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post things you've made pt.2
old thread >>28492362
>>28502229
that's actually not half bad dude
made this for some friends in a band, didn't realise the static made it look like the microwave was a tv until i finished.. was earlier this year, needless to say i'm a lot better at ps now.
I drew this by hand. I've never showed anyone.
HOW THE FUCK COULD GOD SHIT A TURD AS DISGUSTING AS ME, IM THE LIVING PROOF THAT THERE IS NO INTELIGENT DESIGN
>implying god isn't an evil mastermind and we merely roaches
>>28502188
Youre beautiful m8
We are here to remind ppl that god creates ppl like us and no matter how bad they have it, at least they arent us.
See we make ppl feel better about themselves each and every day. So good of us right?
I miss the wagecuck threads
>>28502141
ditto, esp. when they began like the one in the pic
>>28502141
I don't. They were shit, like all other mass-posted pepe threads are.
Honestly they weren't as good as the manchild pepe threads where they greentexted about abusing their parents.
Any former robots or protonormies lurking here that can share their stories of getting out of their anxiety/depression and shitty lives? I'm a 22 yo virgin robot and have made some progress, not much.
personally I learned not to be so self critical and I think that's what helped me the most. I used to agonize about everything I would say or want to say and then later dwell on what I said, what I should have said etc.
I'm almost 20 and I made a huge progress in the last two years. When I turned 18 I realized I was a huge robot and had to change. I quickly turned cyborg and now I'm close to getting a gf.
I NEET'd last year. I'd smoke weed every day and think about my issues and how to improve myself. I worked on self improvement every day and being high/drunk more often than sober made me forget about depression.
I still haven't got rid of anxiety completely, but people treat me better now that I know how to behave (after a whole year of studying and researching normal people's behavior) and look better, so it's easier to be comfortable around them.
The main issue is that my personality is absolutely fake so being around people is like walking on a mine field, or playing chess. I can do it since I'm smart but it takes full concentration so I'm drained of energy all the time.
I was a serious robot until I was 25 or so. I went to nursing school of all things, and being forced to communicate with people of every type, and convince them to allow.me to work with them made me a master at human interaction.
Now I'm married, wealthy, and have kids. I'm on to new problems though, and sometimes I miss being a robot.
What made you a failure in life? What point in your life did you realize there was no hope?
I honestly think a huge part of it was being a pear shaped male. Made me so insecure throughout school, so much energy was spent just trying to cover it up.
I remember seeing the football players and thinking how I'd like to be one of them, then I thought about how fat my legs would look in the uniform and the thought never crossed my mind again.
>>28502010
There's always hope for everyone. It's just that if I try to salvage my life now it would be a shit ton of work with very little payoff.
>>28502010
go my first and only gf at 17.
Got to fuck her.
Couldn't last more than a minute.
was with her for over a year. Never managed to past over the minute while fucking her.
She eventually dumped me.
Later realized she told some people about my awful performance.
Lost confidence and I'm too scared to try again since the same could happen again.
I'm 26 now. So almost 10 years since I've got laid last.
Life sucks.
Suppose I have .22 caliber handgun or rifle. What is the way I can shoot myself in the head with one of the two, with the absolute least margin of error of it being a non-fatal wound? Which of the two is more effective in this scenario? Which ammo is ideal?
I don't want to be that guy who ends up being a vegetable because I was a newfag about angles and basic anatomy.
>>28502006
nice rare zizek
>>28502006
a .22 won't do shit so don't even try
bigger caliber
hollow points
and you want to sever your brainstem.
In through the mouth out through the middle of your head
>mum just said i can order dominos
what should i get?, im usually a cheese stuffed meat lovers man but i want to try something new
>>28501962
Man, get something you know you like.
You sound very excited and I would hate for you to try something new and then feel like shit because it's not as good as what you know already!!!
>>28501962
>1L with pineapple /pepp toppings
>side of garlic sticks
>2 liter Coke
Literally god-tier list.
>>28501962
... expand your palette man.
get a flatbread pizza with green peppers and pineapple. if you want to go full chad get olives/sundried tomatoes on it.
What is /r9k/s opinion on smoking? Im pretty addicted and have been smoking for a year. I try to Vegas respectful as possible. I always buy a coffee and sit down somewhere when I smoke. I also feel it is going to help me die young so I don't need to become a zombie.
I work in retail and we frequently get seniors whom seem like they got nothing better to do.
I hope I die before I turn 50
>>28501911
You'll regret getting into it two years from now and non-smokers will look like badasses to you. You'll see non-smokers your own age and feel twice as old and not in a good way.
>>28501944
My mom was a heavy smoker in her early 20s and she probably looks younger than most of you, she is 39 now
>>28501911
Vegas == be
Sorry
>people often try to make some little hurhur comment about what you're doing
>slept in same bed as mom at early age (5ish to 12 for me)
>subscribed to more than 3 youtube channels with a low amount of subscribers that are still active and found them on your own
>have tons and tons of qt girls faces (just their faces, because you like admiring them)
(and yes, i know experienced isn't a good word for this thread)
Yes.
Yes (and masturbated in the same bed)
Hmm.. used to, don't watch Youtube much anymore.
Does 2D count? If so yes.
