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>be me
>always been fat kid
>bullied through high school
>decided to study and work had to make something of myself
>become engineer and get skinny
>get a job at a bulge bracket investment bank in London
>now work 8am-1am daily with no physical activity
>notice how I've once again become fat
>mfw
>be me
>average build body all through college
>never give a shit about it
>22 now
>can tell my metabolism is slowing down
>too depressed/anxious to work out
>currently keeping it in check by also being too depressed/anxious to eat regularly
ooooooooh boy, this is gonna work out well
>>28497922
>now work 8am-1am daily with no physical activity
what?
do you even live?
>>28497973
you must work out
I'm too feeling slightly depressive but after a workout i feel great every time!
force yourself and the force returns
How often do fembots change their panties?
>>28497916
>wearing underwear
Hello Stacy!
Unless I'm on my period, I wear boxers.
>>28497947
Gross senpai put something on
Why do you hate normal well-adjusted people?
>>28497910
I don't actually hate most of them, just the loud ones who have loud, stupid opinions, or the few (there aren't many) who pick on me. The normies who are humble and realistic about life are ok, and we get along fine at work.
>>28497951
>at work
Fucking normie
because they're boring wastes of space
Today I hit someone for the first time in my life.
I was walking to the bus station with my girlfriend and we were walking through a secluded park. An Indian/shitskin was walking in our direction. When he got close enough, I noticed that he was staring at my girlfriend. I didn't think much of it until he reached us and he was still staring. I smacked him on the chest and made him drop on the ground. He just stared at me from there as if he was trying to say "i dinndu nuffins!" and we walked on. My gf told me I was violent for nothing.
>>28497901
Fuck off why are you posting here if you have a GF in the first place
>>28497925
>you cant have problems if you have a gf
>r9k is dedicated to single people
I fucking love this meme
>>28497901
>hit a stranger cause he was just looking at "your" gf
>being this insecure
normies at their best
Hello my robot brothers.
My karma is getting dangerously low, and it's been too long since I've last gotten top comment on Welcome to the Internet.
I'm gonna need the freshest, best memes you've got so I can reclaim my former glory.
What do you say /r9k/? You willing to give a fellow robot a hand?
fuck off faggotnot original enough for the Jewish modZ
i will never understand why people so desperately need to get top comment on faceberg. you dont get anything and its not as though the people who 'liked' your comment are gonna remember your name
>welcome to the internet
It's been a while since I've thought about that. I deleted my account 3 years ago but I remember thinking that page was fucking cancer.
Anyone here grow mushrooms as a hobby? is it any fun? I'm thinking about picking it up. I'd love to be able to grow something like this in a pot, maybe along with a few different colours of mushrooms, make a nice arrangement.
Have my first batch of cubes (pftek) a couple days away from birthing
Anybody have any advice about how to collect spores, and use them to inoc the next batch?
>>28497827
delicious_candy.jpg
>>28497827
I've grown ferns and vegetables before but definitely want to try this. Good luck anon. Mushrooms are definitely r9k approved comfy-tier flora.
The child of my neighbours (he's 15) started to cut himself around 1 month ago, and now he's getting all the attention of the family, they bought a dog for him, a new hi-fi, and all of the thinghs on earth in exchange about his cutting thing.
He's not a normie but neither a deep robot, he started to harm himself only for blackmail his parents.
He is getting all the love i always wanted only for four-five scratches at the week. Fuck this tumblr stuff.
That's really fucken smart and dumb of him.
On one hand, you get a bunch of cool shit, on the other, you endanger your life. Wish I thought of that when I was a teenager, it wouldn't work on an adult.
I'd like to cut, just as a fuck you to my parents. But I'd hate to feel more pain.
>child has emotional issues
>begins cutting (which is stupid as it has become a fucking fad)
>parents ignore that and shower him with monetary gifts
It's like they're retarded
>post pic in /soc/
>get a 3/10
post your pic here instead anon
i will tell you the truth, don't listen to those bullies
>post pic on /soc/
>you look like you belong on /r9k/
>>28497766
I got mostly 7, fuck my shitty life.
What do girls think about a guy with a foot fetish?
>>28497660
>'ew..... weeeeeiiiird~~~.'
>>28497660
>What do girls think about a guy with a foot fetish?
who the fuck cares what girls think?
Also body worship in general. I really just want to kiss/lick ass, feet, legs, hands, whatever bodypart you're comfortable with.
My hot female therapist told me I was good-looking and that any girl that would become my girlfriend should be happy. Other women have told me I was handsome too so I don't think she was lying.
>>28497622
when i pay a ho its not to speak its to suck
you can get a better deal for your cash homey
>>28497622
She just said that so you won't kill yourself.
>>28497650
Is that really so? :(
hey guys,i have a computer
i think I've seen one of these before.
what does it do?
Why would you waste your money on one of those?
Who else here /vintagetech/?
Fellow fembots, describe your ideal bf.
>5'11-6'3"
>Funny
>White
>Likes anime, but isn't obsessed with it, isn't into moe
>Loves reading
>Doesn't have weird fetishes (feet, impregnation, creampies, facials and other "normal" ones are okay)
>Romantic
>Isn't obsessed with sex
>>28497619
>Romantic
>Isn't obsessed with sex
Translation: beta provider
>>28497631
No. Sex is an important part of any romantic relationship, but I don't want to be used, and I don't want him to be consumed by lust. I want him to appreciate me as a person, not just a hole to fuck.
Being obsessed with sex means he's more likely to be a porn addict, have stranger fetishes, and cheat on me.
>5'7"-6'1"
no taller than 6'1" because I'm only 5'4"
>cute
>White
>likes drawing and can hopefully help me with my drawing
>will never leave me
How do you know if you won the discussion? Is it when they stop using arguments and resort to things like "you have mental issues"?
Brussels?
>>28497609
In real life, people will either acknowledge defeat (rare) or physically shrink or they will try to change the subject by segueing using some weak line like 'w-well yeah I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinion.'
>>28497648
Yea
Origami
Is liking/wanting to be a Tranny the result of being unappealing to women?
>>28497559
no, you're just a fucking mentally ill faggot.
>>28497559
japanese anime brainwashing
idk
not sure if I'm prison gay or just gay gay
Whats up Lads, I think i may have just made the new meme that will follow dat boi and im just looking for a bit of feed back.
Any feedback just message me on ts (my name is dubs): TS.MARCUZ.EU
>>28497519
It looks like it's lifting it's leg to take a sad shit
new meme boyz
Sympathy bump
