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who /shit at math/ here?
i dropped out of college because i told my old man that i wanted to work first but i really did it because i know i'll get fucking destroyed by calc 101 or whatever
autist savants need not post, no one gives a fuck
low iq retard lol
whatever, yes, i know
math is easy, there is an answer for every question
unraveling the mysterious of life, death, and the history of man kind on the other hand...
2005
>I'll change this year
2006
>I'll change this year
2007
>I'll change this year
2008
>I'll change this year
2009
>I'll change this year
2011
>I'll change this year
2012
>I'll change this year
2013
>I'll change this year
2014
>I'll change this year
2015
>I'll change this year
2016
>I'll change this year
>>28480798
yeah that would relate to me except I really am going to change tomorrow
It's may 11th
maybe get off your computer and do something
Need a fembot sleep buddy on Skype. Anyone there?
>>28480762
Please suicide fqggot
>>28480762
alex-kun? is that you?
>>28480783
Yes, do l know you?
I sit in front of a blonde Stacy and her friends
Here is what I heard today. These conversations have been happening since day one.
>*humming songs loudly and annoyingly*
>I have a black friend I'm not racist (her "black" friend is a Filipino brown girl)
>my boobs hurt
>she has a thick ass
>I drank so much coffee this morning
>Neil I'm totally coming to your baseball game tonight
>I'm really crazy at sport games
>NEIL NUMBER BLANK ON THE FIELD NUMBER ONE IN MY HEART (This Chad (Neil) is literally a Manlet who works out)
>I used to like Zack
>Remember Kayla
I finally turn around and look at Stacy with disgust
>WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, CREEP?
>I binge watched American horror story yesterday
>I went to sleep at 10:50 PM I'm so tired
>Oh I lost my math textbook
She lost a $915 book
She told the teacher and the teacher said
>"Aww, here's another one. Don't lose this one, ha ha"
The teacher literally sucking her non existent dick
>are pajamas comfy?
>I'm SO bad at Spanish
>NEIL KNIGHT MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR I LOVE YOU
MAKE IT STOP R9K
I WANT TO END IT ALL
get up and move you dumb cuck.
Reported for underage.
Or being a creep stalking children.
>>28480560
>She lost a $915 book
what the fuck makes any textbook worth almost a thousand dollars
coupled with the fact that college is so damn expensive. just why
What unpopular opinions have you shared publicly?
That I hate niggers.
>>28480534
He said unpopular, not logical
I am openly anti-alcohol to all of my friends. I don't think it should be illegal but I actively discourage any of them from binge drinking, or even just drinking regularly.
I am fine with other drugs, I don't partake but they more harmless and don't lead down the same road too much alcohol does.
Hello robots~! come and have fun in our server! get cozy and comfy but no roasts or normies!!!
here is the link oopsies : X
https://discord.gg/0mq1PnFKQN1RD3ut
>>28480509
how many people are in there and what do you chat about
>>28480622
there are quite a number of people on here now (maybe 80, ive been inviting lots) and i guess anything goes? u can chat about anything u want really!
Fucked avril lavigne
(It wasn't me)
>>28480499
Take a look at this picture
Whenever I do I crack a chuckle
VICTORY
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>the hemorrhoid came back again
So did my wart.
If I never see that god-forsaken lump again, it will be too soon.
>>28480386
are you going to get it treated?
>the feeling you are feeling when no gf
>tfw want a lifelong companion but also don't
>tfw don't want to be alone but also don't want to manage a tenuous bond between me and another
>>28480461
such a special snowflake! no one else is like you wow you are interesting
tell me more!
>>28480368
I'm married with kids and old fag, it will come senpai, idk if you are trolling but all is good
Can someone help me with my homework?
stale, be original please
Basically, trenches were like bring stuck in a mouse trap. No way out. You run out, you'll be shot or exploded. Forced to stay in a dirty, unsanitary, diseased trench.
>had to create a poster board showing a "modern" version of one of a Julius Caesar scene through texts on an iPhone
>actually had to to fill out a worksheet as if I were a soldier in WW2 posting Facebook statuses
being a nonnormalfag with no social media or social life in high school was aggravating because of those stupid assignments, but it sure beats sitting in my room day after day while struggling to do the bare minimum to pass in college
FEMANON HERE
ANYONE ELSE BORED?
