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I think I met my gf's physical boyfriend today. Being the emotional boyfriend, I'm there for for companionship and a healthy, meaningful relationship, but because she doesn't want to ruin our relationship, as physical incompatibility has undone some of her past relationships and she doesn't wanna take that risk with me, she has a physical boyfriend to take care of those needs. Today at school I was sitting on the staircase looking at my phone and a guy on the flight above with some friends saw her picture on my screen and began to snicker and whisper with his buddies.
Should I approach him? Maybe we could be friends and work together to make our gf happy? Would that work? Or would it be weird and I should keep things as they are?
I am one of her social media boyfriends. Maybe we should all meet up somewhere.
Sad thing is that this shit exist outside of this troll post.
Toxic shit this sjw plague has produced.
do you each get a shelf on the fridge in her house?
Would you undo your own birth if you could ?
>>28494062
Fuck no
I'm a gift to the world
>>28494062
Yeah without a doubt.Fucking robot get off my ass REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Every organism would've been better off never existing. Prove me wrong(you can't).
Let's tell each other embarrassing stories. I'll start:
>be 24 years old
>at work walking down the hallway thinking about something
>19 year old qt coworker smiles and says hi
>frown, look at her and ignore her because I'm so in my head
>go into the bathroom
>see myself in the mirror
>realize have to most evil scowl on my face
>realize I must've looked like I wanted to kill her even though I was just daydreaming
>tfw from that day on she practically jogs away whenever she sees me
When will I stop being such a stupid fuck? Also this one, but I was like 13 so it's not as bad:
>girl classmate playfully kicks me in the ass
>kick back full force and hit her in the cunt
>she collapses and starts crying
>tell her not to overreact because she doesn't have balls there and doesn't know what true pain is
>her friends look at me like I'm insane while they try to comfort her
>all the girls and some of the guys ignored me for the rest of my high school days
>my only friends were people who didn't know that story
Oh well.
>>28493960
bumpin for the stories
>>28494483
bumpin again friends, tell me something
>>28493960
pains me to see faggots like you given easy mode throwing it all away.
Help a robot out /r9k/
I had and still sometimes have certain girls who seem to be fine with me stroking through their hair, their backs and cheeks in a somewhat passionate way, even sometimes holding hands of sorts when hanging out. And that despite not being close at all and just being friends.
They dont seem bothered at all and let me just do whatever but they also never talk about it.
Im fucking clueless on what to do because im a shitty lonely 22 y/o virgin who is unaware of almost everything woman related with this kind of stuff. And im not even a chad at all.
Any robots know what im talking about and who can relate at all? I just dont know anons.
b-bump
surely someone can relate
>>28493836
Well, what do you WANT to do?
>>28494250
Cuddle, kiss i dont know, i just try real hard to signal her that i like her but without much succes
>virgin men over the age of 18
Fucking hell how? You pretty much have to make effort NOT to get laid nowadays.
pic related
it's getting tiresome
>>28493831
>Fucking hell how?
i am short, poor and ugly, often unhealthy due to shit genetics
>You pretty much have to make effort NOT to get laid nowadays.
maybe for normal guys, not for me
In the last 50 years we've moved from a society where premarital sex was extremely taboo to one where it is the norm, and is expected (but you still don't really talk about it with your parents).
100 years ago it was taboo for a woman to show her knees in public.
Not everybody is going to be successful at keeping up when a culture and society shifts that quickly, almost complete reversals by generation. You're going to have some margin of people who just don't fit in.
>Life is falling apart but I'm not worried
Why am I not worried?
You might be dissociating.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>28493793
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depression_%28mood%29
>"People with a depressed mood can feel sad, anxious, empty....
>Empty
>>28493793
im in the same boat im addicted to oxy iv got a shitty dead end job i have no friends but i just dont really care i mean it cant get to much worse can it
share any sad feels you have. ill start
>tell my only friend about my oneitis
>dont want anone to find out
>starts blackmailing me by saying that if i dont do anything he wants he will tell
>he made up a few things about me to but no one will believe theyre not true since hes well liked and im not
share feels and what i should do about this guy. i guess my loneliness got the better of me
I don't know why your story gave me feels when I'm cynical towards other stories on this board. You deserve better friends pal :^)
>feel like reading about other people's feels for cathartic purposes
>feels thread is dying
That feel when your friend is always drunk and you never have a real conversation you both remember
>Mama Mia found the poopy pizza
>>28493750
Mummy found the smegma vacuum
>>28493776
Stepfather Smith found the tendie ball
>>28493750
Slap happy Grandpappy found all the shit basket
What kind of thing do you usually think about when you're alone?
I think about the problems of my life, or random autistic things, such as the multiple dimensions and geopolitical territory influence theories.
I think my reasoning is that type that tests several "routes" (possibilities) and I imagine the various possible outcomes of a same problem, exploring many points of view but not assuming any of them.
How about you?
What do you think about, and how does your mind work?
When I have free time I work on an ideal country. It's imaginary, of course.
I've already thought of a lot of things: national symbols, language, culture, its history century by century, demographic groups, its own religion, statistics like GDP and demographic density, even the military command structure and the design of some of the main cities, including monuments, main buildings, neigborhoods and street decoration.
One day I might write a book about it. Of course I don't expect it to be famous or even published, it would be just for the sake of recording.
I think I have a very vivid imagination, and think very well with images. I have an odd ability to remember useless data, like the starting year of the Kamakura Shogunate, or Fourier's passage, even though I don't need these for anything at all.Sengoku is cool but Cat is better.
I just think about how much of a failure I am, and if I'm left alone with my thoughts for long enough I start thinking about suicide.
I think about myself a lot, my future, past etc. I hate it, but I don't know what to do.snake a shit btw
Why don't you have black gf yet?
They are perfect for robots.
Jew jew go away
Come and shill another day
this comment was not original
Why aren't there black Trump supporters?
He's not against them, just against illegals.
>>28493919
>Why aren't there black Trump supporters?
I am one, but I'm the only one I know of. Most accept what the media tells them, that he's a racist, without verifying those claims. Also, he's a Republican.
Good times for a change. See the life I've had, it can make a good man go bad. So for once in my life please let me get what I want. Lord knows it will be the first time.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H1uJiVeGwMQ
>>28493861
Why are the smiths so shit?
>>28493963
Good lyricist, not a deep enough voice.
This was basically their best though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEq8DBxm0J4
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Password available ingame.
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Let me know if there are any questions / concerns.
PS There is an overlay on DynMap for Cave Systems. Enjoy.
++There was a hate thread created about this server but the op was a troll or autistic each is up in the air.
Is it pirate friendly or not faggot
>>28493652
this always gets asked. no, it's not and the admin isnt sure if he wants it that way
is there a suvival part of the server or is it all factions and stuff?
Are you doing your part to lower the wage gap?
https://youtu.be/9ilSeJ6B5ro
>>28493582
>wastes half the day blithering in the toilet
>deserves a pay rise
>next day takes a year off to have a baby
>women bosses
That's one of the most stolen high-shrink items at my store. We have never sold a single stick of that deodorant, but we run through the inventory like hot cakes.
Why are women such thieves?
>>28493582
It doesn't exist just like the "1:2 women in college are rapped" statistic.
How did we let feminism get so out of control?
Men let it happen.
>>28493494
l blame the jews.
Men wanted it all along.
What do ugly women do all day anyway? Do they just get dicked like stacy or do they live like your typical male?
I just sit at home all day in front of my computer.
>>28493547
By choice, you could be getting dicked by a drunk chad or robot.
>>28493455
I either read shitty biographies or VN
