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I just recently moved out of my parents house and it's my first time living on my own. How do I buy toilet paper without the cashier laughing at me?
The last few weeks I've just been using printer paper. Recently found out that cardstock is actually better. It's kind of like a "heavy duty" toilet paper, and you can use the same piece multiple times before flushing. Only downside is it hurts.
What do you guys do for toilet paper? I was thinking about finding somebody outside the store (maybe a homeless guy) to buy it for me or something
Use your fingers
>there are people who still don't know this copypasta
big fuggin blyat blox
>tfw age of consent laws will never be abolished.
>>28509300
>implying they'd want a stinky neet robot
>>28509455
>implying they would understand what was happening
>>28509300
>>28509455
>>28509511
Holy shit dubs thread, I want in nigga
>tfw no self harming gf to recover from depression with
>>28509197
What movie is that from?
this is now original
>>28509197
It's Kind of a Funny Story
it's one of those films where autistic main character somehow can talk to girls without spilling their spaghetti, even make them laugh with banter.
its not as good as you'd imagine. if you are both feeling awful you both end up feeling worse. from my experience at least.
>h-hey anon
>i-i know your not really into black girls n all but i really like you!
>I think your real nice and quite attractive :)
>d'you think you could give me a chance?
>*looks at floor shyly*
what do?
(original comment)
>>28509144
>neverinteractedwithablackwoman.jpg
This is pure bullshit, you have to be an alpha to attract the good kind of black woman.
>fucks her in the ass there and then
Who /receding hairline/ here? I'm only 20 and I have this shit happen to me when my older brother who is 26 has a full head of thick hair. How the fuck is this even fair?
Fucking shave it m8
>fair
lmao
>>28509140
This.I'm 20 too ;_;
Cuck is mainstream now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8nrs5C6eFs
>49 min mark
>is it a form of cuckolding?
What do we do now? pic related, they don't want cuck to be an insult anymore. They're culturally appropriating us.
>>28509121
Fucking finally, cuck has to be the worst meme insult since fedoras.
this isnt real right it cant be real
cant make this shit up
sometimes from the closet and sometimes from a chair almost always dressed as superman. don't be a cuck kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GS8JNE7RhU
>tfw you will never spar with a black man
>tfw you will never engage in hand to hand combat with a negro
>tfw you will never fist fight a colored gentleman
>tfw you will never battle a nigger
>>28509096
Why the fuck would you wish for something like that?
>>28509116
>Why the fuck would you wish for something like that?
because I will win through superior technique and skill
>>28509148
life is not an anime, you would get your shit fucked up
>TFW I've been cucked by every female I've tried to have a relationship with
the balance of power shifts as you grow older, my friend.
guys don't get deteriorate in looks the same ways chicks do.
soon you'll be able to cheat on women in your age group, as soon as you reach about 30
>>28509093
>could hear mom through the walls getting railed by dad
>'damnit i got cucked again!'
>>28509124
And he will be leaving all his best years behind.
Having sex while young >>>> Having sex while old
Why is it ok for men to be topless but not women?
Because women look revolting naked, tbqh.
>>28509033
Mens nipples don't serve any function to do with child bearing. Anything to do with child bearing is essentially sexual. Then because it's sexual same reason genitalia can't be exposed.
Because the tit is a sexual organ as it assists in sexual reproduction
>brother found the pokemon cartridge
>>28508938
>sister found the wincest dvd's
>>28508938
>pep-pep found my poop tube
>"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY SAVE FILE?"
is my korean gf good enough for r9k?
>>28508915
She's a 6/10 for me, so yes.
She probably has a hairy ass
>Filename
Sure it is.
Me:
>built, left everyday
>not fat, starting to get ripped
>7-8/10 facial aesthetics
>80k a year job
>nice car
>visited 30+ countries
>fairly large and loyal friendship group
>generally intelligent
Except:
>5'11 manlet
This one downfall pretty much means I'll have to settle for a 5/10 gf or worse.
Why is life so fucking unfair Bros?
>>28508889
kek
kill yourself
you're ugly, not a manlet
>>28508889
When will manlets learn.
Your not even a real human if your not 7'11 +
There are fat ugly neets who are 5'6" who are getting pussy. The only explanation is that you are a flaming homosexual.
Who here is /slow/ as fuck? I mean mentally
>tfw slow learning curve
Me. It's the main reason why I had to go back to homeschool. Public was to fast and confusing for me.
The hell am I going to do about college?
I can learn just as well if not better than normies, but my brain is too slow for social interaction. It's weird.
>>28508863
How the fuck are normies so fast finding how to make a joke about everything people say?
How do I stop obsessing/always thinking about a girl? It makes me feel terrible.
You are my only friend r9k, please help.
>>28508824
its hard to fight your hormones anon. you could invest your time and effort into something but its hard to be distracted 24/7
there is one thing you can do. confess to this girl and get rejected and move on. or it could blossom into a romance.
Regularly masturbate, always thinking about raping her. That way, the self disgust that will kick in post orgasm will numb everything else for a while.
Distract yourself with other girls.>:^) desu senpai
ITT
we insult each other for no apparent reason.
>>28508759
ure moma
Fuck you and fuck your thread
>>28508759
you coddled cock sucking cunt
>>28508775
Youre Waifus Is A Shit At Best, Faggot.