Do most robots enjoy the presence of animals more than people? I do. For instance if I'm forced to go to a party with my family or something I'll always find the dog and start playing with him. Or for more rural people like me if there's any horses around I like to spend long lengths of time trying to talk and pet them.
>have tons and tons of qt girls faces (just their faces, because you like admiring them)
Still you post a pic from a whore showing her ass.
>>28501910
>>slept in same bed as mom at early age (5ish to 12 for me)
so i was not the only one
I chased a girl. Literally, as in running after her in a predatory fashion. Now that I have your attention, let me explain:
>months ago, in bleak December
>riding the bus home from work, pretty stoned
>cute girl sitting towards the front keeps looking over at me and smiling
>had no clue what to say to her, so I just kept occasionally looking over at her and kind of smiling back
>eventually we both get off at the same stop (end of the line), she didn't say anything and neither did I
>fast forward, been on NoFap for a couple weeks
>see the girl when I get on the bus again
>still no clue what to say so I don't sit near her
>eventually we come to the stop
>she gets off before me
>start walking away, but then decide "fuck it, I'll just get her attention and then figure the rest out from there"
>I turned and tried to follow her
>she walks fast though
>really fast
>only way I'm going to catch her is if I jog
>so i do
>she had too much of a headstart though
>so I broke into a sprint
A few seconds later I realized that I wasn't gonna catch her and stopped and just watched her disappear. Then I turned around and there was some old guy looking at me like I was a lunatic.
Was that alpha? If she saw me, do you think she would have been afraid or like, "swooned"?
autistic creep
>>28502096
Nah man, you weren't there. You don't get it.
>when you're so horny your thinking process is reduced to "must...breed...NOW!"
Is this what African warlords feel like?
How do I get a military bf?
>>28501895
Why do you want a military bf?
How girly is your penis?
>>28501895
1. Be near military base
Seriously single soldiers will fuck, date and marry just about anything.
>>28501895
>tfw no bf to collect milsurp and guns with
I hate the black people
Black "poople" is more like it. BRING BACK JIM CROW!
You should hate jews. Because they're the ones posting all this shit to get you to hate blacks.
>>28502307
>>28501643
Rude. Tbfh
how to get over feels and oneitis - just follow a qt streamer on twitch.
listening to a chick's voice just helps.
that's all it is. and now you're not thirsty just to talk to your "oneitis".
>>28501630
>Watching a streamer just because they're a girl
baka desu senpai
>>28501689
or you can follow a qt guy if you're a girl.
point is to get over yourself and "oneitism".
and by subbing you help the streamer anyway, so its a win win.
>>28501630
I can't stand girl streamers they annoy the shit out of me.
I'm bi though. Probably just gay in denail
Little Caesars keeps mentioning their "deep" pizza, but how deep can pizza be? Go at it
here is the original photo. I will dm best posts to little caesars and show results
deep pizza requires deep though
I'm waiting for a response
Just went to my 10 year high school reunion.
>rent nice tux
>tell myself it will be fun
>show up alone (obviously)
>kind of stand around for 30 minutes, trying to see if any of the other spergs I hung out with showed up
>eventually one does
>I go up and say hi
>somehow he doesn't recognize me, even though I'm not fat and still have my hair (the same could not be said for him)
>remind him of who I am
>it registers, he asks if I'm doing some AV job (we were both in the AV club and I always was little bit ahead of everyone else)
>tfw I've stacked cans at Safeway for the past 9 years
>lie and say I got fired from my last job, in between jobs right now
>after literally 90 seconds of talking, he says he sees someone and drifts off
>none of the other spergs show
>watch all the popular kids/normies laughing it up, having a grand ol' time
>walk to the bathroom on the other side of campus, lock myself in and yell
>look in the mirror and tell myself I have to make this work (whatever that means), that there's still time
>head back
>it has started to clear out
>some borderline-chad asks me who I am
>tell him
>asks me what I do for a living
>decide to just be honest
>"oh" he says
>but he doesn't care enough to feel that disgusted, cause really he just wants to tell anyone and everyone that he has a publishing deal
>there's a circle of people talking that I walk up to, one guy kind of dominating conversation
>I think of a few witty remarks to add, know I'll just get weird glares (already getting a few just for being in the circle), decide to just keep mouth shut
>lurk around til there are literally 9 people left, they all talk to each other but no one will voluntarily talk to me
>realize I don't want to be the last one there
>get in my shitty 20 year old car and drive off
I don't know what I expected, but that was horrible. It was jarring, remembering the future I imagined as a hopeful beta, and the future that actually happened.
Weren't the geeks supposed to come out on top?
>Weren't the geeks supposed to come out on top?
Only the smart ones buddy
>>28501438
>he says he sees someone and drifts off
Who? Who could he have possibly seen that justified abandoning you? Spergs are supposed to stick together. He should have invited you into the fold. Even if you're no longer close and you'll never see each other again, shielding each other from loneliness and complete loserdom is an unwritten sperg rule.
>look in the mirror and tell myself I have to make this work (whatever that means), that there's still time
Probably the saddest thing I've read on this site in a long time. I can relate too well.
>>28501438
mine was 2 years ago and I didn't even bother going because it would have went about like that
