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>every modern game review
>"funny" misnomers
>random cut to old popular media clip
>air horn plays 3 times
>john cena
>like and subscribe
when will it end?
>Being surprised something that Reddit touched turned to garbage
Gee whiz!
>>28474113
You forgot
>HEY WHAT'S UP YOUTUBE
>>28474113
Game reviews are wrong like 99% of the time anyway, the public metacritic ratings are more accurate.
Why does /r9k/ get so mad that women want superior men?
You all complain that women want "chad" but no one ever gets around to explaining why this is supposed to be a bad thing. And then you do the exact same thing by complaining about "tfw no qt 3.14 10/10 waifu"
Stop being mad that women have reproductive instincts.
no ones mad
>>28474140
I'm pretty mad.
>>28474140
It's 80% of all this board talks about
>PC fucked up beyond saving so cant play videogames
>losing weight so cant find joy in eating food
>cant smoke weed because of the munchies, fucks up my progress
>cant drink alcohol because calories
>no friends
All i have left is cigarettes and music. I waste my days on 4chan, looking forward to the small meals i eat, smoking and listening to music. My entire day is accompanied by emptiness and a faint depression that spikes up every now and then makes me feel like shit.
What is the point of living this life.
Read a book faggot
originalio
>>28474075
What's wrong with your PC? Try running tron script, it might help bring back your PC.
>>28474174
Dont really enjoy reading books, tried it but it bored me so i gave up on that.
Should white men give up on white "women" and go for the brown ones?
My girlfriend is a light skinned brown chick (Brazilian looking quadroon), and we plan on having five kids together and being together for the rest of our lives
What's stopping YOU from doing the same?
>>28474030
I don't fuck animals
>>28474030
This : A _ _ _ S _
>>28474068
Enjoy your divorce
I just had a terrible first date robots.
Please don't be dicks and try to cheer me up a bit.
Why did it suck? Was your zipper open? Djd your weiner flop out without you noticing? Walking around the mall? Everyone looking and laughing. Have to hide behind a plant to fix your weiner.
>>28474029
just be glad this isnt going to be your last date in life, robot
you'll get better
Life is too short to be sad Anon, dance to Ska
Is vaping normie?
Normie and pretty cringe worthy
Despite all the fedora memes and the like, very much so yes. The people who say otherwise are being very disingenuous because they either got butthurt over some faggot who decided to be obnoxious with it, or are the kind of people who just hate anything for the sake of it.
Yes, it is 100% normie. I've seen many people vaping.
>have one tissue filled with sperm in my drawer
>go out, come home, my room is tidy, open drawer
>no tissue
>mother found it and claned my stinky cum drawer
jesus christ, I reall have to leave the house
Holy fucking shit anon
I'm afraid there's only one way out ..
>>28474023
I don't know if I can look her in the eye tomorrow
lmfao the shame must be killing you.
Do people seriously not recognize Lexi Belle? I'm using her as a profile pic on okcupid and I'm getting a million messages.
>>28473910
Who?
Literally who?
Original
>>28473932
Pornstar a very very good pornstar
>>28473932
teen pornstar who aged like milk and had a p. tragic life in general
What are you guys so judgemental?
Do you like sage when cooking?
Why would whore be above slut?
>>28473905
There's literally nothing wrong with judging people.
>"I don't think it was worth it." Tammy is a mother who wishes she hadn't been. "Don't get me wrong, I love my kids. But it comes at a huge cost; mentally, emotionally and physically."
>Writing anonymously on feminist website the Vagenda, Tammy says: "My body was ruined, I had to have surgeries later in life to repair what was done to me by forcing an almost 9lb child through my body. And worse yet, it seems as though expressing this honestly makes me a monster ... It seems as tyough your entire self becomes nothing more than a functional enabler for your kids' success."
>So why do women regret having children? "Motherhood is no longer an all-encompassing role for women now, it can be a secondary role, or you don't have to choose it," says Toni Morrison in Andrea O'Reilly's Motherhood: A Politics of the Heart.
>But, she adds, "It was the most liberating thing that ever happened to me." For Morrison, and countless others, "the children's demands on me were things that nobody ever asked me to do. To be a good manager. To have a sense of humour. To deliver something that somebody could use. And they were not interested in all the things that other people were interested in, like what I was wearing or if I were sensual. If you listen to [your children], somehow you are able to free yourself from baggage and vanity and all sorts of things, and deliver a better self, one that you like."
>Across cultures and continents, society projects this ideal of motherhood, placing a premium on why mothering matters so much, with a list of things mums must not do: smoke, have casual sex, work instead of taking maternity leave. The biggest taboo, however, is when a mother says that she regrets becoming one at all. Which is why the debate around viral hashtag #regrettingmotherhood has become so intense in recent weeks.
Continued:
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/may/09/love-regret-mothers-wish-never-had-children-motherhood
>>28473767
>"It seems as though your entire self becomes nothing more than a functional enabler for your kids' success."
Sound about right. And exactly how it's supposed to be.
Modern women expect to have everything.
>>28473802
>Sound about right. And exactly how it's supposed to be.
Do you expect the same from fathers, too, or is this just sexism?
Is a father's greatest responsibility towards his kids, even at the expense of his own happiness?
>>28474049
>men and women are exactly the same!
