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Would you rather eat a piece of a guy's poop, or a 10% larger piece of a girl's poop
The poops are identical in every other way and you eat them off a plate
Surprisingly difficult to answer. Can we be given more detail? Is anyone watching, will it be kept a secret?
>>28481199
If I knew I guess I'd pick the girl, 10% is so marginal. If it was 50 I'd go guy
the guy's. girls are honestly gross. Have you ever been in a girls washroom?
Statistically speaking, women are:
>30% less likely to cheat (woops, r9k forgot to tell you this)
>less likely to race mix because they can actually control their animal desires
>10 times less violent, female crime is virtually non-existent
>are far less likely to be defective (mentally ill, disabled), male autists (like you) outnumber female counterparts 4:1
>now actually earn more than males do if you take into account things like work experience, education, etc
Also
>XY chromosome is inherently defective and slowly degrading
>have less sexual partners on average despite /r9k/ fiercely trying to prove otherwise
>pathetic thirsty betas is basically what's wrong with the internet
>men are extremely easy to manipulate, although due to narcissistic inferiority complex they try to delude themselves to believe that they are the ones manipulating
>men always need to overcompensate something, because they always feel insecure about every part of their body and every part of their life
>men essentially never grow up till their 40s
>can actually give birth, so men-free society is possible
>it's widely acceptable that women are more aesthetically beautiful then men
>b-but we are smarter
Actually since women gained access to education, took career opportunities, etc female IQ started to catch up quickly, as a result recent tests show that female IQ surpassed male IQ for the first time
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/9401241/IQ-tests-women-score-higher-than-men.html
>b-but muh inventions
See above. The number of female inventors is rising pretty quickly
http://www.bloomberg.com/bw/articles/2012-03-01/women-inventors-double-their-share-of-patent
>b-but we work on dangerous jobs
So did a lot of slaves.
>b-but we are physically stronger
It's 21st century, so it doesn't matter. Machines already replace a lot of manual labour, nobody needs you anymore.
You can't deny these facts, so you'll quickly resort to "fuck off to tumblr" or something. Check mate.
>>28481194
how many eyes does she have
>>28481194
Alright, statistics don't matter to me. Superior or inferior on average is a useless indicator when I just want to meet a girl on about the same level as me. I want a partner, not facts I can throw around to make myself feel better about being alone.
>>28481194
only if you dominate me baby
;]
What kind of vape should I get?
I also wanna know the answer here. I used to smoke lots of hookah and vape seems pretty legit alternative
>>28481193
>vaping
The only correct answer is don't do it
>inb4 nobody vapes
I know you're out there, crushing your medication, puffing your vape, glancing at the screen with sunken red eyes that have felt misery the normies wouldn't understand.
What vape f a m?
>have aspergers
>'gifted' with an average IQ, awful social skills, poor verbal skills and nigger tier processing speeds
thanks, genetic lottery
80 years of a shitty life alone awaits you
fuck off, [youknowWHO]
t.feelschat
PS: we all love you pls come back
>>28481190
You forgot
>'gifted' with an inability to regulate your negative emotions
>tfw you will never ever be normal
>tfw even if you manage to pass as a normie your entire life will be a lie
>tfw no-one will EVER love you for who you are because you are barely even human
I'm addicted to women's feet.
There is literally nothing more beautiful, aesthetic, interesting, and wonderful than women's feet.
I like pretty feet and I cannot lie. No other normie can deny.
It's sooo hot when a cute chick has stinky feet
Feet are basically the only thing that gets me off.
>>28481196
I like clean feet. The only context in which a woman's feet should be dirty is if she knows that a boy will lick her feet clean later.
>showered 2 days in a row for the first time in at least a year
who /making progress/ here?
Good work buddy, it's been a week since my last shower and two weeks since I last brushed my teeth. No progress here
>>28481152
I can barely make it 2 week in a row. Usually every 8 or 9 days.
You filthy fucks. Shower every morning and brush your teeth twice a day.
Takes literally 10 minutes.
