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Hey r9k. R my friends real friends if they ditch me in csgo so they can play ranked? I'm rank 2 and told me to play until rank 3 until playing with them. If it were me I'd play with my friend until they were rank 3. Am I just a bitch? Or r they not good friends?
Quit playing video games right now.
>>28482745
U mean csgo only? Or in general and get a life
>>28482745
This tbqh famalamadidillydam
I want to work on my eye contact. Part of the reason it's so hard for me is that I don't want to be seen as "creepy", but I've decided 1) it's presumptuous of me to assume what reaction people will have, and 2) it doesn't matter (at least not to the degree that would reasonably explain my past avoidance), since I've given up on making friends. I have determined that the current typical reaction of pity / awkwardness is detrimental to effective interactions, but I don't want to make things worse, so what is a normal amount, seconds, percentage of speaking time, whatever, to hold eye contact? What is a normal expression to hold?
as a person who does not have eye contact issues, and forced to think about it, i see it like this..
just fucking let your eyes do what they want. anything that seems forced will feel forced. so stare them in the eye i dare you fool
>>28482762
This is a problem, because what feels natural for me is 0% eye contact.
I dont have no answers, but I feel you op, by now its a conditioned response to avoid eye contact to me.
Does anyone else here like the taste of their blood?
>lips get chapped as us
>crack a little
>bleed a bit
>it keeps opening up whenever I move my mouth
>taste a bit of blood
>keep moving my mouth
>keep tasting it
Is this bad?
>>28482605
a-are you a vampire?
>>28482632
N-no -_-
>>28482675
It tastes like iron, gross shit
been clinically depressed for 2 years now, feels like my life is starting to fall apart. i'm not interested in anything and can barely get up in the morning. anyone have any advice?
>>28482590
stop listening to quacks who tell you you have depression and just will yourself into being happy, try listening to cheerful music, make sure to sing along to release those dopamine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkplPbd2f60
>>28482625
i appreciate that, but it's not about happiness. it's not enjoying anything. i have to force myself to eat because everything tastes like cardboard
>>28482652
are you getting enough sunshine? are you eat healthy? are you exercising? all these things can contribute to low chemical imbalances that makes a person lose their lust for life
I don't want to be gay anymore
why the fuck not
it's better than being attracted to moody cunts
iktfb
I'm gay and only into twinks. I seriously can ever see myslef liking older men so if I don't loose my virginity in my 20s I'm permanently fucked.
>>28482629
>tfw twink with daddy issues
I would trade with you in a heartbeat
who /tellpeopleatcollegeurpedohere/?
>tfw ostracized
Feels bad bb. Who would have though they'd react badly?
>>28482497
why would you do that ?
lgbtp?
>>28482497
At what point did you think that was a good idea?
>It's another 18 year old thinking he has it all figured out and makes a "tough-love" thread on /r9k/ that is multiple paragraph long hoping people will validate him someway episode.
Can you kids fuck off? I don't need reminders of how much of a stupid cunt I was when I was your age.
>it's another "kids in Africa are starving so you have to reason to feel bad about your life" post
>it's another "free will is real" post
gonna screenshot your post and use it as my default response
cause that lebouf shit is gay
>it's an /r9k/ post
why do any of us keep coming here? none of us get anything out of it. we all just want to scream our hate and desperation at someone who can hear it and will respond.
Any of you guys live alone? Nothing sounds better desu. I live with a couple and it's fucking torture.
These are just a few recent interactions that Ive had with them;
> friend comes in my room and compliments my new bed sheets and asks if he can touch them, he then puts his finger in his nose, takes it out and then touches it with that finger
> walk in the kitchen to see housemate dropping raw chicken on the counter and then putting it back on his plate with his bare hands and then touching the fridge door with that same hand
> I always catch him not washing his hands after he shits
> a week ago they came home with 2 cats. 2 fucking cats. I moved out of my parents because of cats and now they're fucking in my home again. We live in a tiny ass apartment too.
