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>tfw riding the train and a black person sits next to you
>tfw they literally can't help themselves from getting into a phone conversation and shouting their half of the conversation even though they're using public transit with other people around them
>tfw every time
>Ride nigger transport
>Encounter niggers
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS SERIES OF EVENTS WAS CONCEIVABLE?
>>28476391
>it's a nigger blasts his shitty music so loudly that everyone can hear it episode
>>28476391
>nignog starts shouting ebonics into iPhone earbuds
gets me every fucking time mates
hate em
>workplace installed fortiguard
>gelbooru and danbooru are blocked
>can't look at lolis now
FUCKING NORMALSHITS REEEEEEEEEE
Come to think about it, I'm glad i'm not fired.
>>28476311
>anon, we've been looking into this /r9k/ site that keeps popping up in your browsing history
>do you have anything you want to tell us?
>>28476311
>use vpn
>use a public proxy
problem solved
>>28476973
>tell them you're depressed and emotionally repressed
>free holidays and psych visits
ayy lmao?
>pick at acne
>start bleeding all over my face
>look in mirror
>disgusting.jpg
>go back to computer
>hand impulsively goes back to face
>I'm addicted to picking at my own face
>I look disgusting because of it
Any robots with this problem?
I have these scars that will be on my face forever because of it.
I kills my confidence to have a nasty ance face
i heard acne scars disappear if you treat em or if you wait a few months
Same problem
I want to die XDDD
>>28476306
Sit with you hands by your side and acknowledge how uncomfortable you are not touching your face. Do this for half an hour.
There I saved you a 20 dollar copay for the psych appointment you'll never consider
Gentlemen'
>nods as i take a drag of my nicotineless bleu e-cig
>>28476290
I wanna kidnap this guy.
Chain him up real tight, beat him if he gets too mouthy, starve him, subject him to female hormones, and lock him in a chastity.
He won't be the cutest, he knows that, but that would just make him work extra hard at pleasing me.
Forgot your fedora, my man.
>>28476431
post moar cringe pics
Sometimes i wish i could be a little girl again when life was so much easier. When there was no need to have to g to work or learn stuff in school i just had mommy and daddy to take care of me and rub my feet whenever i was having a bad day. These days life isnt so easy. My teachers at school dont like me and neither do the boys or the girls. I have one girl friend but she doesnt really understand. She had a cush on me but there wasnt really anything more than that. Wrn we were 15 we tried practicing kissing but she didnt want to go any further than that. Sadly we just awkwardly groped each other a little bit and it never got much further than that. Now we dont talk anymore becaus she feels uncomfortable so there is literally nobody here for me. Just anothr day feeling sad. Its hard to even put on clothes in the morning or leave my room. I want to cry
>>28476276
>wahhh im a fembot
don't you have some beta orbiters to get back to?
>>28476276
Hey. Sounds like you're having a bad day. I just spent 3 hours talking someone out of suicide. People will care about you no matter what. The depth of human hearts pierces human fear. You might be really struggling now but someday soon you will look back and be so glad of who you became
Crying is good it relieve's stress
So as a child I was never socialized, never had anyone to I could trust outside my immediate family, and still don't. I'm trying to get out of my shut-in robot lifestyle so I like to try to message people from /soc/ with common interests and try out some different techniques and shit. Any advice? Pic related, me being autistic
They still havent messaged me back and its been over a week, but I don't think I did anything wrong did I?
What's there to do on /soc/? I mean really. You've got your niche sexuality threads, and your hookup threads, but other than that is there any actual discussion?
>>28476254
There are skype threads which is usually where I look.
What have you done today besides fap to trap porn you sissy faggots?
Last two digits of your post equal the number of pushups you have to do right fucking now, little bitch
rolling to see how much my muscles have been affected by e
roll because im going to end it all soon
I do not fap to trap porn, but I will accept some pushups.
I just don't get how anyone who is not a cuck would be ok with settling for a nonvirgin girl?
There is more dignity in being a single virgin forever than to settle for used goods.
I will NEVER lower myself to picking up and eating Chad's leftovers and table scraps.
>>28476050
The thing is, you don't have a choice m8.
You'll never find a virgin girl over the age of 16 these days.
>>28476050
was one thread not enough so you had to make another?
cmon dude
You have no choice in the matter OP.
>fart in my room
>no ventilation so it lingers in the air
>jerk off so much the smell lingers
>"anon there is an odd smell in your room, you need to take care of that"
>faps without tissue
>just wipe the cum on the side of the mattress
>"whats this on the side of the bed?"
>jizz on white cloth turns piss yellow
>entire room has jizz on it
>smell like a salt marsh in here
>>28476665
Yeah when I was younger I did this. I also smeared my cum across the wall and ceiling, it just stained everything yellow.
Does this make me an alpha male?
This girl is sperging out
just fucking reply dude, what are you trying to prove
You think too highly of yourself.
>>28476011
not OP, but notice that she waited an hour to reply to his last text, she brought this on herself. never reply
Why is it considered humane to put down pets but not sick and/or elderly humans?
>>28475961
Depends. Quite a few elderly do take their own lives. Quite a few terminally ill do as well. We try to let the person make the decision themselves. Only if they are incapable do we then start to talk about euthanizing them.
>>28475961
I think the tide is changing on this very soon OP. More and more countries are making it legal for the terminally ill to decide to take their own life.
>>28475961
He truly was the angel of mercy
Left or right?
They are basically the same person in terms of personality.
An Asian(Filipino) or a British (Irish)?
>>28475942
Who cares? They both age like shit.
I'll take the Asian though. She doesn't know any better.
>>28475942
If the nipples are not black then Filipino
Pretty much pic related fampai.
>leave /r9k/ because of pepe madness
>go to /pol/ as pepe refugee -- pepe followed me there
>embrace it
>become nazi
anybody else?
>>28475911
you're an easily impressionable cuck? cool
>>28475997
your archived posts tell a lot
>>28475911
>there will never be an anime about nazi girls doing nazi things
>one chance at life
>5'9
>>28475855
Justin Bieber is that height.
nice dubs
is that a blobfish?
you my nigga
>five feet nine inches tall
>really more like 4 inches short
How is it possible to love a girl who has had another man's cum on her face?
How could you honestly love her, knowing that she has been marked by another man's cum?
I want to lick her clean
Well you do not think about it.
Because you're suposed to have already cummed on a few girls faces.