>don't talk about how you feel
>"no anon it's bad to bottle things up :( just bee yourself"
>talk about how you feel
>"WHAT THE FUCK ANON YOU SEXIST JERK"
This is why I don't talk about my feelings with women anymore.
>>28481123
>finally talk about it
>everyone judges you for it and treats you like shit
I fucking hate everyone
>>28481123
Feelings and opinions arent the same thing. What did you say?
Who /madeasuicidejokeandfuckeduparelationshiphere/
you should elaborate
>>28481059
I was driving around town with a girl and i took her to an apartment complex where some little girl was kidnapped and chopped up in a tub. Turns out she was her childhood friend and she actually saw the guy take her.
We never spoke again after I dropped her off at her place.
>>28481116
K famalam
So
>meet grill on tinder
>get on really fucking well
>she's into animu and shit
>talk about meeting each other
>invites me to group chat on normiebook
>post suicide stock image
>she's dumps me
>2010-2016 is basically a blur >cannot even remember my own age at times
>>28481047
You and me both my man.. At least we've still got 4chan, my longest lasting friendship... It'll never leave us like everyone else has, right?
>graduated in 2013
>3rd anniversary and haven't done a single thing but worked some shit job
>2013-2016 was an uneventful blur in my life where I stood up all day browsing this website and having meaningless one off conversations for 16 hours a day
>feel like I was stuck in a time loop while everyone else was bettering themselves and moving foward while I stood still
>mfw literally cannot believe GTAV is nearing its 3rd year of being released
>>28481047
I cant remember my age at all.
Im sure im at least 21 though
>been talking to a fat girl from 4chan past few days
>Getting clingy and thinks i like her.
>dont
>i hate fat asses and only liked the female attention she gave me
>losing interest
>>28481038
you're no better than a girl who collects orbiters
You owe her nothing. She has served her purpose, cast her aside and embrace the power inherent in being able to make such a decision.
>>28481063
Worse thing is she thinks i believe in the personality is everything bullshit. Bitch you fat get real.
>Some fuckface replies to a person who asked you a question/responded to your post masquerading as you.
Why do people do this? Why pretend to be other people? I kind of get it if you do it to fuck with a conversation and troll both posters, but I'm talking about legitimately answering a question for someone else or responding to a person that wasn't talking to you with an actual, serious post, pretending to be other people.
I can't think of anything more pathetic than that.
>>28480968
>Some fuckface replies to a person who asked you a question
I do this sometimes but I don't pretend to be the other person. We're all anonymous, so does it really matter who answers what?
>we weren't talking to you anon just go away
fuck you faggot
>>28480968
>Cant think of anything more pathetic
>is on 4chan, and on r9k no less
WEW LAD
how to I fill the emptiness inside me?
Video games and movies can only do so much
Food.
oringal commento
>>28480959
>tfw cutting
fuuuck
Find something pseudo-productive to do with your time, perhaps something that will exercise your mind like learning a language. Or something that will exercise your body like going on jogs. Or do both. It gets rid of the emptiness.
>be of Scandinavian and German descent
>long blond hair
>striking blue eyes
>strong jaw line
>naturally athletic
>built muscle structure faster and better than friends
>high testosterone
>5'7"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>28480885
>Scandanvian
>German
>Stlll manlet
me thinks a slav got in there at some point friend....
>>28480885
>built muscle structure faster and better than friends
That's because you're a fucking manlet, retardo.
I'm all those things and 6'1
umadm8?
Question for those who have attempted suicide ;What's your secret?
I've stuck my head in a noose a few times now, but every single time I get too scared. Last time i felt myself passing out but I couldn't go through with it and panicked
I really want to go through with it soon. At least help me do that.
Just realize that after it happens nothing will matter
>>28480858
get really drunk?
>>28480858
>>28480858
You want the pain to be gone, but think death is the only thing that will make it go away.
I kinda know how you feel. Maybe I've been feeling the same way. But that's not the point. The point is, you want to live.
who /shit job and no college/ here
>tfw no job
>tfw no college
who /shit college and no job/ here
>>28480831
>tfw job
>tfw trying to finish votech for my 2 year
>tfw i think i wont finish my last course in time for graduation
