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Who here /smallpenismasterrace/?
Reminder that Classical artisans considered large Frankenstein penises to be gross, beastly, freakish and comical.
Small penises were considered the epitome of male purity and perfection
But that was that culture, and this is this culture, and this culture says small cocks are comical. Past cultures are irrelevant
>>28495120
small penises are associated with being more godly and less attached to the animal world. large ones are the opposite.
now think about which race has the biggest cocks and acts most like animals.
As far as the statues go, they just made the penises small so they don't draw unnecessary attention from the sculpture itself.
are we all just waitung for something to happen? to this board and our lives.
>>28495068
Memes aside, you can't sit around and wait for good things to happen to you
>>28495068
A lot of people on here anticipate the collapse of civilization, but I can't think of a demographic worse prepared for it.
>>28495176
I don't even care if I survive the collapse desu, I just care about taking as many leftists with me as I can
4th live streamed an hero of the year.
2016 shaping up to set a record
>We're waiting
lol, 4chan.
This is funny now, but eventually it will get old when everybody is acting like that. The same thing happened to atheism.
>>28495031
where can someone find these videos?
If it was a man it wouldn't even be in the papers.
>you will never have unprotected sex with christina aguilera circa 1999-2000
life isn't worth living
Not if it was life or death senpai
>>28495053
Damn son, that's some serious toe abuse.
There's a weird cycle that goes on with blonde pop singers I've noticed. Xtina was touted as a wholesome alternative to the skankified Britney Spears and eventually became skanky herself. This has been going on since the 90's.
I just hope my Taytay can break the cycle. :/
>wake up
>2 hours of 4 Chan
>2 hour long lunch with dad
>2 more hours of 4 Chan
>2 hour long nap
>4 hours of 4 Chan
>1 hour dinner and YouTube
>go to sleep
Pleas send help
>>28494938
How was your lunch with dad?
>>28495066
Is was OK, I ate some small barbecue mix with waffle fries, some fresh bred and I could have gotten as much salad from the salad bar as I wanted but I didn't want an
The black pudding was crunchy and delicious
>>28495173
Sounds tasty, especially those fries
>tfw haven't had bbq in a while
The NEET, unlike the misguided, cuck, white slave Wagecuck, can cook his own healthy meals and does not have to resort to frozen food. The NEET values what he puts inside him.
YOU'VE MADE ME MAD AGAIN!!
>>28494889
>carbs and cheese
>healthy
>>28494915
Ah wagecuck, falling to the joo meme that essential nutrients are bad for you.
The Jews have brainwashed the masses into being literal slaves. Pathetic!
>Anon what are you waiting for? Eat me out!
>>28494884
Haha no!
na
>>28494884
It's like the time I licked my dogs asshole
You must choose. pic related or op pic???
This ugly fucker is banging literal perfection.
How does that make you feel?
That's not Karina Hart. Looks like some washed-up actress whose career ended with the Office.
I give both of them a 6/10.
>>28494912
DELET THIS.
THATS MY WAIFU
i want to stop
i want to stopp
i want to stop
a
i want to stop
g
>wake up
>want to go to sleep again
>just get bus in time
>bus driver tells me how I put my hand out wrong
>have to pay obscene amount of money I don't have for ticket
>go to school
>people being shits
>younger years of girls laugh at me and shout my name
>study on my own and think how pathetic I am
>attempt a smile at someone at the corridor
>they don't notice me
>friends are out without me again
>go home and hate myself
>lie in bed with tears in my eyes
>a levels next week
It's just another day
>>28494827
>>younger years of girls laugh at me
why?
>>28494868
I don't know. I mean I'm sure I look odd or whatever. Every time I walk past one there's like a 50% chance they'll shout something or laugh or whisper or stare. I just think, imagine how they'd feel. But what's great is when they're on their own they get too scared to say or do anything, on their own they're helpless. Sometimes I just want to walk in and slice one of their throats as their friends watch in agony. I don't care anymore/
>>28495094
Inb4 edgelord comments
I'm not trying to be edgy. I'm weak, I'm thin, I've never killed anyone, I don't think of myself as that. I'm just fucking angry. So fucking angry
>her face when she sees you looking at her face
>>28494817
>my face when i see her face looking at his face looking at her face
>>28494817
that's a very cute anime girl, what is she from?
>>28495969
sansha sanyou
;_; ;_; ;_; it hurts to live ;_; ;_; ;_;
[painblox]
I truly know that feel family.
I made this webm of her recently.
>>28494784
Who is she? She's a legit 10/10 to me
Which is the best and why is it 100%?
>>28494717
-30 and 100
>>28494717
10 to 60 is the best.
Some of us don't like fridge bodies
I had a girlfriend who was 60% who I used to fuck up the ass ALL THE TIME. She didn't like it but I was so bored with pussy when I got with her that I would just fuck her till I came in her ass.
>mom found the diarrhea subwoofer
>>28494701
>dad found the nightgown shantytown
>dad's wife's son's mixed race newborn found the scab basin
>grandma found the snot overalls
>everyday I get on the bus I sit next to the same girl and say ''m'lady'' when i do for my own amusement
pretty autistic m9
self sabotage is patrician tier humor m8
>>28494741
Is it funny at all?
