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>Always wondered if I was gay when I was 12-15 >Its years later and I know I'm gay
>want to come out but I'm a pussy
>all friends think I'm gay
What do I do to make it seem like I'm straight?
>>28478715
I try to convince my friends I'm straight too, but nothing has worked since I dated a girl with a dick for a few days.
>>28478883
if they all think you're gay already then just come out
i get that its hard and scary and feels and all, but dont be a retard. i wish you the best in life, and hope you get a qtbf soon with no worries. godspeed anon
ps dont make a big deal out of it if possible, if not thats fine
just be urself(a faggot)
What does /r9k/ think about pubes? Both on other people and your self.
I cut mine to a 3 with clippers every month.
I would want a girl to do something similar.
>>28478695
girls should have either
>natural (or semi-trimmed natural)
>heart
Trim, but never shave.
Its just common fucking courtesy.
Just got back from the gym tonight and it was a good workout despite roasties blocking the machine I need(ended up being a wuss as usual and did something else) and faggot Chad stealing all the women. Increased all my reps by 1 from last week.
>Biggest guy in gym most of the time I go
>Three attractive girls and slightly smaller/slightly less attractive chad go the same time I do
>Chad chats with all three throughout the night between sets
>Leave gym and Chad is talking to one of them in the parking lot
I dont know why I even try.
>>28478688
fit robot as well
i don't even consider looking at attractive girls in the gym, don't want to creep them out
Ugh, just ignore those meatheads. Just because they approach doesnt mean they arent getting anthing. Girls are likely creeped out but just being nice.
If you can't increase your reps and sets by one and your weight by ten pounds every week then you are not going to make it.
Who here /here/? I am most certainly not.
>>28478683
What? Then where else could you be, OP?
where is consciousness located? not in the brain
>>28478683
I'm here
I wish I weren't
I just want an adorable, non-religious, Middle Eastern bf who loves me back. Hell, I'd even settle for a Christian or a Jew.
Fuck being gay and only being attracted to the ONE race that's disliked in most of the world.
Israel has a large gay community.
>>28478671
I'm a straight aryan looking American I really fucking want a shitskin gf.
Egyptian, Middle Eastern, indian, any of that shit.
I think it's hard because they seem to date inside there race so fucking much.
Why can I just nurse off dark nipples
>>28478790
I'm not really into Jews.
> tfw no chubby gf to clown around with
>>28478658
been there, done that
they stink and it's much worse than bbw porn makes it out to be
>>28478658
this thjred tjot
>>28478658
That girl is straight up fat. Possibly obese. You have shit taste.
There is literally no problem in the world that can't just be solved by sleep. Prove me otherwise
>>28478644
What if my problem is that I sleep too much?
>>28478644
Hypothermia, for obvious reasons.
narcolepsy
Who here can't accept compliments?
Every time someone compliments me; I think they're being sarcastic and ignore them or if they're being genuine, I explain to them why they're wrong.
>>28478479
sometimes i like to get compliments with certain fast food, but most of the time i tell them i don't want any because i like to eat my food plain
>>28478479
I have that complex where none of my accomplishments ever seem good or legit
Like, I graduated high school. Big fucking whoop, retards can do that
You never know when someone is just lying to you so you keep doing that thing that you're actually doing wrong. For example, if you have a bad haircut that looks like shit on you but they compliment you on it so you keep having that haircut and then suffer from it. Some people just can't be trusted, you have to trust your gut about what they truly think of you.
Every rapper out there today dresses like a queer, takes selfies while puckering their lips and raps about how sexy they are and how girls get wet over them. Rappers like G-Eazy just play up their attractiveness with the recurring theme of 'be jealous of me'.
It's so snobby and gay. Eminem is a pretty boy and he never even seemed to notice it or care, making him a badass who rapped about lots of different things. Not, 'hehe I'm cute, ima #stealyogirl'
>>28478463
I don't listen to nigger music.
Because its all about an image.
The rise of social media, facebook, twitter, instagram, snapchat, has only solidified that.
>>28478463
who is that in the picture, and conceited rappers are nothing new. idc about their personality 2bh. if I like how their music sounds on gonna listen to it.
>20 years old
>don't know how to whistle or snap my fingers
>>28478419
How can you not snap yo fingers? Whistling is out of my reach too
>27
>still cant do the armpit fart thing
>>28478419
You pretty dumb.
Alright guys, I have the opportunity to fulfill my dreams of fucking a black girl, I have been talking to a black prostitute (pic related) should I go for it?
>paying to fuck a nigress
They already have low standards, how hard can it to be to pick one up ?
>>28478394
This one has a huge ass though man
You're paying to fuck THAT?
ITT: /r9k/-approved films
thats normalfag tumblr shit
>>28478170
jgfkodkdgjkifdgfidksl
>>28478186
Care to share your films and contribute to the thread then?
>Mom found the semen jars
did she take a nibble? if you think about it, it's half her cum too. mummy cummy.
>uncle randy found the piss toothpaste
>mommy found the prog rock LPs
Post your skype users to be added
>>28478126
Sounds awful. I've seen what happens when robots get together in an online chat
>nonstop shitposting
>people form little clicks
>start being huge dicks to everyone not inside your special group, because hey it's funny
>everyone has a huge inferiority complex and acts like a cunt whenever someone else gets attention
>if there's even a mention of a female in the chat there's nonstop fucking orbiting, and even flat out harassment if the female doesn't pay attention to them
Saw it all happen with the tinychat, not interested in another thing like that
>nicole
shes just everywhere isnt she
Get
>>28477830
this anon to join your chat
He really sounds like he needs new, less shitty friends
Who else wants to bang a cute bottom Asian boy?
you posted the wrong one, but yes i would want to
do they want to bang me though? no
Yes, I uh... Just don't know where the hell to get one.
OreganoflavoredboipucciMr.Roboto
>>28478146
I'm talking to a cute Asian from Grindr rn