> in bed last night ready to fall asleep, housemate barges in drunk (he's drunk every night) and insists that I watch this video on YouTube, I tell him no because I want to go to sleep but he keeps pushing and eventually says "ok... Well have you seen the new battlefield trailer".
I can't take this bullshit anymore. I hate living with people but my shitty job doesn't pay enough for me to move out. I've been job hunting for a year but I've had no luck. Tell me this pain will end...
Sounds like you don't need a new job, just a new roommate. Give it time, anon.
>>28482402
I did for about a year in my own apartment. It was one of the best years of my life. I knew it wouldn't last, so I layer on my futon all day trying to commit myself to the time I had left. Sometimes I feel like a part of me is still there in serenity.
>>28482471
I can't imagine living comfortably with somebody. I'm too much of a recluse and I have OCD when it comes to cleanliness. I go through some extreme lengths to avoid germs.
Some rosty whores in my school thought it would be funny to Photoshop my face on some unflattering images. Why?
What did I ever do to deserve this?
How dose making fun of me give them joy?
I make it a point to stay out of peoples way, I never bother anyone, I stick to myself and friends.
I hate these people so much now, this has never happened to me before and I'm honestly upset.
>feels bad man
Probably because you're the type of person who posts a crooked picture like that.
>mfw I found out some guy made a compilation of all my awkward ass autism pics and posted it on his facebook (we weren't friends), and it had a bunch of likes with people talking shit about me and I only saw it because my "friend" was scrolling through his facebook and I saw some of my pics and asked him what that was and he told me not to worry about it and just chuckled as he continued to use my computer to burn CDs since this was 7 years ago and he did not have a computer
>>28482434
here
original post, words words words
ITT: We post anime characters that are robots
>>28482381
>naruto
>anime
>>28482381
Itachi is chad
This nigga is literally /r9k/
How did it all go so wrong for him?
https://mrtalented.wordpress.com/
Well this thread will be dead in a few minutes, but bump anyway.
he got rejected by hundreds of asian girls and then started attacking them because he was so entitled. crazy narcissistic monkey with his dumb bowties
>>28482710
But why the obsession with Asian girls?
>drop out of school at 14
>do nothing but play vidya
>now old enough to realize how stupid i am and how fucked my life is
>horrible at math, grammar, etc
>math especially bad because i have adhd and autism
>barely holding on to whataburger job
I have fucked my life up.
Who else here fucked?
>>28482273
how old are you now?
get a GED or something
why did your parents let you drop out that early?
>>28482273
>drop out of school at 14
Same here anon.
>>28482273
>>28482498
I never went to school at all
Which one of them would you fuck and how would you fuck them?
In order.
3-4-1-2-5-6
I would stick my penis in their vagina and move it back and forth.
>>28482210
All of them. I'd have them bend over the side of a bed and fuck them by sticking it into each one exactly once and then moving over the next one, and going up and down the row like that.
>>28482210
number 2 very passionately and lovingly
Losing my virginity was literally the best thing to ever happen to me.
It's almost impossible to compare just how superior being a non-virgin is.
It just might not be possible to be happy as a virgin, now that I got laid I got to see what true happiness is like.
My urge to kill & rape women is completely gone, and I'm now an outgoing gentleman.
>18
>virgin
>think im a robot for sure
>lose viginity a few days before highschool graduation and get into a relationship
>two years later im 20 have been in a few relatinoships, hooked up a few times, play rugby in college, good body, in a frat, currently have a great gf
>turns out im not actually a robot
god damn things turned out good. now i just come here to see what i could have been
i lost virginity at 19 and im 21 now and i browse r9k ironically
>>28482196
There's no way that anyone on this board is serious. I mean cmon how can you be put on this earth and not fuck. Like just how lol.
>wake up in the middle of the night
>see this thing looking down at you
What would you do?
>>28482195
Let him put his ayy in my lmao like a good earth sissy
Wait for sleep paralysis to wear off
Usually accompanied by screaming incoherently
>>28482195
Happened to me desu. I just closed my eyes again and prayed that it wouldn't be there. Opened my eyes once more and it wasn't there. Eugh.
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