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I don't even have the motivation to start my computer and do anything on it anymore.
It doesn't get any better anymore.
Should I just end it or should I wait a little longer???
I really can't stand this any longer.
ayy yo nigga cute af man
>>28490589
>Moog modular
Do you like prog music, OP?
Not saying you shouldn't kill yourself, but you might just as well listen to some Keith Emerson before you follow his footsteps.
I'm really tired, I don't even want to sleep anymore.
>Mfw almost 22 never had a girlfriend.
This just sucks guys, The worse part is I have the charisma/looks to get laid but I'm a fucking dicklet.
I can't tell if you're looking for hookup sex or a relationship.
>>28490517
Ask yourself this..
Would you rather be 22 with no gf or 24 with one ex and a lot of bitterness?
It could be worse for you
Sex/relationships are overrated, at least if you're not some 10/10 who can get whatever/whoever you want at any time. Many times you'll end up in awkward situations. For the most part it is a grass is greener thing. Take pride in what you have instead of worrying about what you don't.
>start manual labour job last december because mom had enough of me being neet
>shit's hard but I manage, biggest challenge is the damn cold
>always wishing it was getting warmer
>my fucking face when it's now getting hot
I WAS A FUCKING IDIOT
GIVE ME BACK THE FREEZING FUCKING COLD PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
>>28490506
At least you have a job, unlike most of the losers on this board.
>>28490506
>tfw its been raining for 2 weeks straight in maryland
feelsGood.webm
in 6 months you'll be begging for the heat again
this is how it will be for the rest of you life
Who here /pseudo-chad/?
> 5'11
> Work out, pretty fit
> Not jacked but visible muscles
> Graduating college with GPA of 3
> Not a virgin
> Never been a NEET even during the summer
> 6.5-7" penis
> Gotten positive feedback from girls about penis and other physical features
> Fucking hate anime.
BUT
> Paranoid, fear that people talk about me behind my back
> Talk to self at home
> Short temper
> Break under stress easily
> Something I hate about everyone, even the few people I might consider "friends"
> Addicted to pot
> Former alcoholic
> Drivers license but no car
> No artistic skills or hobbies
> Burn bridges with everyone
> Get laid like every 6-12 months
> Lost virginity at 21
>>28490483
you are worse than normie.
>>28490483
go watch some anime or something man
>6.5-7" penis
Its either one or the other fuccboi.
I'm sick and tired of people saying their dick fluctuates drastically. It doesn't work that way.
Who /comfy/ here?
>finished my wagecuck day
>I'm in bed
>outside it's raining
>it seems winter
>I'm drinking an hot chocolate
>>28490475
>woke up at 4pm
>dat warm fuzzy feeling in my legs
>got christmas lights strung up in my bedroom and living room
>raining outside
>about to listen to Alex Jones and make me some M&M flavored hot chocolate
Nigger, you just went full cosy.
>>28490475
>home from school thursday
>gray and raining the whole day
>get home
>eject clothes
>drink soda
>open window to hear rain
>lay in comfy bed
>watch youtube videos until I fall asleep
>feelsSoFuckingAmazing(1).png
>>28490475
>It rains, so I have to leave work early
>Get home and fap to wolfgirl hentai for hours
>Wrist burns
>Get up to take a shower(covered in jizz)
>Sister and Mom walk in the door
>Get scolded and the internet is taken away for a day
>This isn't going to stop me
>Text my gf that I'm gonna go to sleep
>Get in a warm comforter and turn the house ac down so that it's really cold
>Drink some chocolate milk and pop a few sleeping pills
>Fall asleep on my "bed"(broken living room couch) on my back with my eyes open
>Infinite wolgirl actiob in maximum comfy
>5 wet dreams
Neets on /r9k/ how do you fucking manage to survive?
I'm 21 Neet and i'm basically trying to do anything just to barely survive, i've had some short commision jobs and do some translations for cheap on fiverr, but man i can't survive this way, how do you motherfuckers do it? Do you mine bitcoins or what?
>>28490406
I live entirely off of my parents putting up with me and feeding me. Just a matter of time until that runs out and I have to get a job.
>>28490406
Sponging off my parents.
But more importantly, gonna need source on that Jeanette. Is that a high-res mod or something?
