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I am 30, currently in college for a nursing degree. I am married and have a son, but I have no friends. Not a single guy friend to speak of. I moved to my wife's hometown when I got out of the Navy and I don't know anyone here. Her friends that have husbands never talk to me first, and I am sure not going to initiate with them, I have no confidence. I don't meet anyone in school, they're all 19-20 year olds that share no similar interests or think I am just some creepy old guy. My classes are 90% female and why the fuck would I want to be friends with a 19 year old girl?
I never made any friends when I was in the Navy, I never hung out with anyone outside of work then outside of the beginning, but they went their separate ways and live thousands of miles away. I had no childhood or teenage years friends, they're all druggies I stopped talking to because they were dragging me down. I am not working currently as I am in school full time and watch my kid while my wife works.
I am probably destined to never have any guy friends and my son will ask why I never hang out with anyone and I will tell him because I am a loser.
>>28479148
>I am 30, currently in college
you fucked up anon.....
as for making friends at 30, via work is the only real way
>>28479181
Yeah, as a nurse I'll be working with 90% females and probably gay guys. FML.
>>28479148
Honestly, I think there are a lot of dudes in your situation.
After 30, I think a good amount of men stop having real friends.
>start drinking teas
>no sugar/cream/etc, because I realize I love the bitter taste
>tired of being subjected to a lifetime of the american palate of sugar and grease
>want to find more bitter foods
>google gives me this
The fuck Google, way to bring down the mood.
>>28479095
Don't let these normies fool you. They want supress our superior tastes. They fear us. join us.
men prefer less sweet things
men have dark triad https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad traits, which is attractive to women
it means nothing
>>28479095
I like IPAs and rough sex. Maybe it's accurate.
How do you guys pronounce oneitis?
Oh-KNEE-I-TIS
or
ONE-I-TIS
>>28479046
one-itis
>>28479046
>Oh-KNEE-I-TIS
don't pronounce it like that you weeb
Is English really that hard?
>Got asked out by Chad today
>Brutally rejected him
You should have seen the look on his face.I did it for you r9k
Why do roasties try so hard to be meme?
>>28479087
reeeeeeeeebbbbb i'm not a roastie
r9k approves, somewhere in the cosmos a neckbeard laughs heartily
you da real mvp
Hello friends you literally are my only friends its the end I only ask one thing to you guys goodbye my friends and don't give up don't kill yourself like i will goodbye friends
I'll be with you sometime this summer when I finally get a gun don't worry
Cya dude.
Don't fuck yourself up do it right.
>>28479017
Don't give up I'm a lost cause don't give up please you can make it
When did you realize that you weren't normal? That you should have lost your virginity, at least had oral sex a long time ago.
I just turned 18 a couple weeks ago and realized the average age kids lost their virginity is 16-17. It's weird, throughout my life I've always been so "young" for sex and even the thought was absurd - now here I am a kissless hugless virgin, unlike most other kids.
Fuck.
>>28478979
Shut up, kid. You're fine.
You are a clean slate right now. The world is literally your oyster.
Don't fixate on something as pointless as losing your virginity.
Start building a career. The women will come by default.
>>28479068
>Start building a career. The women will come by default.
They won't but the rest of your post is spot-on. 20, 21+ is where being a virgin starts being seen as weird and off-putting by people.
>>28478979
Nope
It all builds off each other. That one or two years you think you're inferior to everyone else? It will snowball
You'll regret the experiences you never had, at a time they were best had. It only gets worse. The quality of females go down, their appearance, their criteria for judging whether to even talk to you in the first place (money and if they can show you off to their friends/family, unlike high school, where a girl can fuck you just if she likes you)
It's all ogre
This board has been ruined by normies memeing for fun. They've taken our circumstances and way of life and turned it into a complete joke.
Is there a way to petition to make a new board? Perhaps /neet/?
They will just go there anon it's wiz chan or nothing
>>28478960
That's a stupid idea, what would prevent the normies from going and shitting that up too.
/wiz/ was pretty normie free last I checked (like a year or two ago), but it is really slow.
>>28478960
But your way of life is a joke.
Hey /r9k/, what are your top 3 favorite meals?
Pulled Pork, Orange Chicken, and Spaghetti are mine.
