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Is there anything worse than people who bitch about nightmares?

How fucking amazing must your life be that the worst thing is what you dream about at night? And yet these fucking normalfags still dare to pretend like having nightmares is tough for them.

My entire life is a nightmare of which I cannot wake up from. Literally no dream ever could be worse than when i'm awake during the day.
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I dunno anon, I have nightmares, it's not the worst thing in my life but it's still not comfy at all.
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>>28481644
I used to think that until I had a nightmare that made me afraid to go to sleep for weeks. Imagine what that's like, being afraid to sleep. It's worse than insomnia because instead of being bored you're terrified.

I'm an autistic NEET that lives with his mom at 24, too, so don't you dare call me a normie.
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>>28481667
how do you even seperate a dream from a nightmare
?

>>28481690
nah man you are all fucking bitches. Im afraid to wake up.

How can anything fake be more scary than anything real? You guys dont know real pain

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why do normies find other people so interesting?

The majority of people are not in the slightest bit interesting
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>>28481635
Isn't that the million dollar question?
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>>28481635
because they don't have big fat egos that cucks them from connecting with another person
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You have to remember what is really happening is that most people's egostates are actually running programs derived from false experiences gained from decades if brainwashing by entertainment media. People are just standing around opening and closing thier mouths, but that's not what the normie ego sees: they see themselves as an actor in a drama which they believe is "thier life". Most people lose thier shit if you don't follow " the script" in terms of the role thier collective ego States expect you to play.

This is why it is difficult to interact with normies if you're interests don't include television, movies, sports or other gay shit like that.

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Oh my fucking god
99% of shit I Google turns out to also be the name of some obscure movie or song that overpowers the first ten pages of results
We fucking need a no media filter for Google, hell we need to scrap Google all together. Shit has become completely unusable
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>>28481614
What about Fuck OP?
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>>28481614
>google death of hitler
>get death of hitler
>google dog
>get picture of dog
dont see what you mean OP
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>google logic
>get some fucking rapper

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Girl on tinder liked my meme profile and messaged me, what the fuck do I do now?
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You should delete this thread and never post again normie
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you don't have to do anything? if she likes your meme profile she's fat, right?
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>>28481606
Thanks for advice senpai

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I'm going to bed.
Goodnight guys.
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>>28481560
Goodnight, anon. Sweet dreams!
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>>28481560
goodnight sweet dreams froggo
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sleep well cosy frog

>my therapist, the only person in my life who gives a shit about me, committed suicide
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>Care
Afraid not, anon. It's their job to care. They care the same way a bus driver yearns to drive kids to and away from school.
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>>28481527
>therapist committed suicide
Damn, your problems must have really screwed with his head.
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It's ironic... he could save others from suicide, but not himself.

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Post here and ill tell you how will you die lmao

Or your future love

Idfk

FATE
But short lived since i should sleep?

Pd: smoking is uncool i dont smoke lmao
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>>28481525

hit me champ
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How will I die? Where do I meet my future love? Tell me both, please.
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Are you love fate guy?

If so, hi love fate guy.

If no, nice to meet you death fate guy.


So, how do I bite the dust?

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>three pound tuna salad due in 24 months
I don't know how I'm going to pull this off.
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>>28481477
what does this mean? You have two years to make some tuna salad?
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>an original thought due in this thread

It will never happen
Fuck all of you and fuck tripfags
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>>28481492
First time I've audibly laughed in two months right here

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>niggers jump your oneitis
>what do you do?
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Time to find a new oneitis, then.
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That's what happens when you like them.
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>they broke
https://youtu.be/qLUlEg_BEOc

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>apply for job
>lowly office position at a hospital
>no exp required, just high school diploma
>didn't even list pay - most likely $9 or 10 which is pretty much min wage in my city
>spend an entire hour on the application
>asks for resume but still had to type in everything manually
>three professional references
>111 question assessment
>one-hundred and eleven questions
>99% chance I won't get called back anyways


This madness has GOT to stop.
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>>28481401
The reason they have so many questions is to weed out some of the lazy people
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>>28481455
>weed
>lazy
lmao
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>>28481455
Doesn't seem that effective to me with the current economic climate of desperation.

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>tfw cuck memes turned me into an IRL cuck

anybody else? I used to think it was really funny and then I figured out it's what I always wanted.
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>>28481341
I fap to cuck porn but I would murder my partner if she tried any shit like it desu
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I told you it would be easier if you just got into a polygamous relationship from the start. At least somebody gets it.
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>>28481341
i call myself a cuck outloud as an insult sometimes. It used to be pussy or faggot or dumbass, retard, waste of life worthless piece of shit rat, but now it's cuck.

I wish my penis was bigger and I was taller, smarter, and better looking and more courageous and more normie but alas I am a cuck retard. I hate it all.

thanks op

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Hey /ck/ I currently live in an apartment and going to school. The only source of decent food is fast food (whataburger) it is honestly the only joint that is near me. I eat the burgers everyday and I recently realized that avocado is a topping option. Should I stop eating these burgers? My friends say I eat there everyday and I honestly do. Should I be concerned and look into cooking for myself. Inb4 ramen noodles. Pic related
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>Pic related

But how? That can't be you in the picture. The file name is the same format given to pictures saved from 4chan.
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>>28481323
Are we supposed to act like you're on /ck/ and just play along?

Uhhh, buy some ez mac.
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>Hey /ck/
You fucking dip

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Fuck you if you think that this place needs to be a commiseration circlejerk.

Post some positive stuff. Can be cute, funny, interesting, ridiculous, whatever. Just shit that feels good.
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My waifu wants my yaoi hole
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>>28481277
>tfw no tracksuit gf
>tfw comment not original
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who is this qt who loves Adidas as much as I?

>tfw I finally understand the blacked meme

No going back for me bros. The taint has stained me, and I no longer care or feel ashamed. I'm officially blacked.
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>>28481249
I blame the jews and the yous.
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>>28481376
Brownies bruv brownies.
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>>28481376
do u have the archive this thread was posted in earlier?
i need to save a webm of 2 traps and a dude sucking eachother off

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what exactly is the point of having this board? Is it just to enforce originality or is it an experiment?
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>>28481239
there isnt anything original here except the order of the words
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It's like an isolated pathogen experiment. The board culture that's developed here is completely unlike anything else on 4chan, and the threads have a general focus despite there being no real rules, unlike /b/ which is a mess of everything.
More isolated vs more open, communities develop differently.
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>>28481239
>originality
>r9k
Top kek. Where are you from, newfriend?

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