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>tfw there's a burrito in the kitchen and I don't know if it's for me or someone else
fucking eat it, be a man
Don't eat it. Don't be a cunt.
>>28495604
JUST EAT IT
It's your territory
Food is the one thing people will ALWAYS give you a pass for being an aggressive asshole about. Like >>28495625 said
I literally just go up to girls eating snacks in my class, ask them for some, and never got rejected for it. They even think it's funny
You need no reason beyond "I was hungry"
Eat it and feel man empowerment. Be proud of your dominating hunger.
Hello robots.
How does this image make you feel?
>>28495583
that probably i should do my part as well
but i still got time to become a normie, so i'm leaving it up on people who are more desperate than me
Pissed off.
They fucked up so bad.
>>28495583
rekt >>>/b/ desu senpai
Fuck help me r9k
people noticed me ar cutting so I tried doing it on my thigh, but the cut split up like the middle of pic related and I could see some sort of yellow jelly looking shit before it started to bleed a ton. I bandaged it up with tissues and electric tape, I'm just wondering if like this is serious at all? Do I need to see a doctor or will it heal on its own? It's starting to sting like a little bitch
>>28495579
*my arm cutting
>>28495579
You fucking self harming retard of course it's gonna hurt.
Just treat it correctly with disinfectant and clean tissues
Otherwise your leg will start rotting, you'll be wheeled into emergencies, then put in mental ward when they see the rest.
>>28495706
I don't mind the main much though it's different to waht I'm used too, more like an ache or a bee sting, very dull. I just want to know if it's serious?
>be me
>be dat boi
ohh shit wadup
>>28495531
ayy lol
Is there anything worse than this forced normie meme?
Well, at least the normies are finally leaving pepe along. They probably couldn't relate to him, and thus needed something more simple.
nice mayme
How old are you and are you still a virgin?
22
Yea.not gonna change anytime soon
23 and fuck yeah.
>>28495497
27
no, but haven't had sex more than 9 years
Pic related.
Why can't women just be like they were?
They used to be protected by their fathers and brothers and be so happy.
I don't feel sorry, I have nothing to feel sorry for.
Normies are so fucking entitled, I dream about being sexually abused just so I could lose my virginity and then they kill themselves over it
>>28495474
is pic related feminism in action?
I'm a pathetic NEET who hasn't had a job in almost a decade and now my gravy train has come to an end.
How do I lie my way through a 10 year employment gap?
You were trying to find God
>>28495344
Live in carer.
>>28495344
Tell the interviewer at McSlappys you worked on a project for the government and you can't say any more
anyone here get intense feelings of self-loathing in big bursts? everything you've ever done wrong hits you left and right
>>28495338
That is manic depression 101
Ive been diagnosed and its shit
i ho hours maybe even a day feeling like god im doing good and imliving my life and im happy,
then suddenly i dont wanna get up life is futile and i wanna sleep of just sit doing nothing till my life is over and this weight of living leaves my body
>>28495390
do you have delusions as well? i feel like sometimes im much better than i really am, and the self loathing phases are just reminding myself that i am not as good as that, that im much worse, if that makes sense
>>28495606
Yep highs and lows
like driving a car down a highway in the sun, wind licking your face and rushing through your hair...
the
a brick
hurling through the windscreen
Get help immediately you dont wanna leave it almost 3 years like me kinda fucked up alot of my uni...
*farts* oh, hai wagecuck. Why do I look so different? Well, I just consumed my 12th shot of Popov. Unlike Wagecucks, I drink for the taste and to go with my meals, not to get drunk.
The NEET is classy and has fine spirits with every snack and meal, just like wine and cheese. Since we are big into Italy's finest vodkas, we may get a bit tipsy. Oh, you would get fired for drinking on the job? Such a shame that you choose to be a literal slave.
Well, time for some Yellow Tail!
*farts on op"s fart*
>>28495319
Thisis a healthy lifestyle as evidenced by OP's picture.
>>28495319
>suggesting that a neet can afford Itally's finest vodkas :^)
>fat nerds cant get proper chicks
is that just a meme? wtf
Maybe he has a great personality.
Personality can make up for physical flaws to a point.
>>28495304
Ether he has lots of cash or that's his sister.
>>28495304
Women are less shallow than men
>day off
>woke up at noon
>f5'ing /r9k/ and /v/ for hours in bed
>havent done anything all day
when will the suffering end?
>>28495246
>NEET so everyday is a day off
>wake up whenever
>f5 /r9k/ for 12 hours
>fall asleep by nearly passing out
>>28495246
Are you me?
Oegxisjfjwonfjsj original
>>28495313
maybe
fuck the system original post#93948tidkzjxifo
We're mixing it up this time faggot. Last two digits of your post is the number of SIT UPS you have to do rn.
You better do them all, sissy bitch.
Boring shit excersises
Last two, how about the last three?
>>28495197
RIP Aaliyah
I just fapped and cummed at my 2D anime waifu
AMA
>>28495149
If you actually put some effort into your posts it would help this board toward being good again. Stop seeking attention with this lame shit.
Anime is for children and pedophiles
>>28495149
That's pretty lewd I thought you're waifu was pure
Tfw sister is so used to me sneaking on her in the shower she doesn't even scream anymore
>tfw I will never have a sister
why does this happen to me
>>28495366
I have a half sistershe's ugly
>>28495366
You're a lucky bastard. They can get annoying as fuck. Is like living with a screaming retard chiwawa
How are you going to spend the upcoming summer?
Sitting in my room, eating, fapping, playing vidya, learning japanese and watching anime (not necessarily in that order).
dumping my gf at the end of the semester, traveling with the bros, going to the beach, partying, fucking sluts, drinking, smoking weed, working out etc.
cant wait
>>28495100
Decomposing.