I have a job now. I'm working 12 hour shifts from tomorrow to Monday morning.
Someone fucking kill me please. I just want to be a NEET again.
Anyone had tinder success? Ive been in NEET hibernation for a year or so. As a result my social network has kind of dissolved, so I dont know many girls right now. So whats the secret to tinder? How can I bang some normie QTs?
>>28490388
>Kilometres
>>28490388
>FSSSSSSSSSSSCCCTTTT
Oh anon I had to pee so bad
>>28490388
Be attractive. Tinder is literally flesh market.
>normie wakes up
>'I need my coffee'
>fat fuck robot wakes up
>"i need muh soda"
>>28490353
>manchild wakes up
>'i need my tendies'
>>28490374
>robots are fat
>not skellys
>his therapist is a female
What is a forced meme for $200 Alex.
>he goes to a therapist
>>28490330
I tried 2 different female therapists. They were both shit. They just asked me how I was feeling and shit and never provided any help. I'm seeing a male psychologist now and he actually teaches me how to cope.
I just shot the nerves in my arm trying to impress my oneitis with magnets. Who wants story
Impressive. How'd you do it?
>>28490305
You hurt your nerves with magnets? What the fuck?
>>28490305
>shot the nerves
>with magnets
>story
I'm not sure I understand what have you done. But you caught my attention. Please elaborate.
>tfw you were 18 and found 4chan and said to yourself no matter how bad it gets, you probably wont end up like those 25 year old NEET losers who live in their parents basement and never had a job
well guess who's laughing now
Heh same here famalam. Although I subcontiously knew this was going to happen. I mean all flags were there
>>28490332
Yeah, I've never had any ambitions, dreams or anything. Even when I was a kid and people asked what I wanted to become or work with I semi-joked answered with 'a bum'.
Maybe it's the result of being raised by a single mother and no father figure but it feels like I'm putting the blame somewhere else, all in all I am a loser.
Damn... Those years passed by in a flash.
I used to think that it was impossible for me to end up like those miserable people but guess what... I became one
Anon does my boypussy look big in this?
I cant see it. The entire ass isn't the boy pussy you retard fag
>>28490284
gay ass nigga
Going to need sauce OP.
pIease
I fucking hate my life. Considering suicide.
>Just finished second year uni
>Always been an anti-social, reclusive guy
>For the first time I had easy access to pot throughout the whole year
>Let it consume me, numb my self-loathing
>Completely neglect my second-semester grades
>fail 3/6 courses, hide it from my parents the entire time
>a few days ago I realized the jig would soon be up when my marks came back, so I told them everything
>they're obviously pissed, but concerned
>now my life is nothing but 'I don't know how to fix you' and 'you're not even trying, you need a plan' and nothing but talking about that and my apparent 'mental disability'
>have to go see psychologist, psychiatrist, and family doctor
>have to start going to the gym regularly
>barely allowed to browse my computer
>they watch my every move
>they don't want me to go back up to school in the fall
Just wanted to vent, but I can't fucking take this for the whole summer. I just can't. I was always a good student before, always good with my family, but they're treating me like what I've done is cataclysmic and the end of my life. It might yet be.
>>28490277
Just go back anyways you idiot
>>28490890
I'm planning on it, but they'll probably be calling me every damn day and demanding progress reports and whatnot. They're overbearing now more than ever
If you do go with suicide, at least do it creatively, like a two story forehead dive into a cement canvas.
Tfw you are too fucking ugly to become a trap
I'll be pissed off if he doesn't like dick.
>>28490246
what you don't like tier 1 feminine penis?
> that thing down the bottom
> Stacy
It's either an ugly lesbian who could pass as a tranny or a tranny who could pass as an ugly lesbian
> Trying to get lecturer's attention
> accidentally call him dad
> no on notices
>>28490239
They noticed, but since you're all adults they had the decency not to call you out on it. Some guy called a professor "mom" during class and nobody reacted, but we talked about it on the way out.
>tfw my only conversation with other students involved making fun of another robot
>>28490262
I'm fairly sure they didn't since I said it in a quiet beta voice whilst everyone was talking, but maybe someone next to me heard it and took mercy
>>28490239
"Dad...da...daddio...?"
