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itt:post pics of chads
i'll lead us off
big forehead dudes are not chads
>>28510977
ayy lmao
originaleee
>>28510986
>implying there is anything intrinsically wrong with a big forehead
give me ONE reason why you don't have a black gf
>>28510969
cuz she black
>>28510969
because i dont live in a nigger country like america
>>28510969
I live in Eastern Europe
No one will answer me on /s4s/ or /b/ so;
Alright, so I was playing a game last night when two fags got into some sort of rap battle. For the sake of privacy we'll refer to them as Near YoN.
I'll post their raps in a sec, who do you think won /b/? (It ended because YoN got banned)
>>28510924
here's a copy of the chat log.
>>28511016
near's response
Is this them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA8rhf2KVzs
What have you done for the Bringer of Chaos, the Master of Memes today?
>>28510842
this whole "pill" meme is easily the stupidest thing ive seen on this website in the 10+ years ive been here
>>28510842
Where's the Smug Pill?
>>28510842
Somewhere between Trum, Em, and O
I gues you could call me a Trumemo, if you will.
What's the best way to forget something so you don't keep reminding yourself of it for years and years?
Repress it?
>>28510801
but to repress it I think about it and thinking about it reinforces the memory
I guess I just need to distract myself every time I think about it as quickly as possible
>>28510797
Use that men in black thingy
Have you guys ever gone to a bar to drink alone? Is it really that bad?
Used to do this at least five times a week. You're never "alone" at the bar anon! (It's pretty bad man. Expensive too.)
>>28510736
Not expensive this time. They're doing a clearout so it's only like five bucks for a pint here. I don't care if I got ditched, I just wanna get comfy with a beer.
>never alone at a bar
Good one anon
>>28510681
I don't know why anyone would do then. When I want to drink heavily I want to be alone and I don't want to pay premium that comes with drinks at a bar. Better to just buy a bottle.
I'm on gin and tonic tonight. Hungry as fuck. Got steaks in the house but I don't feel like cooking.
You can choose to bring any object you own to life in human form
She will be imbued with the abilities (if you choose a stapler she can staple stuff with her mouth) and personality (if you choose a duvet she will be very comforting) of the object you choose and have that object's memories.
What do?
I would turn OP's autism into human form and set it free
>>28510691
There would be nothing left of OP desu.
a figure of my wife
I win
well, i'm not sure this would be allowed on /pol/ so i'll post here
>be robot
>have /pol/itician friend
>discussing the new 'diversity' in thomas the tank engine
>talk about how there should be an islamic terrorist character
>come up with idea for 9/11 based thomas the tank engine series with planes
>one season about the planes lives, and the lead up to 9/11
>first episode introduces planes
>first two planes hate eachother, but quickly bond and become competitive
>third plane is very straight to the point and showy offy
>fourth plane is the goofy clumsy one who always messes up
any thoughts?
should i post to /pol/?
This thing is stupid on so many levels...
>>28510658
>come up with idea for 9/11 based thomas the tank engine series with planes
I think you may have missed the point of Thomas the Tank, anon. Why not instead recast them as subway trains and have the bomberman train detrail at high speed at some huge central station in New York (Grand Central? Not American, so stab in the dark here) loaded with explosives and take out the city block, or something?
It would be pretty good if you can somehow introduce a remix of that "ISIS song" that memespewers on /v/ have in the past incorporated into random clips. A fair few of those are pretty funny and it could work for a nice impact.
>should i post to /pol/?
I'd avoid /pol/ like the plauge. That place has even more braindead normalfags than this board. It's like Facebook breed with the comments section of Youtube. Seriously mate, that board is fucking cancer.
>>28510750
i meant more like the style, not really the show itself, like the classic props and practical effects, moving eyes, interchangeable faces, narration, stuff
like that
>you are sitting in the bus listening to music
>some qt 3.14 sits next to you
>you drive for like 5minutes and she asks you what you are listening too
post a song that would earn you extra points by her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R21EU8SKUM0&index=13&list=PL6HWv8KDh7koiH-Yb55mL-XgUAqcK2_VQ
https://youtu.be/PkhCNx-8Qos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTljpH7cfW8HAMBURGER LADY.
>Goodbye Horses by Q Lazarus
Qts love horses anon.
>he actually fucking did it
Who else here /memesinreallife/?
>>28510633
All I see is a tryhard faggot with a mentality of a 14 year old.
>>28510633
>that smug face
>that Wojak quote
You truly are the absolute madman!
Faggot autistic hair
Would you, /r9k/?
(she's post-op, btw)
Nah, I don't want HIV.
>>28510527
>post-op
NO
Narcissa is still Cosmo to me.
Who /folder full of girl Facebook photos/ here?
>>28510504
me. I need help
Dude I have a whole collection of pics of grills I find attractive. Most of them I know from real life. I hate social media, but at least I can fap to real pics of my crushes instead of using my imagination or creeping them in real life like a weirdo.
Feels good man. According to my first saved pic I've been doing this since early 2010.
>>28510504
>>28510514
Why not just porn like a regular person?
I'm going to take a camera outside and film normies in the city for giggles. If they question my actions, I'll call them "wagecucks" and "blue-pilled normie scum" and continue filming. Is this a good idea? I really want to see their passive responses and inner rage.
If you do this and post it here you are a legend
Surveillance Camera Man already did it
>>28510475
This is a great idea op. Do it faggot.
With all the time you spend on here, you could have learned a new language or instrument. You could have read the entire western canon or taught yourself quantum physics or programming.
But you didn't. You shatposted, got baited by a bunch of trolls into hating yourself and developed insecurities over meaningless shit. How does this make you feel?
Awful. I've spent more time debating the sexuality of those that fap to traps than I have doing things I enjoy.
>>28510395
you underestimate me my feline friend
>>28510395
>could have
>could have
>could have
holy shit learn english you fucking coon, it's could of
>tfw no dick Goblin bf
Why lice?
gays are so fucking pathetic...
>>28510363
I'll be your bf OP but I haven't learned to control my gag reflex yet.
>>28510377
>...
oh gee wow
