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20 year old manlet here.
How do I get my beard to grow in better? I can grow a beard but it's patchy as fuck. I want to have a full thick beard, but the best I can do that isn't patchy is growing a goatee.
Just stick with the goatee and mustache, man. It looks decent.
You COULD try rubbing Rogaine on your face but I don't know if that's safe. It might cause issues. I wouldn't recommend it.
>20 years old
you wait till you're fucking older
beards are ugly
>use to be in a famous Japanese girl group
>got kicked out for underaged smoking and fucking old guys >got pregnant soon after
>tfw no cute Japanese single mother to love
Wouls you man up and take care of this child?
>>28621524
well I'm a 29yo neet so I can't take care of a child whether I want to or not, really
>>28621563
But she's so pretty and her jap baby daddy is a dead beat. She needs you.
No. I also hate Asians so it's not even something I would consider.
>tfw actually starting to get emotional comfort from a 2D anime girl
Please tell me I'm not the only one
Man I can't even find 3D attractive anymore, I've been living in a 2D fantasy bubble for a couple years now. I don't think it's healthy.
>>28621519
You're waifu a shit
And she doesn't exist
I don't know about emotional comfort, but I get a lot of sexual comfort from 2D anime girls, if you know what I mean.
any of you robutts saying vidya games?
It's 11pm and I'm comfy in bed with some coffee playing N64 games.
feels good knowing even if my life is boring and shit, I got my vidya.
>>28621514
I'm killing time with the new doom until midnight and I'm gonna read some reviews on the new home front game. I'm hoping it's good but my expectations are low
>>28621770
i I'll be honest when I say that I haven't been keeping up with new games as of late. New Doom looks great, and a new home front game caught me off guard considering I don't think the first one was popular, and I actually bought the first one.
>>28621822
I literally had no clue that it was coming out until this morning when I read about it. I think I'm just killing time until final fantasy and no man's sky come out and then I'll probably be set for a while
![13118185_1081259591915075_1872061614_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kmG3Yys.jpg "13118185 1081259591915075 1872061614 n[1]")
Could you walk 31.89 miles in a day?
yes? that doesn't sound fucking hard, i'm sure most new yorkers walk that much in a day
humans were made to literally walk at animals until they fell over and died of exhaustion, that aint shit
yes but why would i want to
longest i ever walked was mabey 3 miles.
but one time i rode my bike about 25 miles.
Anyone know how I can get into contact with Doj!
I need to ask him a few questions
why don't you ask me a few questions instead
you will be cucked hardcore like a fuckin' traffic accident
old women will look at you and cross themselves
we are talking old-world shit here
>>28621387
no
i need to speak to doj
>>28621331
come on anons help me out
omegle thread
dont forget to be original
tags are r9k, omegler9k, r9komegler, ROBOT9001.
>no one uses the mic
>everyone skips me
y-yeah this was a good idea
dead tags, no ones on but black boxes
>3.8 high school gpa
>2.6 freshman year uni gpa
i thought i could make it
no employer gives a shit about your gpa just pass your courses and maybe do some community service and you'll be gucci
don't beat yourself up too bad. this is really, really common for people just starting at Uni. Now you know what's expected of you and you can do better sophomore year.
My first year I did really shit, but I've come back around now. I went from a 2.8 to a 3.5 in two semesters!
>4.24 high school gpa, straight As, got into ivy league college
>3.1 college gpa, about to graduate
Just kill me.
Women don't want you because you're the weakest of the weak.
It's just natural selection.
Are you really going to fight mother nature?
Most robots are fairly attractive and physically fit. The no gf thing has mainly to do with lack of social skills which is now needed to form relationships and produce offspring.
In cave man times you could just rape someone, and viola, your genes live on.
>>28621246
why can't these manboys accept the plain truth?
>Are you really going to fight mother nature?
Yes
Fuck the world, it gave birth to the piece of shit that is me, I have every right to fuck it up in any way possible.
>i cant think of anything to say so ill call him edgy or post le hat meme
>tfw you will never experience the life of an alpha normalfag who has a beautiful girl, lots of money, good looks, social skills, and sexual prowess
Do you think it's as great as it seems?
I think yes, it's fucking great.
i want to punch you people
stop making me feel shit
Every day I understand St. Elliot a little bit more.
I FUCKING SNAPPED TODAY AND BROKE MY MAC AND MY PHONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28621063
Why do you have nail polish
>>28621077
TAKE A GUESS
Don't mute me
>>28621077
Must be the moodswings from his HRT.
>>28621060
She looks my assistant nurse wtf
She's a lesbian don't even bother.
>>28621165
>lesion
Tell that to Sammy boi :)
She may be dead
ITT: We name badass characters and describe them to sound not so badass.
I'll start.
>retarded alien with super tard strength
>>28621028
Toburo
Magical detective.
prolly gay nigga that takes insults about his hair too seriously.
Daily reminder that even niggers can acceptably like anime and still be more alpha than you cucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isM-r6B1wz4
normies nowadays are no strangers to weebshit, it has been that way ever since they invaded vidya
see: pewdiepie
>>28621046
>>28621013
his girlfriend btw
lmao you guys mad cucked
>>28621013
Why are so many of them weebs? It doesn't seem like something their families would want them into and they'd probably get beaten up for it in the ghetto.
I unironically want to eat people
>have to be at work at 8:00 am
>it's now 12:04 am and I'm still up
who /absolute madman/ here?
I knew a girl who wanted to do that. She was a psychopath.
>>28621005
Shut up and let me taste your liver
