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Does it ever freak you out a little we live in a culture that worships women's butts of all things?
not really, we've been staring at butts since we were still apes, it's only natural
i wish i had a collage of kiyoshi's speech to the prez's dad about butts
I'm not a nigger so yeah
Why are our lives so much harder than those of other people?
Cool thread 10/10 subscribed&bookmarked
Keep us posted anon.
The world isnt supposed to be fair anon, live with it.
>>28508103
like those people in third world countries? where you have no food, no clothes, no electricity, no running water
Do you ever see bugs that aren't there? Is there a name for that?
>>28508053
>inb4 mental illness
I got you, OP.I do too
hallucination?
>>28508063
I don't have any conditions and I'm never high but I guess that's the right term
Robot, tell me all about the person you love most or your crush.
I don't have a crush or love at all right now. Thinking about it, I haven't had either of those for years.
no one
there is no one in my life
I love my dad the most. He raised me all by himself, and he did a good job. He always protected me, but had the intelligence to know I needed to explore the world on my own, so he would let me go out on long bike rides and walks around town, even as a kid. Even today, if I am driving long distances, he has me call him when I arrive to make sure I am safe. He is stunningly intelligent. He is a powerlifter. He is getting too old to do it anymore, but he still tries. He's 6'5" and massively muscled. He helps me work out so I don't get depressed. We have a gym in our basement because of his longtime interest in lifting. He helped me with my homework whenever I needed it, never even spanked me, and has always had a great sense of dark humor. He would watch Terminator with me when I was young, and has never had issues with me playing M rated video games. He used to play Unreal Tournament like a madman, which got me into video games, although he made sure I started by playing an NES with Super Mario first. Even to this day he's a great father with great advice. I could never be more thankful, and the one thing that kept me from ever killing myself is the fact that if I did, I would have made all of his work nothing.
I love you dad.
>he's a predatory homosexual with uncontrollable insecurity
>he posts gay threads and bbc/sissy porn to try and sway the minds of impressionable young men who are also insecure
>"if you have gay thoughts you're probably gay" he would say
>"just do it you faggot" he goes on
>"you can't resist" he proclaims in a satanic and manipulative way
If you run into one of these predatory faggots please hide the thread and carry on with your life.
Neets with internet addictions are most vulnerable to predatory homosexuals.
Why? It probably feels good.
>>28507972
I don't know, these trap threads are turning me gay
>>28507972
I've never wanted to kiss a dude , seeing it only tv is a automatic repulsion for me .
I think all this shit boils down to prison gay , and people being desperate .
And getting turned on by traps and the like has already been explained via see cues , and displaying femininity .
Conversely that famous chick the looks like a dude ftm is gross even thought she has a real vag
TLDR dont take it in the butt
I want to get stronger /b/ i want to be able to protect not only me, but the ones i love, but im weak and pityful...
This isn't an anime faggot. You have nothing to protect, and nothing to protect it from.
Unless you are talking about the inevitable meteor that is going to crash into the earth and kill us all, in which case, you can't beat that by being super buff and screaming, you gotta go to college and be an engineer or some shit, and fuck that.
>>28507917
Get a gun. You will be at least 10% stronger.
>>28507952
>10% stronger
more like hundreds of percent
a guy with a handgun could beat at least 3 people
What makes you wake up every day?
being a wageslaveOriginal comment
It's a combination between my need to piss and desire for food.
>>28507889
gotta piss or eat, usually 3 or 4pm
Wagecucks are the SERFS and PEASANTS of the modern era, working just to survive and fund the lifestyles of your betters.
NEETs are the lower nobility and clergy. Superior in every way. I myself would never filthy my noble blood by breeding with a wagepeasant, obviously.
Masters of capital are the modern day Kings, Emperors, Princes, etc.
Imply my neet ?
>>28507866
Thishas BTFO the wagecucks completely
bump plx
Like closing your eyes, but you can't see, smell, feel, talk, etc. Just you with your thoughts alone in the darkness forever.
That can't be it though...can it?
>>28507864
No consciousness, buddy
You can't think
>>28507872
You think? I've heard crazier stories about what happens when you die anon
>>28507864
if its the way you think it is, then it'l be heaven
you could imagine anything into existence and create a new reality for yourself, your perfect reality
I'm over 6 feet tall, with 19 inch shoulders - and still feel a manlet vibe sometimes.
Why are all these Chad mutants so humongous?
Look at this video
https://youtu.be/8RJiH03q_MI?t=251
Look at how she looks at the tall heavyweight boxer. She's eyefucking him while completely humiliating her short co-host
The emasculation starts at 4:13
>over 6 feet tall
How much over, because 6'2 and under is manlet
>>28508091
6'1 :|
Hello, manlet life, i guess
How common is it for prostitutes to speak english?
I just watched some videos of hidden camera involving prostitutes in Germany, Romania, Austria and many did not speak proper english or english at all.
I don't want to walk in saying hi and be asked if i speak german 10 times. And i do not like well organised brothels. I wish to have a hooker to my hotel room where i feel safe.
Please help
>Wondering why people in non-English countries don't speak English
???
>>28507823
Just bring a laptop and use google translate to speak to one another.
>>28507867
I come from a non english country and i speak english
>tfw all the decent guys are either gay or taken
I'm here babe post tits
>>28507741
hey buddy listen here fuck you
I'm neither and I think I'm better than decent.
"I'm here for the job interview"
what do you to do.
>What do you to do
Send him to the gas chamber.
>>28507712
flip the bird right back and do the interview
>one year ago
>some robot on /r9k/ told me that he had the worst of times in College
>he barely went out, had 0 friends, passed with shit grades, etc., etc.
>"heh, I'd never end up like that"
>fast forward today, only one year into College
>barely go out
>when someone wants to make plans with me I make up shit excuses like "I have to study"
>barely 4 of what I can call "friends"
>only 1 female I can occassionaly talk to
>get $90 a week for expenses, but I even end up with negative numbers because I spend it on food
>fattest I've ever been in my life
>diet based around Subway, Carl's Jr., noodles
>too lazy to even cook some eggs
>went to the super market maximum 10 times this year
>haven't washed my blanket or my towel since I bought them
>shit grades, already failed 5 courses
>parents are having "issues" between them and it's clearly my fault
>don't even play video games anymore because "I should be studying!" but I browse 4chan instead
Everything goes downhill from here, right?
>>28507687
"Speak to female occasionally"
"Four friend's"
Gtfo normie
Damn son, and my mom is losing her shit that I'm a failure. I never failed a course. I didn't spend my money excessively. I even had a job for 2 of the 4 years. I mean sure my grades were kinda mediocre, but fuck. At least I had a GF all 4 years. But no, not being hired after 6 months of searching for a job and suddenly it's time to sulk in the dark in the living room at 3AM. I mean what the fuck?
You sound like a massive fucking faggot
>people invite you and YOU refuse
>fat cause you're a lazy piece of shit
>has friends
>90$ a week on food only is not enough
>shit grades isn't really anyone's fault but you
Got me rustled so 7/10 i hope you kill yourself soon.
>accidentally shaved face and neck with the shaver I previously used on my dick and balls
JUST
Please help, what should I do?
Don't do it next time?
It's not a big deal...
Also you shouldn't be posting here unless you're 18.
>>28507670
It's too late. The spores have already seeped into your skin and are growing. Get ready to look like Davy Jones, but with dicks.
>>28507670
I always do that anon.
Why on earth wouldnt you?
FAGGOT
