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This Friday, I'm turning 22. Up until I was 18, I was an almost friendless loner who got hated on by virtually my entire year in highschool. I've turned my life around (changed my behavior and gained social skills) and I now feel happy, healthy and confident, but every day, I still think back to when I was younger and failed at life. I'm no longer mad at the people who bullied me, but I still feel sad when I think of the past and the things that could have been. I feel like I wasted years of my life.
Is this normal or am I being petty?
dude imagine how I feel as I'm nearing 24 without even the basic accomplishments of a 16 year old
gtfo and enjoy life
>>28491681
yeah same here. better latethan never OP. Find a gf, job and live life. Leave this place
pretty normal. i hate the word cringe but that's what happens any time i start thinking about high school. i was always caught doing really weird shit and lying to everyone. my body like shuts down for a second and i just wonder why i was such a retard.
but at least at this point i have so much to be proud of. i still reflected with agony in the past, and it just tore me up to the point that i thought every little mistake i made caused me to become a loser when i was literally just a few conversations and some better habits away from having everything i want.
Let's start a legit fembot feels thread
>Be me
>Female and still lonely as fuck
>Every day at lunch break I am eating alone
>Every time I'm dreaming about life
>Imagening scenarios where my dream guy just comes up and asks me out
>Obviously never happened so far except for a few guys, but they were like 5'9 or 5'10
>Will be forever alone
>>28491584
>5'9/5'10 isnt good enough
you're the problem here roastie.
>>28491584
Gtfo this board salty roastie. You have life on easy mode and cant even imagine what a real robot struggles with.
>>28491584
describe your hygiene and self care
my apartment complex wants $3000 to terminate my lease
should i just drink bleach until i'm dead
Check into a homeless shelter and start building your savings. Look for a better way to make money.
I get all my food from grocery store dumpsters. Literally spend $15 a month on food.
>>28491596
i don't see how this is a solution
What would happen if you just disappeared? Would it drag down your credit or something
*PFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT* Anon, careful you don't step in my puddle, all that beer made a big mess.
>>28491518
Who the fuck makes theese threads ?
>>28491518
Disgusting.
That girl is a 3/10 at most.
>>28491907
I make them
Only low test beta cucks settle for white women
>muh pride for preservation of the white race
beta cucks
>>28491599
>actually wanting to preserve their bullshit beta genes
If they were white chads I'd get.
But why take pride in the shit hand you've been dealt
If you think girls who come off as motherly, traditional, "safe," etc are boring then you're no better than the Staceys that say they can't resist bad boys 2bh.
So I got married today, /r9k/.
We're all gonna make it, don't worry.
First time in a while I've seen the spoiler image being used appropriately.
>>28491417
Oh look a tripfaggot who thinks his post is worthy of anything
Kill yourself
what game is that fampai?
The girl i went to prom with never talks to me. What's the point, robots?
>pic related feelsbadman
>>28491371
When I went to prom the girl I took told me after that it was just as friends
>remember this 6 years later
>that tie knot
No wonder she left your beta ass, learn how to do it properly.
>>28491503
Everything hurts so much I just want to die
This button kills all Chads. Would you press it?
think about it.
>>28491308
>kill my cousin, who looked out for me when we were kids and let me tag along to cool parties I had no business being at
>kill the guys I played lacrosse with
No thanks, they were all cool dudes. It's not their fault that I'm ugly and that women are picky.
OK, thought about it. Still want to press the button. Even if it fucks over the species for awhile, hey at least robots will finally be getting some.
>basically no more culture
>workforce is cut to shit
>terrorist organizations that are formed by faggot betas driven mad by tfw no gf like ISIS now have complete reign over Eurasia
>omegas just become new Chads anyway
No, I don't press it.
Power vaccuums can't persist and current Chads are sometimes where they are because they're talented and good.
>dropped iron skillet on my bare foot
>knocked mixing bowl off of counter and it smashed
>stepped on glass, glass shards go in my foot
>stand up and hit head on cupboard door
>get angry and slam cupboard door, shattering window and more glass falls on floor and all over
>stepped in piss puddle from dog upstairs on way to bathroom
>pissed in toilet but it trickled down my leg and sprayed around a little
>dropped steak on the floor
>dropped blueberries and spinach on floor in kitchen
>neighbors came out to watch me and take pictures of me while I'm mowing lawn because I'm neighborhood sideshow
>have toothache all day
>dropped egg on the floor and spilled rice krispies
>cut my foot again and my hand while cleaning up glass
>glass shards went into Rice krispies box
>burned my face and arm from hot grease while making steak
>broke restraining bar off of refrigerator door so all bottles fell on the floor
I thought all of these things happened all at once for a minute
>>28491293
jesus christ anon do you need a hug?
>>28491727
They all happened in close succession. Skillet, bowl, then cupboard within 1 minute. Others followed shortly after.
Would you date a girl that no other men would? A girl that was alone for all her life and would most likely be alone forever if not for you? A girl who's just looking for someone to love and would cook and clean and take care of them and be happy forever with you? Could you ever look past appearance?
whatever happened to chin-chan
>>28491223
Yes, but only if she wasn't fat. I will accept things that are out of peoples' control but I can't accept something that is such an easy fix.
>>28491223
Even she wouldn't date me.
>tanned skin
>short skirts
>flip flops
>revealing bikinis
And they're fucking EVERYWHERE.
I seriously can't take this anymore /r9k/. How do I stop my sick and perverted urges? I had an uncontrollable boner in the bus the other day when I was surrounded by qts and one SJW bitch just had to alert this cop on me. Now I'm one step away from being registered as a sex offender despite being a kissless hugless virgin all my life.
Because they want attention, not from us though....
>>28491178
> flip flops
Was it her feet giving you a boner faggot?
just paint yourself black and rape a ho
>anon you don't drink? haha you're so fucking weird
>>28491141
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING WASHING MACHINE IN THE KITCHEN
>>28491187
That's normal though?
>>28491141
I do drink, though
>>28491235
No, it's not.
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.
"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.
"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time.
She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.
God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.
I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
this is shit pasta 2bh
or i hope its pasta if you wrote all this you're seriously retarded
>>28491131
MODS MOODSWHAT THE FUCK I AM ORIGINAL JUST GET THE MODS HERE
old pasta
oregano commento
>Go to the mall
>hear that mall employees get discounts in food court
>claim to work at sears
>10% off
>have been getting cheaper food for 3 years and nobody has even questioned it
>>28491115
Nobody asked stuff like
HEY YOU WORK WITH X RIGHT??
>>28491160
No. You don't even need to wear the uniform or anything because you get the discount even if it isn't "just your lunch break." Nobody bothering me and getting cheap food is all I need to be happy.
>>28491115
Don't you feel bad knowing you look like a Sears employee?
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You know what? I fucking hate this hot weather. Scantly clad woman everywhere, pretending they want cock inside their vagina right then and right there but all they want is attention, to be put on a pedestal and a custom over supply of cocks they can handpick on best value. Never, never will that be me. Why the fuck do they have to tease me with it? I wish they would just bring back ancient civilization and any male could take any girl with a big stick and carry her to their cave when she looks ready for mating.
>>28491095
That's hardly ancient civilization matey
>>28491095
>girls don't deserve to live on easy mode, but i do
Oogling at women in the summer is the best part of summer. I dont know why so many of you complain.
faggots
