Help me
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I sit in front of a blonde Stacy and her friends
Here is what I heard today. These conversations have been happening since day one.
>*humming songs loudly and annoyingly*
>I have a black friend I'm not racist (her "black" friend is a Filipino brown girl)
>my boobs hurt
>she has a thick ass
>I drank so much coffee this morning
>Neil I'm totally coming to your baseball game tonight
>I'm really crazy at sport games
>NEIL NUMBER BLANK ON THE FIELD NUMBER ONE IN MY HEART (This Chad (Neil) is literally a Manlet who works out)
>I used to like Zack
>Remember Kayla
I finally turn around and look at Stacy with disgust
>WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, CREEP?
>I binge watched American horror story yesterday
>I went to sleep at 10:50 PM I'm so tired
>Oh I lost my math textbook
She lost a $915 book
She told the teacher and the teacher said
>"Aww, here's another one. Don't lose this one, ha ha"
The teacher literally sucking her non existent dick
>are pajamas comfy?
>I'm SO bad at Spanish
>NEIL KNIGHT MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR I LOVE YOU
MAKE IT STOP R9K
I WANT TO END IT ALL
get up and move you dumb cuck.
Reported for underage.
Or being a creep stalking children.
>>28480560
>She lost a $915 book
what the fuck makes any textbook worth almost a thousand dollars
coupled with the fact that college is so damn expensive. just why
>>28480802
They're not. Maybe like 150 at the most.
>>28480560
>She lost a $915 book
What the fuck? Does book come with matlab?
>>28480560
you know what to do, OP
BETA UPRISING NOW!!!!!!
>>28480560
wahh wahhhhha wahhhhh
start going to the gym/playing a sport/doing something cool instead of being a jelly little gay boy. you'll thank me later family
