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Girls would commit mass suicide if they knew how men actually see them.
They wouldn't be able to fucking handle it. The actual person, the actual "girl," is this tiny little speck in a swirling maelstrom of confused sex impulses and your brain trying to convince you that you love the smell of literal shitholes.
Even their posts on an anonymous international forum are "important." Your brain is so incapable of seeing women as people that a girl posting on a forum makes it go "?? A GIRL?? A REAL GIRL??? PUSSY?????"
90% of fembot posts on r9k are guys shitposting as girls
the only people who take them seriously are either playing along with the ruse or newfriends who aren't in on the joke
>tfw have the opposite problem with men except online
Girls aren't so bad, don't know why they have such a bad reputation around here
>>28504387
but i see girls as loving creatures and i would nothing more than to make one happy and grow old and cuddle together
Do I even need to say it anymore?Typical /r9k/ virgin thread.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
handyboook
Any other robots more worried about finding a career than finding a gf? If I could do something I love and make money from it, I feel like my mental state would be so much better. Then I think as a result of an improved mental state, finding a gf would be easier
>>28504840
I already got my career and I feel like quitting my job.
Co-workers keep talking about what they're doing with their wives, and "gtg home early, GF needs me."
"going to stay home with the GF today"
"GF wants to drop by work is that okay"
"Here's pictures of a date I went on with my GF"
it's ENDLESS, EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Also the sex jokes are often, and this is a professional company where people are making six figures.
What is more important to succeed in life.
Intelligence or not being lazy.
Chad = Stupid but he is more successful then us
Robots = Smart but a failure.
Robots are thick as shit lol
>inb4 le robots aren't smart meme
>chad is way smarter than you
>if you were so smart you wouldn't be here
Real robots don't wanna live in this world
not being autistic
chad can be smart or dumb, but he's never autistic.
Do you know anyone that ruined their mental state with drugs? Like a drastic personality change or mental issues.
>>28504312
everyone ogimara commentary
>>28504312
i know a couple kids from high school. one got into heroin, got expelled had to go to rehab, but he seems to be doing better now.
This story is VERY relevant, to this, and very much worth the read.
https://www.stilldrinking.org/the-episode-part-1
I know several people who have acid flashbacks. My entire friend group got hooked on cocaine for a short while. But we all still function normally.
>Be me
>5
>Hanging out in teacher's room,me being her favorite kid and all
>looking back she was pretty hot,had this neat crucifix tattoo
>She has a deaf daughter,hangs out in class sometimes
>I find her appealing,she reads the same books as me
>Do a crash course on sign language to try and befriend her,mostly memorizing swears
>Go up to her after school is over
>Do a middle finger sign,point towards her,make two bunny ears and touch them,then do middle finger again
>trying to say 'I love you'
>She cries and runs to her mom,who sits down and talks to me
>mfw I told her:Go fuck yourself you fuck
>Never see her again
>Transfer years afterwards and never see teacher again
Fake and gay
Bonus points because its not even funny, kill yourself
why do you not put a space between your commas you autist
>>28504385
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GET THE FUCK..... OUT OF MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone else here want cancer? I'm too much of a pussy to actually kill myself but something like cancer would be so much of a relief to me. I go to sleep at night and hope I rupture a blood vessel or something just so I don't have to keep going on.
How fucked is this?
>>28504234
Similar but I would want Nembutal instead. Having that in my possession would make me feel happy.
I think it is probably safe to say that 90% of the people here regularly wish they would die in their sleep.
It's normal when your life is shit and you have no motivation to change it. Dreams are fine but unless you set out your steps you will never reach your destination.
>I'm a fag.
>>28504234
You aren't alone. I feel the same way.
I just got back from a 2nd date where I fingered her and sucked on her nipples.
I feel on top of the world.
>>28504155
You got that far and didn't escalate? What the fuck?
Good lad! Next time when you're that far along, try to finish the deal. Wait a few days before you contact her again, and it will be in the bag.
>>28504155
GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEE
STOP INVADING OUR BOARD
>black girl
>has Egyptian tattoo
is anything more pathetic?
>>28504123
>Be ethnically Egyptian
>Get enraged when people call me Arab.
>Get even more enraged when blacks try to claim my heritage as their own.
>white guy
>has Nazi tattoo
trash comes in all colors, friend.