I wish this meme would end
Also, it'd fucking suck to have your mom declare that she regrets giving birth to you
What do you think about the new Pokemon starters /r9k/? /vp/ is basically in flames right now.
And here are the cover legendaries. The moon bat is pretty cool desu
>>28473741
rowlet all day every day nigga, grass type og thug life
also it's cute as fuark, would get a plush for it
>>28473796
>grass/flying
It's automatically trash.
TULPA TULPA TULPA, BLAH BLAH BLAH TULPA
GUYS STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE THINGS!
THE MORE I HEAR ABOUT THEM, THE MORE I WANT TO TRY IT OUT, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO INSANEEEE!!
Fucking this robot, what the fuck with those tulpo all of sudent?
>on /a/
>check a waifu threads for fun, the cringe type
>/a/nons talking about making their waifu into tulpas
>what.jpg , outofhere.gif
>go into mayoiga threads
>muh speedstar is a tulpa theory
>go to /r9k/
>muh tulpa tried to kill me bla blah tfw no tulpa bla bla
End this ride
>>28473753
>>28473688
What the fuck is wrong with people browsing this board? Why are you so scared of harmless internet phenomenons?
Jeez, it's like you'd prefer having "muh cuckold porn thread #189" instead.
+ iphone filename
Found the normie.
No one talks about tulpas in 2016, that shit is so 2012.
Share poetry you've made yourself, or just can relate to.
I often find myself thinking that many of the great poets of the past who we remember and wrote about unrequited love would feel at home on r9k
A Thing of Beauty is a Joy Forever
A thing of beauty is a joy for ever:
Its loveliness increases; it will never
Pass into nothingness; but still will keep
A bower quiet for us, and a sleep
Full of sweet dreams, and health, and quiet breathing.
Therefore, on every morrow, are we wreathing
A flowery band to bind us to the earth,
Spite of despondence, of the inhuman dearth
Of noble natures, of the gloomy days,
Of all the unhealthy and o'er-darkened ways
Made for our searching: yes, in spite of all,
Some shape of beauty moves away the pall
From our dark spirits. Such the sun, the moon,
Trees old, and young, sprouting a shady boon
For simple sheep; and such are daffodils
With the green world they live in; and clear rills
That for themselves a cooling covert make
'Gainst the hot season; the mid-forest brake,
Rich with a sprinkling of fair musk-rose blooms:
And such too is the grandeur of the dooms
We have imagined for the mighty dead;
All lovely tales that we have heard or read:
An endless fountain of immortal drink,
Pouring unto us from the heaven's brink.
Nor do we merely feel these essences
For one short hour; no, even as the trees
That whisper round a temple become soon
Dear as the temple's self, so does the moon,
The passion poesy, glories infinite,
Haunt us till they become a cheering light
Unto our souls, and bound to us so fast
That, whether there be shine or gloom o'ercast,
They always must be with us, or we die.
Therefore, 'tis with full happiness that I
Will trace the story of Endymion.
The very music of the name has gone
Into my being, and each pleasant scene
Is growing fresh before me as the green
Of our own valleys: so I will begin
Now while I cannot hear the city's din;
Now while the early budders are just new,
And run in mazes of the youngest hue
About old forests; while the willow trails
Its delicate amber; and the dairy pails
Bring home increase of milk. And, as the year
Grows lush in juicy stalks, I'll smoothly steer
My little boat, for many quiet hours,
With streams that deepen freshly into bowers.
Many and many a verse I hope to write,
Before the daisies, vermeil rimmed and white,
Hide in deep herbage; and ere yet the bees
Hum about globes of clover and sweet peas,
I must be near the middle of my story.
O may no wintry season, bare and hoary,
See it half finished: but let Autumn bold,
With universal tinge of sober gold,
Be all about me when I make an end!
And now at once, adventuresome, I send
My herald thought into a wilderness:
There let its trumpet blow, and quickly dress
My uncertain path with green, that I may speed
Easily onward, thorough flowers and weed.
A personal favorite.
Untold originality within this reply
and thus we say "Fuck you, Bot"
On Sunay I posted a thread here about my experience with an escort the night before. I read the comments you guys left and decided to see if you were right about her.
If anybody is interested about what has happened since between us I will post below.
Go ahead fampai
>>28473632
i remember, please continue.
>be me
>work half-day Sunday morning to afternoon
>she sends a message at around 9am
>a "sleeping face emoticon" asking if I'm enjoying work (in a sarcastic way)
>I text back saying it's so hot I'm almost sleeping at my desk
>we text backwards and forwards maybe once every thirty minutes, sometimes sooner
>not sure sometimes if she is just replying to be kind so I stop eventually
>get home from work
>decide to message her to say it looks like another storm is passing
>she says yes and tells me she is in bed already
>says she's been reading a book all day and feels lazy
>post the thread I posted that night
>read the comments and feel stupid and angry at her
>know I shouldn't feel angry but still feel stupid for texting her (especially as I am on topup mobile contract)
Cont...
>mfw I realized Ctrl-S puts spoiler tags in your post when replying on 4chan
>mfw I realize I'm still a newfag even though I've lurked for years
>mfw I have learned smth useful on this retarded board for once in 29 years
>>28473563
Strange face to make upon realizing this tbqhwy
testingEDIT: holy shit it worked!
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