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Ask a robot turned normie anything.
Got laid, got a job, got friends.
All after 20.
>>28488769
How did you get laid. Can you explain in detail?
>>28488782
Yes.
I started approaching girls that are above average in looks in public venues until one girl from dozens was interested and went over to my place and my grandma made her supper and then we fucked. She is my gf for 5 years now.
>>28488769
In other words, you grew up. Congrats!
https://youtu.be/zBp-Qk9XacY
The sad part is, this "comedy" video is just saying what every girl is already thinking. Tell me again why being short isn't the worst thing to ever happen to a guy?
>you will always be a 5"11 manlet with 6"0 just standing there taunting you
>>28489717
>implying 6'0 is even tall and not below average
got news for you, smurf
>>28488760
>"LMAO FUCKING MANLETS!!!"
Female comedy
Tell the other robots about your last real "date".
The number of replies to this is pretty self-explanatory senpai.
>last real date
>real date
>date
404 inbound.
I accidently touched a cashiers hand the other day, does that count?
Things that normies do that trigger the fuck out of you.
> starting conversations with you because they are bored and you looked like someone who would give them attention
> answering your question obtusely, just so you can look stupid even though it's obvious what you really meant
> take your self-deprecating jokes literally, in fact take everything you do literally
gets me so fucking mad/10
It's best to not talk to people.
>>28488594
That last one so much
>drop ice cream
>"I'm literal trash, I should just kys. I'm gonna drink bleach"
>random normie runs up and starts talking
>"lecture on how life is good, don't suicide, I'm here for you to talk"
>Taking the piss out of robots for trying to improve themselves
>Using someones misfortunes to try and gain attention for themselves
>Bullying someone to suicide and then acting like they were their best friend afterwards
>Using any opportunity they can to scream like a fucking banshee
Fellow uglyfags, can you pinpoint the exact moment you realized you're ugly?
when puberty hit my like a truck, then reversed on my face
>>28488562
When women said eww as I passed by and when I became the token ugly guy joke in my classes.
>>28488562
at some point i realized that i am doing the same or better than the people who had relationships personality wise, but women and also people in general reacted way differently to me, they were also taller, bigger and with better faces than me. I can remember when i was like 13 for the first time a girl called me ugly and i was pretty crushed, i spent lots of time trying to make myself believe that she was just a dumb kid or something
she was right
but at least now i know i never had a chance so i can stop doing stupid shit and suffering pointlessly trying to get something i am not made for
>tfw no goofy footed bf
>>28488428
>imying anyone on here can ride a skateboard
SO HERE I AM
>tfw gf can't skate and destroy
>tfw qt bf
>>28488456
Im the best sk8er around here
Lets settle this NOW once and for all - what are the requirements for Robotdom ?
i say its obviously at least virginity and uninterrupted GFlessness since birth
Being a hugless kissless virgin at least 21 years old.
>>28488394
huglessness seems a little to strict in my opinion
>>28488357
You need to have rejected at least 5 attractive girls who approached you first.
A true robot doesn't bend in the face of opportunity
Is sunbathing topless at a public beach harmless or degenerate?
>pic related, shot it on weekend, had to be so fucking careful
yes
origami
Harmless.
Im a guy, I dont wear a shirt on the beach. I'd be a hypocrite to demand the same of women. Honestly, we're all fucking animals anyway, whats the big deal.
...But that dont mean I wont be staring at dem titties, just not while you are noticing
>>28488112
Harmless to normal people, degenerate behavior to beta rage NEETs that are angry women won't get naked for them and be their fucktoy.
I just got fired for browsing /pol/ on my work laptop. This morning they called me in to ask me if I was browsing a site named 4chan, and then they told me I was released from my position. Apparently they already knew for a while and already had a replacement teacher.
I hate my life :)
Social Darwinism tbqh
Thats pretty stupid though.
What did you teach? Did you do your job well?
Did /r9k/ like A Moon Shaped Pool?
I loved it
>I have autism: the shirt
>>28487845
I'd wear that.with cargo shorts and sandals
>>28487845
I'd love to wear that in a shady neighborhood in Los Angeles.
I literally only wear grey shirts with either a grey zip up hoodie or a jacket and jeans
This board only exists because life has been too easy for too long.
What we need is another war, one that wipes out all the autist and stragglers.
>>28487821
I agree,and it will happen soon.
Agreed. People bitching about being lonely neets, sitting around all day consuming screen media.
Only a hundred years ago and we'd all be working in factories from the age of 6, getting horribly mangled and disfigured from the shitty machinery during our 12 hour shifts.
>Autists!! lay down your weapons
Normies...come and get them!!!
>5'9" is now considered short
When did this happen? Why is society actively conspiring to make my life miserable?
with all the Mexican manlets flooding america it's not that short here now
Damn, that's my grandmom's height
I feel for you bro.
>>28487760
I live in the UK.
My 6'0"+ friends called me a "shortie" the other day.
The worst part is that I can't even take solace with other short people, because everyone 5'8" or shorter demonises me as "tall" and says I "don't have any problems" despite the fact that everyone considers me short.
Let's have the obligatory "I wish I were taller" thread
>>28487677
>Tfw only 6'4"
I wish I was a baller
i'm shortish (5'11") but who gives a fuck.
there are so many other things wrong with me that make me want to end my life
music of all generes that just SHITS all over women.
post it if you got it. hidden gems guarantees internets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-OmrPbzpLg
>>28487611
come on lets share some music bitches. i wanna rock out to some pussy puntin
>>28487611
Always liked this one:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BcQD2Z89vfU
>>28487611
eminem in his prime.
The Eminem Show was his last good album.
![tumblr_n13dnsS9Xr1tt3dg5o2_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vMtBpLi.jpg "tumblr n13dnsS9Xr1tt3dg5o2 500[1]")
You're not worth anything and nobody will ever love you edition
>why don't you be a man and permanently damage yourself?
>why do you delude yourself into believing you're worth something?
>why don't you FUCKING DO IT?
>>28487499
cuz its stupid
original commento
Why don't you make yourself pretty?
You're worth absolutely nothing, you won't lose anything by cutting your face
YOU CANT HIDE FROM THESE THOUGHTS FOREVER
THEYLL NEVER GO AWAY
![JDbNjwQ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TBWPpz0.jpg "JDbNjwQ[1]")
