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>be me
>highschool
>have fat, smug programming teacher that looks like a 60's hooker
>can't into programming because we literally have no text books
>is always smug about my grades and frequently tells me she's going to fail my exam so I have to repeat the year
>when she gets personal quizzes I'm the first to go so I don't have time to study
>worst thing about it is that her daughter studies at the same school so during our periods she visits her so they can be a disgusting slug family together
>I want to jam electrical wires into her fucking eyes
thats real neato, kiddo
>>28486204
>can't into programming because we literally have no text books
you can't into programming because you suck balls mate
>>28486204
epic blog m8, here's a (You) to go with your teenage issues
>tfw you will never give a qt3.14 animu grill head pats
kill me now famaladingdong
> tfw a cute boy will never give me a head pat and tell me everything will be ok
>>28486134
I use to head pats my little sister all the time
she's too old for that now
>>28486198
Trying to gauge whether fembot or twink
Is killing yourself because you are extremely ugly a legitimate reason to kill yourself?
Being an ugly autistic male is like living life on nightmare mode.
You can kill yourself for any reason you want
no it's not.
I'm at the opposite end of your predicament and I too have to deal with shit.
Extremely ugly and extremely handsome guys have more in common than ugly or handsome guys.
People react with hostility to us both and women hate us for different reasons.
Hang in there.
Someday we'll all merge and become one on the next internet and then we can let all our hatred flow forth unto the world.
>>28486143
Do you hate extremely ugly people as much as extremely ugly people probably hate you?
You might actually be on the losing end...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK7w6Sak1pQ
What is this, one of his videos that is actually entertaining?
>>28486115
I liked that one shows he has a LEGIT sense of humor.
Ok I have to admit, that was entertaining.
Pretty funny
Although I actually liked his old amnesia vids
Why is ok for you to make fun of cringy people/ roasties or shitskins but when Chad says one mean thing about you, you think about sucide ?
>>28486109
Because narcissism and lack of empathy are fine as long as you're a robot...
>>28486109
May people on this board, like people from all walks of life, feel the need to validate their life by insulting others however when the tables are turned they find them selves unable to deal with it
>>28486109
They started it
>Go to restaurant
>place sugar into salt shaker when no one is looking
>walk past shop
>dog sitting outside
>don't pet the dog sign
>pet the dog anyway
>>28486057
>No Bestiality Allowed sign
>suck the huskies dick anyways
>>28486048
Sounds like a barrel of laffs OP.
Definitely a post worthy of its own thread.
how many days?
On Friday I biked 20km. Been inside since.
So 5 days.
>>28486038
Darn...
What keeps you in? You live in a crowded urban area ?
>>28486019
December 31, 2015. I rode the bus for a few hours. Told my parents I went to a party.
Anyone else here just having a laff?
I actually have a pretty decent life. Gainfully employed, older house in the suburbs, GF of 6 years, $8k in the bank.
I come to /r9k/ for motivation. Any time I feel sad, or my efforts seem futile, /r9k/ snaps me out of it and brings me back to reality. I don't want to end up a sewer-urchin like most of r9k's readership.
This whole board is a barrel of laffs for me. Thanks to those supplying the fresh OC, whether it's real or fake, I enjoy it and use it to better my life.
Cheers.
>>28485972
>$8k in the bank.
Im sorry for your situation :(
do you have a paypal for donations?
>>28485972
>girlfriend of 6 years
>one vagina for 6 YEARS
Most NEETS probably get more than you.
>>28485984
It's more than any of my friends have. You've got more I suppose? Making $200k as a Wendy's chef?
>A girl will never give you this look while your dick is in her hand
>>28485943
>handjobs being any good
Yeah, nah. Blowjobs are where it's at, my man.
>>28485943
a bored disinterested look?
>>28485980
>virgin
Handies are more intense. A lot of guys use the death grip while jerking it, so oral isn't as good to them. It takes a while to get used to it.
Handy + kissing, licking, a little sucking + swallowing = best combo.
Why is it that people with a low IQ are almost always extremely extroverted?
>>28485937
Lack of self awareness and understanding.
>>28485937
Quiet people are just as low IQ but they have more verbal filters and you dont hear their dub thoughts as much
>>28485937
Probably because they don't understand other people, and other people either don't understand or think less of them. If everyone thinks you're a dummy, why the heck would you want to be their friend?
