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>ywn be a hero
>even if you had the chance to be one, you'd probably fuck it up
>>25053207
are you implying shinji is a hero?
>>25053225
Probably. The thread wasn't meant to be about him though.
>>25053261
actually the
>even if you had the chance to be one, you'd probably fuck it up
line describes him perfectly
Should robots pretend to be gay to get a christian woman?
>On the surface, the question seems simple enough: "Are you sexually attracted to your wife?" That's what I asked 34-year-old Joshua Weed during a phone call. He breathed in deep. "That's a really difficult question," he said. "It's hard to say that with clarity." Weed is sexually attracted to men, but he's married to a woman. "I love her very much and we do have a very good sex life," he said. "I think she's beautiful." But he adds: "I'm gay."
https://archive.is/Fm3Jn
>>25053202
I think you should get a life
>>25053202
You could pretend to be christian to bespoil those pious, singing girlies lined up along the pew
>even gay guys are doing better with women than you
>be me
>been hard flirting with this 6/10 qt female
>im at her house
>we are laying in her bed watching a movie
>cuddling and shit
>she looks at me in the eyes
>whispers in my ear
>"anon, rape me"
>panic, don't know what to do
>spergcontrol on overdrive
>punch her in the face
>she almost recoils off the bed
>"ANON, WHAT THE FU-"
>doors slam, i'm already out of the house
>keep running all the way home
>I've never ran before in my entire life
It's been almost 2 weeks, i haven't been on skype, steam or my phone since and i don't know where to go from here.
lol u srs nig?
You dodged a bullet man. Never fuck a girl who asks you to rape her. Better to be charged with actual assault than falsely charged with rape
>>25052933
but i don't wanna stay a virgin forever
i feel like should just fucking an hero right now
Should I just kill myself, my man?
Why kill yourself when you can kill other people?
>>25052995
This.
Why kill yourself when you could be Anon the ripper?
>>25052995
this tbhfam
just don't take it out on other robots, make roasties suffer
>She just ignores your text
Why do I invest so much in what this girl thinks of me? It's terrible to have your self esteem tied to a girl. I'm done. I'm living for me from this point on.
Who else here not mad at women but renouncing them because they're sick of their shit?
>oneitis calls me and tries to cheer me up after I failed an important exam
>wants to go out
>never hear from her again
seriously? she doesnt answer when I call and I havent seen her for 2 months... it would be nice to meet her from time to time, but I guess that fantasy is over.
just kill me
>>25052855
This TO BE QUITE FUCKING HONEST LADDIE
>>25052855
Give her time. Women rarely respond immediately.
>There are people on /r9k/ who unironically think that girl roasties are better than boy pussy
I mean COME ON. It's 2015.
Y'all gonna be confused
>>25053416
you do this for a living?
>>25053449
Nope, wish I could, but I need more skills
How do i convince my GF that she should RP like a little school girl during sex?
Have you tried asking her nicely?
Tell her you're a pedophile.
>>25052781
I'm afraid she would freak out senpai :(
>"Teehee, are you man enough for us, Anon?!"
probably not, please let me go home now
Why don't we find out ;)
Depends on if your hymens are intact
>You are so smart anon
>There is somebody out there for you
>Just be yourself
Why did they lie to us?
>>25051837
>You are so smart
I want to punch everyone-and I mean EVERYONE in the face who told me this.
>anon you're so smart, you just don't try
STOOOOOOPPPPPP
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP TELLING ME THIS
STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I AM FUCKING
T R Y I N G
YOU TOLD ME YOU'D SUPPORT ME AS LONG AS I TRIED MY BEST
AND WHEN I TRY MY BEST AND GET AN 80
YOU TELL ME I'M NOT TRYINNNNGNGNGNGN
I actually am smart though.
there's been an awakening.... have you felt it?
>>25051436
go fuck yourself you faggot
>>25051436
Too vascular.
Also, that's like 5 inches tops.
>>25051487
how do u know 3410
Post songs that give you comfy, depressing, eerie, lonelyness, voidness, cheer you up, despair, hope, etc.. feels
I'll start by posting a song from last thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AwyQjgAM-0
>>25051259
>a bunch of contradictory shit in the OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABGiqizwCso
very lonely, but oddly comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uUkP37y8RE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKEXGRJSN4s
this was my go-to breakup song for a while
Icanf fucking sleep and half to be up for my job in 3 hours. Why am I fucking working
Help me stay up and shit post with me familia.
>>25051234
inb4 wagekek
I'll post the good stuff. Good luck robit
Ok new thread topic dubs and I'll slice my arm open at my fucking loser job.
Every single girl that I know, that is at least a 7, is seeing someone. Every. Single. One. Of. Them. In fact, not once in my entire life have I ever met an attractive girl who was single. Not once.
I just don't get it. I mean, you'd expect there to be at least some attractive girls who are single for a time after they break up with their previous partners, but no. It's like it takes 0.3 seconds for them to find a new guy. That's the window every other guy has to try and get in.
The window is not 0.3s, it is 0. They don't find someone quickly after breaking up, they already had one backup ready to go, and some ideas for plan c and d.
>>25051236
This. Attractive women are never single unless they're religious or a slut.
I live in a smaller town. Even every 5/10 taken. I don't even have that high of standards. Is it so much to ask for to want a gf who isn't a landwhale or a single mother?
>mfw roastie white girls try and put down Asian females the obviously superior woman
How do white girls live knowing they'll never, EVER compete?
>>25050725
i ask the same about white men
>>25050777
So...your train of thought it pretty much this?
>mfw chad white guys try and put down Asian males, the obviously superior man
For the 2nd time. Damn it.
>tfw you dropped out of college
>>25050664
At least you aren't my cousin who failed the same class twice and it was the only one he took this semester to graduate. He dun fucked up.
>>25050716
Your right, how do you fail your only class? Does he have a full time job?
