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I don't why but there's something really comfy about asia. I know that japan is a meme for gaijins, but seems really comfy for citizens. Other countries also seem comfy, rural or urban areas aswell, but I'm not sure why
>tfw will never leave your country
I went to Japan, only Tokyo but it was quite lovely. The people are kind of weird though in my experience, but still nice.
you don't know the half of itnor do I
>He imagined becoming an anime voice actor
>He imagined writing a novel of the world he thought about as a kid
>He imagined that his fantasy world would be different enough to catch everyones eye
>foreign seiyuu
>ever
>>28487617
>He imagined to sing his favourite song in front of a huge crowd and earn tons of cheering
>he doesn't speak at least 5 different languages
>>28487485
>He doesn't turns his proxy on and shitposts on /int/ whole day.
>he brags about speaking two languages, his native language + English
That's because I speak 6.
Does life has a purpose?
the lessening of pain
>>28487458
To rearrange matter and energy into order and ensure the process continues.
>>28487458
Poor fridge bro, he has a disease. There's no way any human being with a properly working mind would subject themselves to such condiditon.
>tfw going to the first job interview tomorrow
>>28487343
Just be yourseIf, it's not that hard
>>28487343
be an arrogant fuck, works all the time
Its a shitty job and I will definitely get it, but still fucking scared
>The photos have pulled men of 22 – and yes, I could almost be their grandmother – up to 63. My timelines are packed with splendid males, creatures so beautiful that I gasp
HAHAHAHAH /pol/ and /r9k/ BTFO!!!!!
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/may/07/confessions-of-a-menopausal-nymphmaniac-sex-dating-apps
>>28487281
Mate this might shock you but all old ladies are whores.
They'll suck your cock if you smile at them.
But never take their phone calls after, old bitches are crazy as fuck.
Every single time I see this image I fap
pay denbts btw
>>28487282
Yeah I already know that. This thread is targeted to the various pathetic virgins from /r9k/ that say that women over 30 lose their sexual value or something like that
I don't even want sex anymore. I just want someone warm to sit next to to. I just want something to comfort me when i feel like shit. I just want someone to scratch my head, someone to hold my hand, just someone to fucking touch me! Im so devoid of it that when someone even grazes me i recoil, im a fucking monster
>>28487264
get a dog
and also suck my fucking cock robot overlord
>>28487347
I hate dogs, and my cats arent big enough
>>28487435
>not getting a smart, loyal malinois
They're amazing dogs. My parents had one, and her trust in them was amazing. She got old and it was time to put her down, as she could no longer walk without severe pain and had several other medical difficulties. She knew something was wrong, so she didn't trust the vet, and she refused to cooperate. She looked up at my dad and he nodded to her. After that she simply laid down on the operating table and let the vet give her the injection.
What age is ideal to grow out of the degenerate weeb phase?
Take a guess cunt
If you ever entered it, there is no longer any hope.
Also, complaining about weebs on 4chan means you're an idiotic faggot. Using the term 'degenerate" means you're an extremely idiotic faggot.
>>28487226
I'm asking you, faggot
>1991 is closer to 1967 than to 2016
>>28487216
>1965 is closer to 1916 than to 2016
>kurt cobain died 50 years ago
>>28487216
>I was born 75 years ago but I'm only 27
I am don't laid with a civilian by the time I'm 25 I will end my life.
who else here /deadline/
>tfw december 31th this year
also work on your grammar OP
>>28487199
>am don't laid with a civilian
>>28487199
>Be almost 25
>Be you
>Find a qt military girl to have wild sex with
>Last thing she hears about you is you muttering "If only she had been a civilian..."
Why do women love to get hurt during sex?
I don't get it and I don't get off on it, desu. When I like someone I don't want to apply Inquisition-tier methods.
>>28487185
Women know deep down they are whores and enjoy being punished for it.
>>28487185
not all women have this fetish
>>28487638
Uuughh I get fken hard for light choking.
Hi robots,
I'm gonna tell you story about how fucking heartless chads are. This is a true story and I swear there is no exaggeration whatsoever in it.
