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Guys I need help badly
>meet girl
>talk to her everyday
>she flirts with me
>sometimes ignores me
>has other guys hitting on her all the time
>falling for her and it hurts when she just ignores me
I WANT OUT NOW!! Do I just block her from everything? I'm REALLY REALLY REALLY contemplating the idea right fucking now, I was happy being by myself and this fucking cunt comes into my lifes and ruins EVERYTHING!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS I REALLY NEED HELP!
Nevermind guys, it's over. Blocked and deleted from everything. Now I'm alone again, completely fucking alone with no one to talk to. Holy shit man I'm sad as fuck I wanna cry but it's for the best.
>>28510393
She seemed like a regular Stacy anyway. Good riddance anon.
>>28510338
Here's some advice for the future.
-meet more girls
-talk to all of them
-don't fall for any of them unless after you've been intimate with her and have established exclusivity
-also get guy friends to talk to
>Tfw no qt Ukrainian gf
hold me pals
>>28510310
You know what a rose is? It looks very pretty, but has thorns. European girls are like roses.
Don't kid yourself, they're all mob and will poison you after they get their green card. And I'm Ukrainian...
>>28510362
Why is the world so cruel? Even if they just want a green card why not pretend to be my gf for a while ;_;
>17 years and 360 day old pussy??? EWWW Fucking DISGUSTING *retching sounds OH GOD IM GOING TO THROW UP
>girls are not attractive until the DAY they turn 18
Girls are attractive the day they turn 5 or 6 and get ugly around 11 or 12.
I'm a pedophile by the way.
>>28510859
>announcing you're a pedo
>on a honeypot site
lol you are even shit as a pedo, 10-13 girls are the best but not really because that is sick :)
>>28511099
Laura B is pretty hot too.
Shh... Please be quiet. The little NEETcuck is tucked out from eating fatty foods, watching anime and jerking off all night.
Let him rest.
Poor little NEETcuck. It's a pity he never goes outside. So much wasted potential. It's a pity he'll never be able to find a job with a 50 year gap in his resume when his mommy and daddy finally die!
No marketable skills? Have no real world experience? That inheritance won't last long, now will it!
>>28510152
>That inheritance won't last long, now will it!
No inheritance, just a steady stream of autism and neetbux
>>28510152
Thishas been a hard night's day.
Reflect upon this, /r9k/.
>>28510100
I don't venture outside of this board and thus don't get this meme. Care to explain?
>>28510274
t.dat boi
>>28510274
It's a normie meme, I think the sauce on frog is a math book. Some own took a picture of it and said "oh shit look at dat boi" and it, is somehow funny.tfw this is what Normies think of 4chan memesit s not funny
Would I get girls if I had a body like this?
Or is the face all that matters?
Autism and social anxiety are two things that, no matter how pretty you are, will repel any woman interested in you.
It is social leprosy.
>>28510095
No because that's a manlet.
>>28510095
Yes you would get girls.
You probably would get meaningless sex from random club sluts.
But we will never have a true relationship built on the foundation of love.
>16 year old sister gets a bf
>he's allowed to stay over
>next day he tells me about his back being scratched up because they were "fighting"
Does he think I'm a retard or does he just not care?
he's taunting you and asserting dominance
it seems to have worked, as now you're complaining about it on an anime porn pedophile forum
beat him up or shut up cuck lol
>>28510026
Have sex with his mom. That'll show him.
anon you're not still upset about me beating you the last time we played willy wars are you?? :)
is your bum still sore from when I used it like a fanny? hehe :D i can be pretty rough!!! let's play some more willy wars!!! i just made willymilk a few minutes ago so you might be able to beat me this time !!! :D good luck!!
>>28510023
please keep talking
>>28510023nigger nigger chicken dinner oregano commento
>>28510226
please have some respect for the sanctity of willy wars
>tfw you'll never wake up like this
why live?
>>28510021
>tfw nobody to clean my ass after a big poo
>tfw nobody to find the brownie I hid in my ass
Sometimes I'm glad that God made me gay. Boy-on-boy cuddles are best.
Am I the only person here who genuinely realizes the error of their ways? I mean most of you all here consider yourselves intellectuals, pseudo intellectuals, or at least "smarter than the normies". I find it hard to believe i'm the only one who has tried to decipher where it all went wrong.
yes, i'm my own worst enemy and i fully accept that. it's whatever.
>>28509982
>I mean most of you all here consider yourselves intellectuals, pseudo intellectuals, or at least "smarter than the normies".
Nice baseless generalisation there, faget.
>I find it hard to believe i'm the only one who has tried to decipher where it all went wrong.
That's because you wouldn't be. Fuck sake, do you honestly think humans are really all that fundamentally different?
>>28510027
Why so hostile? I pretty much quit coming here some time ago because I got tired of reading highschool kids literally crying about not having a gf, the "baseless generalization" of entire genders and races were funny at first then sad when they turned out to be real convictions of people.
I guess i'm just kind of hoping for that one turn around story. That's the type of shit you never see here.
What are you listening to robots?
>tfw don't know any of the artists in new releases/top 40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux3am-YmEQc
>listening to top 40
Lmao, listen to the new radiohead album
>>28509953
>Listening to top 40
>Having actuall TASTE in music
pickone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTI9I7GupWI
There never was a Skully.
There was only ever an actress called Gillian Anderson who dressed up as a beautiful, intelligent, dedicated, skeptical, scientific woman who was interested in genuine relationships only.
Her personality, her charm, her witty comments and brilliant observations were all the product of primarily male writers.
Everything she said that seemed spontaneous and natural in the moment had been carefully prepared weeks in advance.
MOST of our idea of what women are has been primarily shaped by television, which elevates women. Women are not allowed to be depicted in their true light on television because TV codes and standards are set by women and normies.
There will never be a Skully.
she was never beautiful and even in the series she isnt intelligent
>tfw you will never fuck early 90s scully
Why
Even
Live?
>>28509928
I was just thinking about her and then I see this thread wtf
Do girls like twinks?
I'm a twink and so far only older men have hit on me.
Maybe they just assume I'm gay so don't even bother?
>>28509907
No they definitely assume you are gay, gotta get lifting and eating big. You probably won't look great but at least you will look like a full grown male.
>>28510043
I've tried lifting for almost a year and couldn't get any results or gain any weight.
Also my hips look really wide and disproportionate so I'm going to look freakish no matter how much muscle I gain.
>>28510113
Just become a daddy bf's stupid cum slut, its your only option
Cuck-a-doodle-do.
Time to wake up, force feed yourself and enjoy your commute.
>>28509890
Thisis a friendly reminder.
>im gonna do nothing with my life and just wait to die
Sure you are leaving behind a nice legacy and enjoying life to the fullest
>>28509890
Sheeeeit comfyneet! I haven't even gone to bed yet!
Met this girl on clash of clans, you know how i do
are you good at sex too? haha lol
She wants to join my clan lmao
>>28509902
^
the haha lol is key to keeping it light hearted and giving her an easy out
