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Who /schizoaffective/ here? I've been having this new thing where I can't tell my dreams apart from reality and have sleep paralysis at least once a night. Is this due to the schizo or is it something else?
bpd and bp1 masterrace
Schizoid here
the only solution is a bullet to the head
sorry robot
>>28491008
smoking is the only thing keeping me from going off the edge.
How does a lazy fuck motivate himself to workout every day?
Find the real reason why you'd want to workout every day.
>>28491007
Because being skinnyfat is not attractive
You don't really need to work out every day. I go 3-4 times a week, for 30-60 minutes, depending on how I'm feeling. Then again, I have no real fitness goals.
I just like to get the blood flowing, maybe eventually conquer the pullup with no assistance.
I notice that a lot of people on 4chan are fond of White Nationalism/Fascism due to /pol/. Surely /r9k/ realizes that this is literally the worship of Chad and the white working class (aka Normies) and that you will suffer even worse if such an ideology was to come into power?
I'm not even saying /pol/ isn't right about a lot of things, because they are,but why should a robot ever support fascism?
>>28490886
Fuck off nigger
Also, look up what Fascism means
>>28490886
Fascism is a legitimate ideology pham.
>>28490991
I never said it wasn't. I'm asking why should I, a robot, support it?
So whose been to jail let alone prison? What for? How long? Tell your stories. I've been to jail 4x now...one misdemeanor and the rest were felonies that I always beat. Money talks.
Has summer vacation started already?
>>28490871
Uh, what? I honestly don't understand.
>>28490871
I understand actually implying I'm a highschool kid or something but you really have me confused.
You are at a Pokemon tournament and this mon slaps your oneitis' ass, what do you do?
Imprison him in a tiny sphere and force him to fight strangers for my amusement
call the police and report a case of sexual assault
>>28490849
Then trade him to a friend and make him grow two extra arms like a gross freak of nature.
What are you listening to right now /r9k/?
Pic related
Right now right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6okwg6PiSis
https://youtu.be/cAG49M6WPIw
>>28490812
Maybeshewill - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9cUYMvcBmQ
Too much instrumental stuff is dark and broody, need some uplifting music now and again
What keyboard are you using right now anon?
Google Keyboard (Material Dark)
Corsair k75. Brety common keyboard. It's okay I guess
>using a dedicated keyboard
>not typing with your mouse thumb
Disgusting.
If anyone was here last night, I was the guy who wanted to write a light novel. Anyone here wanna help me bounce ideas off?
Do something about how jews suck
>>28490781
Someone already gave me that idea last night, but I think I'm going with a Magical Girl horror story.
How about a story about someone's birthday party?
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I have this belief that live gets better when you turn 25. Like it is the shift from your childhood, puberty and college years to a whole new era. Something like a coming of age story which becomes uplifting after the first five chapters of depression and awful moments.
Is this even remotely true? Still 4 years to go for me so please don't spoil it if there's nothing to look forward to.
>>28490742
it doesn't
~t. 32 year old
Haha think again faggot. That's when it starts to get a whole lot worse. By the time you hit 30, you'll wish you were dead.
I'm 23. Life doesn't change that much. The years just kind of go by...Nothing magical happens when you get a year older. You can change some things in life, get new experiences and such, but you will essentially always be the same.
Robots, how do you get your drugs?
>>28490738
My gf smuggles them across the border and I fish them out of her ass.
>>28490828
same but with my brother
Just saying, is there anything more gross than a muscle gut? Maybe like a a gut on a 700 pound person...But muscle guts just skeeve me out.
How do you guys get out of confrontational situations?
Personally I make an absurd threat to one up them, like saying i'll give them a wet willy or an atomic wedgie to diffuse the situation.
>>28490736
Depends on the situation.
<original>
>>28490736
I normally just abandon the thread.
>>28490736
I leave.
No matter what it is, I'll just stop talking and walk away. If it's life threatening, I'll apologize and leave, but otherwise there's no need to say anything else.
If girls never approach or express interest in you does this mean you're unattractive or do girls just expect you to approach them?
both (are incredibly original)
>>28490732
thought it was the second one so I asked a girl on a date and the response made me fucking cringe of myself
never heard some one say 'sure' so disappointed, man
don't take advice from your friends
if she's into you, she will let you know
if not, don't make a fool of yourself
now I have to explain to her that if she's not into me she better fucking tell me coz I don't want to waste both of our times on an awkward pity date
>>28490858
Tell her to go and fuck herself if that is the case it would have been kinder of her to just say no instead of stringing you along.
the last two digits are now the quality of your post
that's p rad t b h
>>28490725
if my digits are low does that make me an expert shitposter?
>>28490725
Out of 100? I dont get it
What is college REALLY like? I am preparing to go to one. It basically means I will have to share small old room with two other people, I wont be able to bring PC or a console there (not that I have a console), and only way to kill time will be studying? How is this supposed to be the best years of my life. What the fuck?
you can go on walks at 3am without your parents there to have an aneurysm over it
at least that's what i liked about it
>>28490614
Apparently being a degenerate gets you laid in college and any major in the Science and Math field is considered autistic
>>28490614
I had my own room and only shared a bathroom and kitchen with other people. For a robot it can be the best years of your life in that you can:
1) Study something you enjoy, that might potentially get you a job you enjoy/get payed well for.
2) Independence from parents, meaning no one will call you a piece of shit for getting out of bed in the afternoon, going out at night, playing vidya all day and many other things, although having room mates negates this to a great extent.
3) You get exposed to all kinds of people. Primarily normalcunts, but also some good ones. Might make some irl robot friends, who knows.
3) It's really not that difficult to get sex if that's what you want, all women are slags but in college/uni they're fucking ultra-slags.
What drugs are you on today? MDMA here
>>28490611
>I whish I have all this LSD
>tfw you're scared to order it on the DW
Crystal meth. I've been awake for a few days now doing this shit.
got prescribed diphenhydramine today
90 tabs of 25mg, how many should i take to make this last for a while?
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