I'd say the same goes for high IQ introverts too. As you deviate from and have less in common with any group in particular, it becomes more difficult to interact with them meaningfully. It's like using the same words but speaking a different language altogether.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
MY YOUNGER BROTHER (now 22) HAS BEEN A SHUT-IN VIDEO GAMING NEET SINCE FINISHING HIGH-SCHOOL 4 YEARS AGO.
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS MY PARENTS BUILDING HIM UP AND TELLING HIM TO LOOK AT WHAT I BECAME IN MY 20s AND FOR HIM TO LEARN FROM THE MISTAKES I MADE
HE USE TO BE SUCH A COCKY LITTLE PRICK ABOUT HOW HE WAS ON HIS PATH TO SUCCESS WHILE I WAS DOING NOTHING WITH MY LIFE AND THAT HE WAS THE BETTER CHILD AND I WAS THE FAILED OLDER BROTHER.
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO DO WELL IN LIFE, BUT THEN PUBERTY HIT AND HIS FINAL YEARS IN HIGH-SCHOOL DIDN'T GO THAT WELL FOR HIM AND NOW HE IS A SHUT IN NEET AND ALL HE DOES IS PLAY VIDEO GAMES LMFAO.
FUCKING GET REKT CUNT LOL.
Funniest part about this is that I am doing shit with my life and actually have a degree and full-time employment and live on my own and I am financially independent and now my younger brother is the failed depressed NEET.
All those years of him talking shit to me about being a pathetic faggoty older brother have finally come back to bite him in the ass. I don't even feel bad about it, in-fact I am happy this is happening to him. He managed to be such a super-normie all those years until around 16, then he changed dramatically.
Fucking OWNED.
>omg anon you sound so bad, you should help your younger brother!
Fuck off normie, he can rot in his smelly room in my parents place for all i care, would you be friendly and helpful to someone who spent years criticizing and humiliating you?
Fucking DEMOLISHED.
What video games does he play? I need ideas
>>28485809
I don't fucking know nor do I care. All I know is that he bought a PC for cash he got from my parents after graduating from high-school 4 years ago. Now he has no money at all because he has never worked or gone to college at all.
I have tons of disposable income I am thinking about building a new gaming PC for myself (that I'll barely ever use) just to let it sit there. I know that would kill him inside to know all he has access to is his 4 year old aging gaming PC while I have a new custom built PC at my place that blows his out the water, it would kill him inside even more knowing that I have a new PC while I don't even play video games anymore LMAO.
FUCKING REKT
>>28485797
OP I don't get it why was he lording it over you, sound like you're doing alright to be honest.
>tfw Tomoko will never castrate you in your sleep
;_;
You must be new here anon
>>28485832
>buying the chinese copy and not the official one
it's your fault we're never getting a second season
>>28485847
Its my qt bfs, not mine
I have a hard time deciding if I'm fapping to much. I usually fap 5+ times a day and honestly saying it out loud seems bad.
How often do you guys do it?
4 times a week.
What do you fap to that gets you so horny?
>>28485756
It's not really something that gets me horny, it's just kinda like I get bored and I should just rub one out. I mean, some does are less than others but it's mostly I do it when I'm bored,
>>28485783
I've never been able to cum if I'm not horny.
Maybe it's because my dick is small so i can only really play with it if it's really hard.
Why do normies get such pleasure making fun of us/bullying us?
This is exactly the kind of shit that creates school shooters. I wouldn't give two fucks about the assholes he kills.
Because they're inherently evil but they can't use violence against anyone except us because it wouldn't be socially acceptable. We're the ideal targets for their inner rage.
because most of us are antisocial assholes
>talking to a girl
>asks for a photo of you
>send it to her
>stops talking to you
>bitch is like a 4/10, i get rated a 5/10 on /soc/
die in a fire
>>28485644
subtract 2-3 points from your soc rating for your real one
>>28485644
>bitch is like a 4/10, i get rated a 5/10 on /soc/
There is nothing wrong with aiming high. I also always go for girls who others consider to be out of my league. Sky's the limit, mate.
Go on then. Post a pic of you and one of her.
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