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>You have less control over your life than you think.
>Don't fall for the "you can achieve anything" meme.
>However, do not take this to be an excuse for not trying to change your life.
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so..... what am I meant to do?
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>>28626409

Just go on living, but I was trying to illustrate that you don't have to keep beating yourself up for your past "failures". It is a meme to think your past failures are entirely your fault.
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I've come to realize that my enemy is not normies, chads, stacies, jews, the world. It's me. Which is the reason I fight. I want fists powerful enough to beat myself and become stronger. I want to surpass myself little by little, day by day. Become my own ray of sunshine, so I can make myself happy no matter what.

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How can women even compete? Boys are so much better at serving the needs of men in every way
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>>28626292
Not enough hip and ass.
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>>28626292
where the fuck do i find a boy like the one in your pic, finding an attractive woman is way easier
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>>28626376
I'm in North Texas

ITT: we post
>how long we've been on the internet
>how long we've been on 4chan
>how long we've been on r9k
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>Since 1999
>Since 2012
>6 days
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>11 years
>7 years
>2.5 years

or something like that. I'm 19
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>>28626178
>2007
>2007
>2014

hard knock life

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DesktopThreadd
just fuking post them lads
also anime post anime and cute images
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i cant do it all myself someone post anime before its too late
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Fixed Arizona
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war becomes helllll
I can sit in my thread forever and ever
that is a threat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w8I2bfCm4c

what /r9k/ think of /pol/ girls?
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>>28626094
I agree with some of her videos, mostly the fat and feminism stuff.

And I would put my penis inside her
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>>28626094
Dumb attention whores like any other woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE3I7hOguU8

the only difference is that they know that not many women browse pol or other stormfag sites, and so they are able horde as many dumb betas to themselves as possible

don't fall for their ruse, robots
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>>28626094

Holy shit. She's the fucking perfect girl. WHAT THE FUCK

I NNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

All i want is a qt closeted cross-dressing robot fuck-friend.

He doesn't have to pass, as long as he's willing to shave body hair, is smaller than 6'2, and has a dick smaller than 5".

We could hang out as friends, and I would protect him and be nice to him, while asserting my dominance. Everyone would think we're just introverted buddies, but in the privacy of my apartment, he would dress up like a girl... i'd kiss him, spank him, and make sweet sweet butt-love to him.

This is the only way i can imagine feeling sympathy towards another human being anymore. Just me and my sissy friend, looking into the sunset together.
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>>28626060

hahahaahahahahahhaaahahah. fag
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does he have to be closeted?
cause i kinda just like crossdressing all the time
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>>28626093
yes, that's a big part of it for me, for some reason. that it's our secret and no one knows...

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Childhood stories?


>be 7
>brother is 8
>we "sword fight" using our dicks while in bed one time

This is normal brotherly shit right? We're 31 and 32 now, this incident has never been mentioned.
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i never did that or any weird sexual/pseudosexual shit i can remember with my brother but ive heard of way worse.

so you're probably fine. i wouldn't tell people about it.
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>>28626030
>He remembers
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>>28626072
Do you think so? I hope fucking not.

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How do I go about finding someone to be with when I am 2 scared to talk to most people and cant even bring my self to go outside alone
Im so alone please send help
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>>28625971
You don't. If you walk up to someone saying hi lets talk, they're going to think you are weird.

To find someone you need to do one of the following:
Have money and use a dating site
Have a job and flirt with a co-worker
Go to school and flirt with a student

Those are your realistic options.
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>>28626027
>Have a job and flirt with a co-worker

Not a good idea. Believe me, it's not worth the workplace drama.
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>>28625971

you don't thats really just how it works.


