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Would any robots who have moved out of their parents house be willing to share some tips? A couple in the city have offered a room to me in their house, so I'll be moving in with them this weekend. This is the first time I'll be living without me parents and with roommates. The people I'm moving in with are normal people, so any tips on how to get along well with them as a robot?
don't complain during penis inspection.
>>28501540
They already did that, it went well.
>>28501435
>Finish college in a month
>If I want a job there is only city in my country so can only move there
>Look for apartments online
>MFW I see rent rates....
>You will never be a teenager during the 80s
Don't Wanna Be. Im a Minority.
>>28501426
THAT GIRL IS A FUCKING WHALE
>>28501449
>>28501426
those are obviously puerto ricans
Robots who spent time in a psych ward. How much time was it and what was it like?
About 2 weeks.
Exciting at first, after years as a NEET even a place like that was a breath of fresh air, but my last 3-4 days were hellishly boring.
Highlights were breakfast/lunch/dinner/snacks, the occasional cute girl, exercise time, and sleep (until I got a room mate who was a epic snorer)
The doctors and therapist were pretty shit, they talk to you for 15 minutes and throw drugs at you every other day to see what sticks.
4/10 experience
I spent a weekend in one because i told my mom I wanted to kill myself or whatever.
Cost about $1k for an ambulance ride to literally take me across the street. Then it was several thousand more for all the shit they offer you once you're in.
Handling the bills made my life shitty all over again but the short time I spent there was fun and memorable. They offered art therapy and exercise activities that included all the other patients.
I met a very deviant type girl there who I ended up hanging out with a bit after we got out. Let's just say I discovered that I don't posses anywhere near the amount of capital required to lead a relationship and be confident so it didn't work out.
Is it true they don't let you use your phone and take it away from you?
>day is going perfectly fine
>sudden explosion of suicidal thoughts
>want to burst into tears, but usually can't because it happens in public
>>28501366
I feel like most people get this feel or something like it. I get it but more of an anger, like anything that remotely bothers me pisses me off so much. I wish I could snap sometimes but I have a reputation to uphold.
Such is life at uni
I have this as well. But first usually comes the complete anger about having bad parents and general leftism and cultural marxism that fucked me up since I was a child.
Just keep distracting yourself by thinking about something you like or something that makes you feel good (or used to) whenever it happens. Very hard at first but it gets easier over time, and eventually the suicidal thoughts disappear. I speak from experience.
D-Does anyone want to ply Tree of Savior with me?
What is tree of savior?
Nope, it is shit just like you
>>28501365
No Anon lets rob some old people instead.
who here /hotdog/? one of the best robot foods desu.
>tfw no relish
>ketchup on a hot dog
>>28501302
When I was in high school I ate hot dogs for 80% of my lunches.
I have so many different recipes and toppings combinations it's ridiculous.
If all else fails I'll probably buy a food truck to sell "gormet" hot dogs.
>>28501302
hotdogs are bomb but my tastebuds never really matured past a 5 year old so i only like plain hot dogs
Is there anything you feel nostalgic for?
Holy shit what is that game? I swear I used to play it when I was a little kiddo.
Runescape because I would play it for hours on end in school. My only friends at the time were there and so were the only accomplishments and drive I had to do anything.
It's dead now, and has been for years
Cartoon network from 2000-2007
Post the last thing that you fapped to.
>>28501234
i see you have good taste there op
>an RP log of my friend's anime fox girl OC rimming Ahri from League.
>pic related
This is now an original comment.
>Finally start applying to jobs
>Decide to smoke weed for the first time since I stayed home from prom last Friday.
>Find out today I have a drug test early next week
What do?
inb4 buy cleanse kit. I don't have money.
>>28501229
drink an ass load of water.
>>28501229
You should be clear in four days just drink lots of water
>>28501229
lots of water
and cranberry juice
Do you guys know trig equations? Solve this
>>28501211
i think theres a math board for this type of stuff
>>28501211
its -.75
>>28501264
what? no, find the degree for theta
>wearing tactism boots in a non-military or employment related situation ever.
Inb4:
>they look good
>they're practical
>nobody cares about shoes
You're like those autists who wear hiking shoes to the mall.
>wearing a battered pair of these with your dad core $10 autism jeans as you navigate to the Gamestop
>>28501177
what if its raining?
>rocking the Monarchs like a don't give a fuck bad boy whose mommy can't take away any of his good boy points.
>I believe all races are equal and that the way people are treated should be based on the content of their character, not the colour of their skin. The statistical differences in racial intelligence and quality of life can easily be explained as a product of a difference in culture and systematic racism.
>>28501173
The wall is now 15 feet higher
>>28501173
off yourself racist dickbag. You are literally a subhuman piece of shit, not because of your genes but because you delude yourself into being this retarded.
>>28501390
fifteen feet more
>mfw tomorrow I have to teach high school kids basic computer science/logic
>mfw I have to stand in front of 20+ teenagers and make some sort of opening that will transition from "hello" to the course content
>mfw I hate public speaking but I took this job so I could put it on a resume
Does anyone here have teaching experience?
There was a teacher on earlier that got fired for using 4chan. I am pretty sure you will face the same fate.
>"hello, I'm x, I'll be teaching you shitheads and I don't permit fucking around"
>instantly got to course content
Have fun
I do, yes.
Don't worry.
It's a completely different experience from giving a presentation to your peers at uni/whatever.
Believe it or not, your students will actually look up to you as an authority and *listen* to what you have to say.
Most of them, at least.
For a while.
>9 year old boy gets molested
"Lucky kid"
"I wish I was him"
"Nice"
>9 year old girl gets molested
"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU MONSTER"
"DON'T YOU KNOW YOU ARE RUINING HER LIFE"
"FUCK YOU"
Are they both men or is one a woman.
It seems like woman can do it and its fine even good, what a lucky guy. but a big evil man, oh he has to die. Burn him.
Not that its ok at all.
>>28501154
When has a 9 year old boy been molested and anyone called him lucky?
>>28501154
why are women looked on as more fragile than men?
it all fucking comes down to reproductive organs
i also never understood why a man hitting a woman is frowned upon but not the other way around
Got accepted to my dream university for my dream program. Did I /makeit/? Or am I doomed to be a loser forever?
>Tfw God tier
>>28501151
>wanting to be a stemcuck
Learn to think for yourself
>>28501151
>Mathematics: God Tier
>Music : Shit Tier
Everyone knows a Music Theory degree outclasses every Mathematics degree ten fold
This list is garbage.
>>28501151
if you actually believe that list then get the fuck out