>be a simple guy, 5'9 Manlet, KV, fit but average face and horrible self esteem.
>met a friend a the bar
>he brought his coworker "Chad"
>he is the embodiment of chad. Tall(around 6'1), handsome, extremely confident, etc...
>we started talking about politics and stuff
>We hit it off pretty well
>me and Chad became friends
>I even had to go all the way to his house to help him move to his new house
>go to the park (huge one)every night to do my daily calisthenics
>one day a girl came up to me
>she is blonde, petite, extremely cute...a solid 8/10
>"umm, excuse me I'm new in the area and I got lost in this park lol, do you know the exit to x avenue?"
>I gave her the directions
>"thank you...umm I'm pretty scared alone do you mind if you walk me to the exit? Sorry haha"
>holy shit her voice, her smile, her eyes
>"yes of course! I just finished training anyway! Hehe"
>I lied
>to my surprise, she lives around 3min from my house
>we exchanged contacts and parted ways
>to my surprise she sent me a message later that night
>we kept talking on a daily basis afterwards
>we even met a couple of times
>I couldn't believe myself I was interacting with a girl like her
>I was happy robots
Then comes the shitty part where I officially gave up on girls, gave up on chads and officially turned into a full fledged robot.
The girl looked very close to pic related
Cont?
wow i can't wait to hear about how chad pumped and dumped her, ruining it for you, even though you would have really loved her, all said unironically even though you're rating her on a 10-point attractiveness scale and posting topless photos of a girl who looks like her so we know what she's "really like"
>>28487147
No, don't even bother you attention whoring cunt. Seriously, this "cont?" Shit rages me more than the daily wagecuck vs neet shit
Why would you bother typing this out and not continuing?!
>>28487233
Fucking spot on
I have no idea when or what happened but other people can't understand me and i have a hard time understanding them. I have no idea where my life is going or what happens around me. It feels like i'm getting more and more isolated each week.
>>28487091
Do you mean a physical verbal barrier like you might experience with someone who has a heavy accent? Or is it more like they don't understand the "concept" of what you're saying and vise versa?
>>28487091
When i listen to people there is almost nothing coming out. I understanf them perfectly but theyre not saying anything. And when i talk to people they respond like theyre talking to themselves or they get violent or confused.
>>28487182
Ideas and thoughts don't transfer well.
Okay brobots, I have decided that my method of suicide will be to slit my wrists vertically. I will use a straight edge razor, and cut downwards while lying in a hot bath. I will also drink plenty of water the day before to make sure that the blood flow is faster than usual.
Now, what I'm here to ask is, what could potentially go wrong? So far, all I've heard is:
>"it's too painful and you will chicken out. "
Extremely unlikely, I've been cutting myself for a few months as practice and I doubt I'd chicken out.
>after cutting one arm, you will chicken out and call the ambulance.
Also Extremely unlikely. I want death more than anything right now. I've been wanting it for years.
So, Does anyone know what else could go wrong? Maybe if I somehow get saved in time, what would happen to my body? Any advice is appreciated.
Doctor here.
Aspirin has some anticoagulant properties. Will work better than water. Unless one of your parents is on heparin, use it.
Warm water causes vasodialation so take a bath. More blood again.
But fact of the matter is you'll fuck it up and end up taking an ER bed away from someone who actually needs it. We get about 5-10 pillers/cutters a weekend at my hospital.
>>28487092
Thanks for the reply doc.
Tell me, is there anything that could go wrong with my body should I fail? Like any shitty medical disabilities such as paralysis, retardation or anything along those lines?
If you're doing it this way, you don't actually want to die.
What kind do you have?
How often do you use it?
Any popular recommendations or advice?
>woman buys a vibrator
fine
>man buys a Realfuck Imouto-chan 2.6 with 20 lbs of pussy and ass
disgusting creep
why this double standard?
>>28486973
Tfw several of both.
>>28486973
You are witnessing the men's sexual revolution. The womins had theirs in the 60s, now it's our turn.
Modern women feel threatened by our use of toys. The generations after us will find it completly normal.