>>28504404
You are the most retarded guy on r9k... Kys
>having dinner with family
>22 year old KV
>mother asks if I've been seeing any girls lately
>say no of course not
>"why not anon aren't you interested??"
>sister says "isn't it obvious that he's gay? If a guy hasn't had a gf and never talks about girls then it's obvious he's closeted"
>tell her to mind her own business
>get salty later and post this
Why do normies assume you must be gay if you are unattractive to women?
>>28504122
If someone did that to me I would just explode on them. I'd let it out that I hate people and am just not interested. Better to out yourself as a psychopath rather than a homo
>>28504122
lol rape your sister when your parents aren't home to prove you aren't gay
>>28504122
seriously fuck your sister if that happened to me I would start shit too
>lose my shit and start yelling at my sister
>she starts yelling back and make everything awful
that will teach them
>tfw you and all of your friends are depressed and we don't live near each other
>too autistic to make new friends
What do?
>a few friends died
>the rest abandoned me
>too autistic to make new friends
>felt sorry for myself
>got over it
>fine with being alone now
Nobody needs friends, OP.
>>28504147
I use to be fine being alone but I've done some things that make me hate myself now, and I constantly worry about it. I don't know how to take my mind off of it. It seems like nothing entertains me anymore.
>>28504111
>the only few people i thought were my friends start being rude and awful to me for no real reason
>no choice but to drop all communication
>realize i never had any friends
it's depressing as hell but i am better off this way
![21-problems-only-sweaty-people-will-understand-2-25895-1402928363-13_dblbig[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LObqpav.jpg "21-problems-only-sweaty-people-will-understand-2-25895-1402928363-13 dblbig[1]")
>bio lab tomorrow
>cheek swab cell thing
>at the same 4 person table as my crush
>get to look at her cheek cells with a microscope without people thinking im a creep
ok i know we normally just joke around on this board but is there any non-prescription pills or items i can buy that will prevent an uncontrollable erection?
two pairs of pants
>>28504093
>we normally just joke
theres nothing normal about you
>I'm 18 guys I swear!
I took bio when I was in 9th grade. Nice try underage fag.
Schemes take to much time. Explain your long game to me. What are some of your little plans that you have boiling over? What are some flaws you see in your plans? Help each other.
I went to boob.com but it wasn't a sex site...
I was once planning on slowly poisoning my roommate over a long period of time but couldn't get my hand on the proper chemicals
I once sprayed a ton of ant poison onto his food once but it didn't seem to do anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCy4CRyk_tM
music for scheming.
>tfw partying with friends for the next 4 days
Noice
You looking forward to it?
>Tfw fulfilling conversations with friends
>Tfw morning sex with gf
>Tfw seeing old friends from high school after semester ends
>Tfw laughing at NEETs and sperglords
This place is a top knotch confidence boost keep it up boys
>>28504021
>went to uni to study history and get better socially
>first year is kinda shit, got stuck with people that didn't really like me
>didn't end up living with them, just stayed in Halls for the second year
>meet a bunch of people in my block
>we get along really well
>even give me a nickname after a mistake in learning my actual name
>end up drinking with them and partying regularly
>have some deep convos with them while drunk
>finally feel accepted and complete
Fast forward to last week,
>one of my friends brings up a friend from his home town
>imagine a Chad but he's the nicest guy ever
>we're in a club
>gives advice on how to pull women, just be confident and chat to them basically
>think it's kinda bullshit
>suddenly I'm chatting to this femanon
>we hit it off
>start dancing and making with the lips
>bring her back to my room
>spend the night sleeping together and spooning
>can now chat with her on FB for several hours at a time
Probably could've had sex with her that night but it would've been my first time and I didn't want to ruin the night by being an awkward virgin. Though you bet after exams are over I'd give her a good loving.
Anyway moral of the story is be forward, be confident and you'll get plenty of friends and bitches. It gets better but only if you try.
What would happen if I told my parents that I'm a pedophile? I'm getting tired of being accused of being a faggot.
My parents mock me about it all the time but it seems to not bother them for the most part
They would think you're a faggot pedophile.
I'm sure there are dumber ideas, I just haven't heard them.
OMG, it's my brother anon. Hey anon, do that autistic thing you do when were alone
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Original a sentice turndd.
>punches self
>punches walls
>starts throwing shit at everyone
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is that what you meant
>tfw no drinking problems gf
