Ok robots I need your help in order to fix my social fuck up. Any suggestions would help
>Be me
>Only have one group of friends online that I never met
>Be the annoying guy of the group that's sometimes funny
>Be the one always singled out and shit for being a dumbass or weird
>Get annoyed and sad often
>Realize I can use humor to gain social status in the group
>"Haha I know, I'll make fun of someone so bad they'll be put beneath me"
>Use Brain to think of comedic thing
>"I know, I'll write an satirical essay about how leader of said group is an evil Nazi or something"
>"Haha sure to get laughs"
>Take two days to write the essay, TWO. DAYS.
>It ends up 4 pages long
>Post it
>Get called a creepy fuck and a fucking whack job
>Get one laugh and another guy calls be a virgin
Please tell me I can salvage this situation, if I lose this group of e-friends I'll just be a friendless loser.
Also to be fair one of the main guys who was mad at me didn't even read it and just went right into rage mode.
It's mainly one guy who's just being a really huge dick about it too. I'll post Skype chat in the comments.
Here's when I just posted it, the guy named Alex is just being a straight up dick about it.
wait here's the pic I think
No nigga theres no way to unfuck it.
>>28477877
They just kept making fun of me feelsbadman
>>28477830
Oh yea I forgot the post the essay, I don't think it will let me link it since it's a long link or what ever.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1saoNST8lLQol9fWAvxzNJ-J-72yoxNjibxklcD5o9Kc/edit?pref=2&pli=1
>>28477830
Why are you friends with them?
>>28477948
Please tell me I am not totally a fucking social outcast
>>28477949
Being someone who is a loner these e- friends are the most I have.
>>28477963
I don't know who 'gameboy' is but having an attack on someone for 4 pages isn't a good idea m8
you can find other friends, or real life friends
e-friends don't work out
>>28477981
The thing is they joke about this type of crap all the time, like Alex talks about raping the dude and sending him nudes and now suddenly I'm the bad guy?
>3 and a half pages is a lot to write
>double spaced
>not even single-spaced
fucking normies
>>28478017
that's not a healthy friend-group/relationship/ whatever you want to call it
>>28478036
I wanted it to at least seem like a rational paper so I could use that as an arguing point.
>>28478059
I suppose not but like damn otherwise I am just a friendless loser.
But like for real though, can anyone unfuck me?
Jesus fucking Christ
You are THE biggest autist I've seen on 4chan
Everything they're saying is right, you're fucking weird and you know it
You just want attention and now you have it, congratulations
>>28478149
Yup that's pretty accurate.
>>28478148
Get creepier. Those faggots obviously can't handle the bantz.
>>28478148
Go full /sp/ philmarilion, you're obviously the fall guy of the group. Fuck em.
Your "friends" sound like utter shit
I don't care if you have to scour the Earth for the rest of your life to even just get rumors of a fabled group of new friends you could join, but do it. Leave that group and look for new friends.
>>28478126
Join that skype group chat
Make new friends
Don't let your life be shit with shit people
>>28477948
1. that's 3.1 pages not 4.
2. it's not funny. Unless it's packed with in jokes I'm missing, there is no humor at all.
>>28477948
>writes 3 pages straight up insulting a dude
>expects him to take it well
>>28477830
Don't feel too bad, OP. You're not a freak. Online friends are pretty much pointless, anyway.
I gotta ask, though... how old are you?
OP, I believe in the responses they were joking but you took it a little seriously, next time if you this retarded shit try taking their insults as a joke
>>28477948
Holy. Fucking. Shitballs.
Dude. Dude, this is advanced level strange behavior here, even for this cesspool of cum lickers, defenerates, autists, autofelatio enthusiasts, and trap fappers. My mind is blown. Listen to yourself right now OP. You spent valuable time writing a 3 page, woefully unfunny insult of an internet friend, and expected the group of them to read it, agree with your unprompted, unfunny example of writing, and put him below you in a weird half baked social hierarchy that exists only in your own mind.
You literally never had a chance. Not even close.
Just stop talking about it and change the subject.
This is hardcore.
The lack of social skills really baffles me.
Give us your back story.
Not that long of an essay, shouldn't have taken 2fucking days. Your gameboy friend sounds like just another 14yr old edgelord who thinks his ironic love for Hitler is original. I'm sure he's a really stupid kid but rather than be creepy you should just talk to your other friends individually. Why bother writing about him to gain social standing? Find new friends
>>28477948
What the fuck how did you think this would get laughs? Are you for real?
>>28477963
>Please tell me I am not totally a fucking social outcast
Lying is bad though anon
>>28478064
wow dude, you sound really retarded crybaby here.
>>28478101
You have us, anon.
But seriously, if you have to do this shit just make it a paragraph or something. The length really does make it excessive.
>>28478213
This. You have to double down now. You're in too deep.
yo senpai
if you want you can join a group of online peoples, we hella chill & youll fit in no problem
>>28477948
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1saoNST8lLQol9fWAvxzNJ-J-72yoxNjibxklcD5o9Kc/edit?pref=2&pli=1
you're such a moralfag, you're clearly insulting his lack of common sense, when you have none.
>>28480902
>recruiting a literal undeniable autist like OP
I have a feeling you're group is desperate for members
>>28478149
couldnt agree more, I still have a feeling OP is trolling but seriously who would go such lengths...
>>28480058
>>28480058
this... do you have autism?
>writes 4 page long insult with no clear satire
Y U NO LIKE ME OR READ IT?
Damn OP. If you want to talk I'll drop my Skype.
>>28477830
People who insult you all the time are not your friends, You don't need them, Just cut contact, Your life will get much better. Also get IRL friends.
>>28477830
OP, this group of friends seem like assholes
if you like just post your skype or ill post mine and we can be n-words 4 life
>>28477948
i find it a little funny
though, most of it seems like an injoke
congratulations, you are now a stereotype
>>28477830
>Trying to put someone down to lift yourself up
Fuck you, anon. You're just as bad as any real life bully.
What the fuck is wrong with you? I mean... faggots like you complain about no one liking them and being outcasts, but then you go ahead and behave like this.
What the fuck is your process of thinking?? Did you really think this would be a good idea, OP?
Hi. I'm going to use your thread to test a few things, if you don't mind.
https://www.4chan.org/rules
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global
post skype chat join link, cucks