>>28626027
Ignore this normalfag

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>be Middle Easterner
>sign up to an internet dating service
>input preferences, input information about yourself
>the internet gods shall pluck the perfect matches from among the ocean of possibilities
>1 match, 2 matches, 4 matches, 16 matches, 64 matches...
>From: Denmark, US, Germany, France, Russia, the Ukraine
>From places I have any realistic chance of reaching in this life: 0000
>number of times I've heard the sentence "Anon, if only you'd lived here ;-;": OVER THE FUCKING CHARTS

Why is it that the world is filled with perfect girls who are IN OTHER COUNTRIES? Is this the same in every country? Are the perfect girls always "out there"? Where could they possibly be than? They have to be somewhere?
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>>28625963

she looks like she was carved out from wood
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>>28625963

hahahahaha what do you think you fucking fag, you live in the middle east

most women would be arrested for using internet dating services and placing pictures of themselves online without a veil on
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>>28625963
Where in the middle east? Can't your parents arrange a marriage for you?

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This is a text-only (you) thread.
Everyone will get a (you).
No pictures allowed.
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>>28625959
reply if youre gay heheha
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>>28625959
>No pictures allowed.
Aye you can't tell me to do
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>>28626099 (you)
I'm not gay

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>women don't like insecure men anon, just be more confident
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he must be very attractive, clean, well-groomed, love in his heart &ct.
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>>28625801
>you're chad, so you must have a great personality
this is what women mean by great personality
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>>28625801
>deep
Man has this word lost meaning.

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>tfw my little brother is dating a black girl
How do I stop this? Our pure Aryan blood is going to get ruined.
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>>28625784
>our
get laid you fucking virgin ass racist
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>>28625800
And theeeeeere's the black guy.
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Real aryans are from persian, even /pol/ says that

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>Happy with myself
>Don't mind my body
>Don't mind my personality
>Like my hobbies
>Normalfags and parents can't understand this
>Since high school I was always pushed around to change
>Now I hate myself and have no friends since I changed and my old friends (aka the 2 people i talked to) stopped talking to me because I changed
What the fuck is wrong with normalfags. Can they not comprehend that sometimes people are happy the way they are. Do they always have to help? Do they get some sense of pride from it? Don't they have any self fucking awareness or are they that delusional?
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>>28625727

we have a right to find you distasteful and, in extreme cases, repulsive

live however you want. be prepared to be alone forever, if you do
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>>28625809
And I have a right to fucking die so just end me right fucking now then instead of extending my suffering.
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>>28625809
I have the right to not give a shit. Don't like it? That sucks..

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Post in this thread if you are beyond the stage where you still whine about not having a girlfriend and instead choose to tie yourself up into a philosophical pretzel. What do you crazy motherfuckers believe? I want to hear it.
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>>28625726

What do you want to hear? People who legit believe crazy stuff won't identify it as crazy.
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>>28625765
Well I have a lot of weird ideas. Basically I believe the negative utility of mere existence is so high that suicide is a universally advisable course of action. Can I prove it? No but the other thing is I don't have to because as I do not have free will, no matter what I believe or do for that matter I can always imagine that I am blameless and its completely out of my control. This frees me up to assimilate logical inconsistencies as I please without feeling the need to reconcile them. I can even be openly hypocritical. My social programming probably necessitates that I become a worse person and therefore even should the "logic" of negative utilitarianism taken to this extreme should fail I can simply shore it up by acknowledging that I have slave morality and doing nothing about it because what do I care? I mean, I can't in the first place.
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>>28625726
I believe human existence is an inherent negative, making me extremely misanthropic. That a lone man in the wilderness can starve, die of exposure, injury, and predation is true, but the same can be said for a group of people as well, or members of any sort of society. Even in the modern world we can still suffer at the hands of nature, but the difference is that the lone man in nature won't suffer betrayal, nor hatred, nor malice, nor ignorance, because those things can only come from humans, and can only be directed at other humans.

>>28625975
Very nicely put as well.

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If you'd go blind in the next year, what would you do with it?
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>>28625723
KiII myself.
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>>28625822
This. If I can't vidya or use the Internet how I want to, why even live?
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>>28625723
>>28625822
>>28625859

/thread
Original plox roboto.

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