Im a cannibal
Ramen (homemade not the shitty instant one), Popeye's fried chicken, and white tuna
>>28478906
cheese enchilada
ravioli
chana masala
>that one kid in your senior class who hung himself days before graduation
me irl in a couple weeks
>that one kid who got paralyzed from the waist down from a car crash
>that one kid who lost his leg in another car accident
Anyone else got high school stories? im out
>tfw I'll never own a sail boat
>tfw I'll never go on month long voyages across the sea
>tfw I'll never have a qt gf to sail with
why live
>>28478850
that sailboat in your pic probably costs a million dollars or some shit
its fucking ridiculous that people can afford things like that
>>28478984
But just imagine how comfy it must be to live inside one of these things
I live on a sailboat, currently sitting on my couch chilling. My boat costs 15,000$ and its the nicest sailboat on the docks I'm at.
Upside to living on a sailboat
>1) bitches love it
>2) peaceful and relaxing, especially in the morning when the sun rises over the almost perfect water
>3) small and cozy as fuck
>4) free to travel anywhere around the world if you have the patience to travel via wind
Downsides to living on a sailboat
>1) lots of maintenance and repair work
>2) being on the docks, seagulls shit on your boat all the time, I'm always power washing my boat
>3) during stormy or rough nights, sleeping on the water can be a bitch
>4) it gets hot in the summertime and cold during winter, you can get heating and AC but that's just more maintenance to take care of
>5) solar panels and electrical can be a bitch sometimes
Other than all that it's much cheaper than renting an apartment, but the amenities are different. There's a shower on my boat but only has cold water, plus it's a small bathroom. So in turn I usually go on land to shower at the hotel that sponsers the docks.
>pic related, where I'm sitting currently on my couch
Hey /r9k/ new starters for Pokemon sun and moon were released today which would you pick rowlet,litten,or popplio (my pick is popplio but they are all really good)
that owl is cute as fuck
I choose water starter as usual
>>28478833
pokemon discussion belongs in >>>/vp/ desu desu
>>28478833
Probably Litten or Poppilo. Depending on what the evolutions turn out like.
Fire is my default but the occasional badass stage three water starter can make me change direction.
Qt thread? All the Qts you have, I'll start with my favorite
Whaddup everybody, how's your Tuesday night going? I had to open my calendar to see what day it was, anyone else know that feeling? Now my firewall is telling my adult history was found lol woops. Here's a qt for you, op, her name is Ramona
>>28478821
It doesn't appear that you understand what a qt is.
It doesn't mean someone who is attractive, it's a specific type of attractive that she does not have.
gross I don't really want to post in your thread when you have such bad taste OP
Why are video games not satisfying me anymore? Is this a phase? Please, tell me it is. This is the only thing I like, beside browsing memes, because living is boring...
Force I ran out of games and I have no interest in replaying. I haven't played a game in like 3 months
>>28478815
I still play music games since they're addicting and you're always beating harder songs the more you play.
I also play on my 3DS while shitposting on /r9k/
that's all
>>28478815
Your tastes are changing, try a different genre of games anon. Sometimes you feel like you'll play the same shit forever but eventually the time will come to move on. Maybe you'll find joy in learning a new style of game
>tfw depression kicked in on HS so i got shitty grades, didnt learn anything and now i cant into STEM
>tfw my life is completly worthless
Im good at philosophy and humanities in general but everyone with half a brain knows they are pretty much useless by now.
Theres no hope, the best the human race can do is improve in STEM until we can colonise other planets and systems without inferior human beings like myself.
Anybody else knows these feels?
>inb4 just take a year to learn all the math a science you didnt learn on HS bro
Marijuana killed my neuroplasticity, is over..
At least i still have access to art music, the only thing that gives me a scape from reallity.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYyK922PsUw
Are you me?
>be really good at maths from young age
>always test in high percentile in standardized tests
>be depressed throughout high school, stop doing hw and caring
>pick shitty liberal arts major in college
>now have BA in psychology
>wish I just sticked with maths and did some kind of engineering
Working with numbers always felt kind of theraputic in a way, like solving a puzzle and coming to the result.
Working with people gives me a fucking headache.
>>28478786
Just go to community college.
They'll give you HS level math and science courses anyway so it doesn't matter if you didn't learn much.
Or you could learn a trade like welding, or get your HVAC certification, or become a trucker.
>tfw no one even on /r9k/ knows these feels
>tfw avant-garde feels
>dad lost his job
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck what am i gonna do now? he said he might have to cut off my allowance if he can't find work soon. FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK
Just get a job at a local gas station or something nearby so you don't have to waste gas driving all the time.
>>28478845
>just get a job
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU NORMIE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>28478845
>just get a job
normies can fuck right off
