What made you fail in life, anons?
Family? Grades? Drugs? Depression?
And what do you want to do now? Move on? How?
I never really "failed". I'm 23 and have tons of life ahead of me and my life has been at a gradual incline while allowing me to relax and enjoy my hobbies. It feels great to be an upper middle class white male.
>>28474375
So... What's the point of being here on r9k?
Poor parenting.
That's the foundation for who I am now, a broken piece of shit.
A cute girl says hi to you, how do you respond?
thatfeelwhennogeeeffshe's so cute it hurts
I say hey and nothing further and then awkwardly part ways because I'm uncomfortable and nervous.
Then I come to r9k and post no gf feels and express my hatred towards stacies.
>>28474237
what's up girl? I'm 5"5 and have an below average penis
Sitting next to grill... wat do?
Help friendos
>>28489924
She sat next to you, she obviously wants you to rape her.
What's the situation?
Like are you on a bus and she's some random chick?
Or are you in a class room and she's a qt you've been stalking all semester?
What??
The author of NHK has created a meditation to evoke Misaki
(English)
http://tatsuhikotakimoto.com/2016/04/27/misaki-evocation-meditation-english-ver-now-released/
Holy son of Jesus that is fucking pathetic.
>>28489899
We can meme her into existence and it will be beautiful.
>>28489966
t. /r9k/ poster
We all had irrational childhood crushes on fictional characters, what was yours?
(pic related)
>Cave Story
>childhood
What the fuck.
>>28489633
It came out in 2004 as a freeware game, it was bound to land on someone's family computer at some point.
>>28489633
>his first childhood game wasn't minecraft
sounds like a shit life desu
were you also beaten as a child?
What do I do now, robots? I'm using my real name, real picture of myself and actually wrote something about ms
>>28489468
she's kinda ugly, anon
>>28489468
Looks fake, nust message her
I don't understand how peopel use tinder and shit, aren't you afraid of someone you know finding you there
So what really happens after we die?
nothing
original.com
The same thing that happens in Paris right now, people go to work, do their laundry, have sex, laugh and go back to bed, except you're not there.
You go back to where you came from.
What are some essential /r9k/core bands/albums?
>>28489005
Never thought to see MDFMK here.
Literally the soundtrack of columbine
>>28489259
kek was just about to say this, but still they're decent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9L4q-0Pi4E
iriginal XCD
How do i become NEET in a way that doesn't make my relatives disown me instantly? It seems that it's bit harder to become NEET when your relatives are all wagecucks and hates every NEET from the bottom of their tax filled mailboxes. I'm not fit to be a wagecuck, i can't imagine myself waking up 6am and working my ass off for something that i could be getting for free. The main problem is that i don't have any reasoning to get on welfare and my relatives surely wont be supporting me. How can i get on the welfare list easily and not end up killing myself...
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>>28488886
Dude
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>>28488934
thanks, i'm enlightened
>>28488886
Thislife chooses you, not the other way around.
You'll will never drive an expensive open top sports car down the road while listening to fresh beats and have all the hot girls want to become your gfs.
>I'll never drive a delorean while wearing a letterman jacket listening to the hotline miami soundtrack
why would you want that, shallow fuck?
>>28488741
Oh I forgot you wanted to discover a new element or write a symphony, you disgusting nerd.
Finally, after many years of r9k and solitude, I got a gf
-but-
How do I deal with her not being a virgin
How do I deal with the fact that others dicks (the exact amount I am not in informed of) has been inside her
Feels terrible
To add to that, is this even a legitimate concern
Or is it just autistic paranoia that has been instilled from my time here
Just be happy you got a gf
Stop being autistic about someone else's lack of virginity
>>28488682
>>28488700
When you're in bed with her, you won't be thinking about that, unless you're really fucked in the head.
What animals are considered Chad?
honey badgers, they fight lions
orcas, they eat great white sharks for breakfast
hippos, they kill crocs
Humans are the ultimate chads off the animal kingdom tbhfam, no one can touch us
This thread is the equivalent of a video game spinoff.
Is it possible for a "failed normie" (Has friends but still awkward and a kissless virgin) to become a full normie at university?
>>28488574
Probably. That's what I did, sort of. I'm still awkward around my friends, but no longer a KV.
>in b4 reeee normal gtfo
>still a virgin by uni
Sorry, there's no hope for you. How the fuck do you go all the way through high school a virgin? Never even once?
>>28488574
Yes. Just smoke weed and all will be fine
It is a social drug
tfw bored with Chad boyfriend and want an even Chadder boyfriend does anyone know this feel?
where'd the effort go? this is really just sloppy work, sahgeh
yeah haha i know those feels girl we're so silly =P
>>28488537
Fembot here
Haha yeah =P
I usually come here to get beta robots to fuck while looking xD
Taken 16 virginities so far ;-)
I'm so devilish! :3 ~<3
Is there anyway to get cancer fast? I want to die but I feel like suicide would be too fast and sudden to the few people in my life, plus if i get cancer i get that sweet sweet sympathy. I already work around chemicals and never wear a mask, i try to spend as much time as i can sitting outside in the australian sun, eat unhealthy. It would take years. Maybe aids would be a better choice but god damn they bodies look gross.
>>28488527
Microwave your testicles.
>>28488527
Just drink a gallon of soda a day.
>>28488527
Aids doesn't kill you unless you stop taking pills. Try some mercury or lead. Don't know why you want to kill yourself. Go out your door in one direction until you get lost.