MY NORMIEBOOK IS DOWN AND CHAD ISN'T TEXTING BACK, HE MUST HAVE GONE TO SLEEP
WHERE'S EVERYONE FROM?
>>28480351
facebook is fine tho
>>28480351
>using goddess Emma for your shitposting
shame on you.
>>28480351
FEMANONS ARE A MYTH
YOU ARE A FAT AUTISTIC MAN IN A FEDORA
Just a question for you college robots. I'm a senior in highschool and imma graduate in early June. So far kv and only had one stint with a girl that didn't go far. I don't look too bad and I'm not really that much of an introvert. I have a chance with a VERY promiscuous junior girl. Should I try and start something with her just for some exp? Do you think it will really change anything or help me later on? Will it be worth it having gotten my first kiss and losing my. virginity to this big of a slut?
>>28480327
do it if you want to. don't if you dont. theres no such thing as EXP that automatically "boosts" others perception of you or makes your life more meaningful or better in any way. if you dont want to fuck her, dont. if you do, go for it.
Do it. It is definitely worth it. It will not do much to improve your technique, but it will open doors within yourself you thought were closed.
Ignore those who wish to keep you in the darkness. Open the doors.
DEFINITELY DO IT, EVEN IF SHE'S UGLY
I'm not a virgin but I regret not fucking every single girl I could have fucked but didn't, even if they were ugly. Pussy's pussy, nigga. Also, don't use a condom and cum deep inside her.
YOU read tonnes of books in the hopes that your erudition will impress girls. CHAD didn't even read the books assigned to his college classes and he gets girls WET without talking to them.
YOU read in cafes while awkwardly trying to make eye contact with girls in the hope that they'll give you a concrete sign to talk to them or, in your daydreams, they'll talk to you. CHAD has dozens of matches from local college girls on Tinder, ALL of them craving him.
YOU study history, philosophy, economics, and politics in order to obtain wisdom and a logical framework that lets you powerfully analyse any idea or person. CHAD hasn't even realised that W and H.W. are different people yet he uses his charm to beat you at job interviews, the workplace, and outshines you in the unstructured domain of social situations, especially the SEX-MARKET that is modern night clubs.
YOU pay attention to your diet while maintaining a structured weightlifting routine that results in your 4 plate squat, which garners you zero attention. CHAD goes to the gym infrequently yet has bigger arms than you, a lower body fat, and makes girls SALIVATE over him.
YOU weren't on the top of the social heirarchy formed within the unique and non-repeatable high school experience, which permanently branded you with disapproval from girls who didn't care about you when they were at their most authentic. CHAD was craved in high school by dozens of girls with FRESH pussies, which only solidified his incredible high school experience and optimistic outlook on life.
>>28480318
lol no U NEED CONFIDENCE
girls luv dat shit bro
>>28480318
>YOU read tonnes of books in the hopes that your erudition will impress girls.
>YOU read in cafes while awkwardly trying to make eye contact with girls
>YOU study history, philosophy, economics, and politics
>YOU pay attention to your diet while maintaining a structured weightlifting routine
Literally no one here does any of those things.
>CHAD goes to the gym infrequently yet has bigger arms than you, a lower body fat, and makes girls SALIVATE over him.
Nah. If he's bigger than you, he went to the gym more than you. The people in your picture worked hard to get those bodies, whether or not they are douchebags.
at this point, with all the fuckign normies here, the rare realtalk posts really make my day.
chad is born, not made. Nothing can make up for asymmetry, small body frame, or height.
at best, your 'personality' will get you chad's sloppy seconds.
the rest of us don't even get that.
remember, robots aren't beta, we're OMEGA
>tfw I wasn't born white
I never asked to play in this difficulty. I wanted to play easy mode. Fuck this shit.
>>28480184
How do you know you didn't chose it, and then had your memory erased when you were reborn?
>>28480348
Why the fuck would someone choose to be Indian?
>>28480184
>implying white people live on easy mode
white women maybe
Post the one who broke your heart/fucked you up, lads
This Eurasian POS
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>>28480240
holy shit that guy's gorgeous.
