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Where are you robots currently at? Im stuck in the 717 and I've been trying to leave for the past 6 years. Anyone else stuck?
>>28480083
I'm stuck inside my head and the walls are falling in on me
>>28480083
DESERTED MANSION IN MY HEAD
> Stuck in North Texas for my entire life
> Go to college elsewhere
> Have a good time
> Bad things happen
> Make the idiotic decision to move home instead of deal with them
> Stuck again and regret coming back and it's all my fault
why do normalfags like these clown shoes?
>>28480081
They're a really safe choice for people with no sense of style.
Good question. They're not cool, or sexy, or stylish in the least. I don't know why people wear them.
>>28480111
sorry not everyone reads GQ magazine fag
Pics like this thread? I'm in a really sad mood.
So normieshit? I don't know what else to call them, I just know they're popular with normies on social media.Here's my favorite.
tumblr shit thread?
This to be honest with you seeeeexy boy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq625-8A8bc
why ;_; he didnt even do anything
>>28480012
making fun of people makes them feel better about themselves
That game rocks.
What is he doing wrong? He's just playing a game. Why are normies so cruel?
>"I can prove there's no God."
>Gives a sad story about how their dog died
>>28479966
I used to be a Christian and just stopped believing one day.
There's just way too much to the universe that the Bible doesn't even imply. It's just too obvious that there isn't a God.
>"i can prove"
>proceeds
>you can't disprove god
>goes on to state that, despite an astounding lack of evidence, it isn't logical to assume that it doesn't exist, in the sane way it isn't logical to assune that a person's invisible flying purple cow monkey isn't real
Just saw a Roastie walking outside in a short party dress. I have scissors.
What do?
>>28479881
Cut off your dick
>>28479896
And when what? Throw it at her?
>>28479896
If dubs cut off penis with scissors
Am I a normie?
>33 own two homes one (rental)
>wife and one kid
> One dog.
> Live in the Suburbs.
> Own both cars. 2015 civic 2010 Crv.
> 50,000 cash assets.
Yes... u are a fucking normie
>>28479827
normiest of normie tier, famalam senpai
>>28479827
so... whats the point of this thread?
Do women ever masturbate to images/videos of naked men? Or is that more of a male thing to do?
>>28479810
to fantasies in their head only
my gf watches porn
They fantasize about getting raped by Chad
Will be starting a job in a call center soon... what am I in for? I'll still be a wagecuck, but I'm expecting it to be a lot better than working retail... right guys?
Call centers aren't as physically demanding as retail, but they can be very nerve-wracking... Eventually, you'll get tired of being screamed at and bitched at by your clientele, as well as by your management...
But. overall, it's still better than retail due to less physical exertion required on your part. Sitting at a desk always beats being up on your feet all day.
expect entitled people
Thanks anons, I'm sure I'll be able to hang in there for 6 months to a year. Shit customers don't bother me too much (but I'm sure I'll be proven wrong).
>tfw you realised girls don't like you because you haven't got a head
>>28479791
I have never felt this feel desu sempai
are you a dullahan, OP?
>>28479791
Oh shit nigger now you got me freaking out...
Is there some sort of pill I can take for this? Any kind of therapy? Maybe some kind of surgery?
This is it, robots. My DICK HURTS, I'm sick of my room smelling like cum, and I'm fucking exhausted! How do you achieve nofap? The most I've ever done is a single week.
It's not even fun anymore, but I just do it because I feel like I have to.
>Pic related
It's my cum filled underwear.
>>28479714
Go cold turkey no fap, or have a fucking GREAT fap at the end of the day before you got to bed.
And buy some fucking air freshener.
>>28479735
I've tried to go cold turkey nofap, but it didn't last longer than a week. A few days in, I'll be sitting there during my fucking lectures and fantasizing while the tip of my dick is enveloped in a coating of precum.
>>28479714
Just fucking stop, fagg
What's the point of this board?
back to reddddit you go, friend
>>28479684
Sharing suffering
Quid pro quo
what's the point of you?
Richfag here
the first 4 dubs get any amount of food from any delivery service you chose.
Rule
1)your address must be posted in your get post
2)some type of proof you live there must be posted in your get post
3)once food arrives you must post pics
ITT: people post other people's addresses and reverse troll OP
>>28479675
123 Go Fuck Yourself Drive
>>28479675
935 Pennsylvania Ave NW
thanks OP
Gimme some really underrated albums
Dont disappoint
Pic related
this was the titan of its time
>>28479745
Good lord, talk about a blast from the past. That's so late 90's it hurts.
Yo senpai one of the best psych albums ever
>tfw after months of denial I'm perfectly content with being an alcoholic at this point because booze is the only thing that makes me feel a shred of happiness
We know it's you, Samson.
>>28479603
In what way do you enjoy alcohol? I got drunk today and just feel like it was a waste of time. It didn't make me happy, just more sad.
>>28479617
Audibly kekked
>>28479603
>months
Just wait...
Till years
