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>mfw get neetbux
>mfw spend it on books i dont read, netflix subscription, vpn and steam games
>3 years left till neetbux runs out so I'll have to get a job
>get a comfy job at a shop or something, get paid minimum wage no requirement needed.
>contributing almost nothing to society
>pirate so much media I'll still be a leech
>mfw imblackand grin at /pol/ memeing about us "minorities"won't be by 2030 you can be sure about that.
>mfw /pol/ is right but it is like some autist screaming that everyone masturbates when people deny it, but he won't let go. Making a fool out of himself. White guilt isn't real, it's just us "minorities" already have the most power in society and manipulate whites into doing our bidding.
someone screencap this because you won't regret it
Bernie Sanders will win just because us blacks will it. We have took over. White genocide is real and I smile inside when a whitey calls me a nigger because his race is dying rapidly. A Muslim emperor by 2050. You guys are truly the last generation of white supremacy.
You awoken the monster that kills civilizations when you agreed to take African slaves. All a ploy to destroy the white man.
Black Americans don't support Bernie Sanders.
>>28493401
>it's just us "minorities" already have the most power in society
You're a tool of the illuminati. When your purpose of displacing the white middle class has been served, you'll be thrown into the ghetto with everybody else. Don't delude yourself.
>>28493401
>bernie sanders will win because us blacks will it
black people vote overwhelmingly for hillary over bernie
you're not actually black, 0/10
Why the fuck do Asians always get white people names when they move to the US or something?
Don't they have their own names? Why the fuck do they take retro whitey names like Tom, Michael, or Nathan?
It's because they white washed and want to adapt to the white man's life style.
Seriously, Asian people all want to be white.
They adapt to the common race for maximum success. A Akihado won't get hired, but an Elizabeth will.
>>28493350
nobody can pronounce their ching chong names
Why do women prefer Canadian men?
>>28493329
Who has ever wanted this?
>>28493461
American woman are statistically known to take a canadian over an american. Somthing about canadians being hung like mooses.
superior seed,
americucks can't compete.
who /final fantasy vi/ here?
What happened to Terra after she transformed into the Esper later in the game. I literally missed out on everything after that point. It's sad.
>>28493272
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juORAXpgb_M&index=2&list=RDSVC7pH3faKE
Good taste. It was the only one I really enjoyed.
Never gave a fuck about VII really, VIII was garbage. Gave up on the series after that.
Chrono Trigger was better than VI though.
>>28493332
Almost as sad as how I forgot to include a question mark. I might have to replay this game though.
Hello goyim. Jew here to remind you that I am the reason you dont have qt gf. That is all.
reeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME A GF NOW NOW NOW OR THE CHICKEN GETS IT!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp_DydcUPNI
While I understand that my situation is largely my responsibility, I also understand that the jewluminati has guided the development of these general social circumstances.
Jews are also goys of the jewluminati, if you catch my meaning.
tfw janitors now delete these cuck/blacked threads so autistic OP now has nothing to live for and has no choice but to kill himself. :) good and right things do happen in the universe sometimes, thanks OP for being such a psycho loser and giving me some confidence
How old were you when you dropped the belief of 'free will'?
>>28493163
Interesting GIF desu senpai..
>>28493213
If i removed that reply would you die?
>>28493449
It would be very painful.KEKCKCKCKCKC
What are some cringey things you've done in the past? Name a few.
>>28493123
Fell for the trap meme.
i made a joke to some work people but it was a fake aggressive thing i said like i was a mean boss
they didn't get it so i laughed to let them know i was just kidding and they smiled scaredly and slid away
>>28493123
Post edgy/cringey metal lyrics on fb when I was a teenager
Oh shit someone help she's way too qt for me.
It's bumble btw.
Like tinder but the chicks responds first.
Ask to lick the inside of her asshole clean.
>compliments go over well
Damn they made online dating much easier with quest markers and shit.
Try something like "I like asians, How are you?"
Don't use any emojis or !marks or look desperate, take it slow and respond whilst adding a little more to conversation as time goes on, keep me updated
>fap to traps and shemales regularly
>if someone asks i tell them i am straight
>>28492927
Fapping to that is straight though?
>>28493267
>fapping to something with a cock is straight
Are you that ashamed of being gay?
>>28492927
If you haven't fucked a girl yet, how do you know you're straight?
Fill me in on the deep web
https://youtu.be/6Vb9gxrjmm0
>>28492873
lots of drugs and cp
>>28492873
just like the normal internet but slower
also the only people interested in using it are underage edgy teenagers, middle class white drug addicts, and pedos
I have a small penis but I am currently fucking 2 decent looking chicks. They know about each other and I play off their jealousy. I don't feel bad because fuck bitches get money and the sex is fucking incredible because deep down they want me to want them so they fuck me like an animal.
Why are you don't crushing puss like me?
Pic related, I look like a total faggot.
You look like a chad. Thanks for proving penor size only matters if you're ugly.
>>28492880
But I'm not a chad. I am a beta like you. I was cheated on by the girl I thought I was going to marry and since then idgaf about women and they want me.
>>28492911
You cannot be a beta when you look like a chad. Now get off my board and stay out.
>trying to browse /r9k/ in public
>every other thread is a picture of a dick or vagina
Come on guys
Why don't you look at the settings? Why don't you just block images on r9k temporarily through adblock or something?
>>28492902
that has nothing to do with his point though
>>28492925
It does since his point is that he can't browse /r9k/ on his normie device.
All I want is a hot, well educated girlfriend, who will play video games and attend Trump rallies with me. Why is that so much to ask for?
>>28492843
>educated
>trump supporter
pick one.
Yes because you're an ugly, dumb faggot.
>All I want is a hot
Welp. I hope you're chad. Because for every hot girl there's a line of 50 guys to get behind.
Quite nice not to give a fuck about that. If I didn't masturbate for a week I could fuck a corpse. I don't care.
Also Trump is a shill for the NWO. Just like the Bushes, the Clintons, and Oogabooga. He's not going to change jack.
>Be in the future
>get put in suspended animation capsule for survival/travel reasons
>in glorified lunchbox for 50+ years just sleeping like grandma sleeps, or at least according to mommy
>finally wake up, last of anyone on spacecraft
>everyone is up and talking already
>yawn and look down
>morning wood
wat do
I'm CAPTAIN KIRK!
>>28492682
>Chad points at me
>"Hey look, captain's log!"
>laughter pierces my soul
>>28492682
Looks like at least one rocket failed to launch
what's your kink/fetish?
passionate sex in the missionary position
giantess
vaginal vore
gentle femdom
I get off to hypnotizing people, or vice versa, mostly with anons and strangers. Of course seeing it done to someone or seeing it pop up in various media gets me going as well.
