORMIE!
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>28506745
I'm sorry about your sit, op
>still caring about human girls
>in the year of 2016
BUUUUUUUUGS
>>28506742
I care about humans in general. Monster girls are cute though, please feel free to post more.
>>28506742
Would you have sex with your disturbingly visceral but demure centipede girfriend?
Brisbane australia
Someone please be my real life friend. I just want someone to hang out with in real life. I'll go anywhere tonight.
Skype - card.booru
Kik - cardboorubox
>>28506730
I'd do it but I live in Perth, sorry senpai
>>28506730
I cant, anon. I live in America. Ah-mur-ick-ah. Can you say America?
>>28506730
I don't care who you are or what you look like
>Didn't get into the Legion beta
>didn't get into the beta legion
you are a probably a shitter anyway
>still playing wow
>using feel guy and pepe poopoo
You guys always complain about how you can't get any women, so why not become a rapper?
Look at this fat fuck in pic related, I guarantee if he wasn't a rapper he wouldn't have women fawning over him.
What do you guys have to lose?
I'm not black nor a spic.
Where's my equally fat best friend to ghostwrite all my shit?
What sort of Eminem-wannabe types do you think frequent this board?
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