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>show up late 19 times in past 3 months
>boss calls me to his office
>"I'm sorry, anon. I've warned you several times about your behavior. It's not fair to your coworkers to put this kind of stress on them. You're fired. You have til the end of the day to clear out your stuff"
Like a beta I actually waited til the end of the day. I ate lunch with my coworkers, telling them about it. I even helped one unload stock. One guy even said "See you tomorrow". Not sure if I didn't tell him or if it just slipped, but it felt kind of bittersweet.
This was 2 years ago. I haven't been employed since.
1 have been fired from 6 jobs on the first day. I consider it a cosmic message
I've never been fired, but I have quit.
When I was 20 I worked at Subway. One day I had enough, and just gave my boss my two weeks notice. After one week passed I came in on the weekend to check the schedule. I wasn't on it.
That was it, came back the next week to pick up my last check. My boss was busy, quickly gave it to me. The only guy up front was my replacement, so I just left.
I've worked as a night janitor ever since. Probably will never get fired or quit, but if I do, I'll post about it here.
It is still kind of upsetting I never got to say goodbye to my coworkers, one in particular. I thought we were kind of close but neither of us has tried to contact the other , so I guess not.
>>28624031
This post has a great existential vibe to it. You could make a short movie out of it.
Post those green text stories.
Original pepperoni
Here's a greentext for you
me and my friend say "they suuuure do" irl to each other to this day
Here u hoodoo
Is Facebook a dead social media platform? I am 23 years old with about 600 people on my friends list, and hardly anybody posts anything. The only people who post things are women with low self-esteem who desperately need validation. I rarely see men posting anything ever.
What's going on this with this? Did people stop using social media?
duno i deleted it
I don't use social media but my coworkers talk of using it pretty regularly. Might just be the people you're friends with, or Facebook's algorithm decided you don't get to see the interesting content anymore.
>>28623820
NSA killed it.
Describe your life in an image /r9k/
I'm caring less and less about certain things that are supposed to be important to me
I just don't know anymore, and I don't want to know.
That's easy when you have Koskenkorva to create an original comment!
>>28623725
>>28623725
>>28623773
>>28623778
You feelin the FEELIN THAT I'M feelin man?
>I'm pretty much the perfect guy
>Never had a job
>the "poor kid" in the rich kid circle
>drives a BMW(paid for by his parents)
>studied some meaningless courses at uni
>video game nerd
>short and scrawny
Where did elliot's sense of entitlement come from? None of his attributes are attractive
Nobody really knows for sure. I'm kind of disappointed by how quickly elliot threads die now
>>28623793
What else is there to discuss?
>>28623825
Nothing really, it's an empty topic at this point. But I still miss when it was new
>Be Me
>Add Steam Friend Day after my birthdayfrom r9k
>We tell each other the key thing is to be honest and that we're both sick of people pretending to be nice and abandoning us
>Promise it wont happen here
>He opens up to me about how everyone leaves him and he's been bullied his whole life
>Talk every day for weeks
>Realize we're very relatable
>Somewhat happy he's always nice to me and wishing me the best like your typical anime
>I do the same for him
>He still is obviously sad and robotic he tells me if he ever goes to kill himself to promise not to try and stop him
>We start playing games together
>Have more fun than i've ever had with someone i've added randomly
>He drops out of university
>He tells me one day
>I'm going to kill myself tomorrow I will throw myself off a building and I wanted to say thank you for being my friend during this time. I consider you a brother.
>I'm destroyed emotionally because me and this guy are very close friends somehow but I promised him I wouldn't try to stop him
>Someone else stops him moments from him doing it
>He loses more feelings and stops being as caring and compassionate as he was at times
>Has more time on his hands becomes NEET and more robotic
>We have more time to play
>Winter break for me
>We spend every day together almost
>Wake up early because he's in Europe i'm in US
>Form a good sleeping schedule to play with him and talk to him more
>He's still very nice to me and we have the best of times
>Go back to school
>He stops trying to talk to me as much
>Starts talking about his fun watching streams and playing with others
>He only talks about his interest in Touhou and his Touhou loving friends
>Every time I ask to play
>Sorry I'm not really in the mood
>Now Playing with other people
>It's been 2 or 3 months since he sent me a message
>Every time I fall for this thinking the next one will be different
Anyone else have experiences like this?
>>28623674
He found another person he related to more and realized how worthless you really are. Won't be long until everyone else in your life realizes it too.
Shitposting thread
>>28623674
>>28623727
(You)
>be me
>tldr
nobody cares about your stupid steam problems
What is a 'chad'? How do you define 'chad'?
>>28623647
if you have opportunities for near effortless sex with girls who are 6/10+ you are chad
>>28623672
>near effortless sex with girls who are 6/10+
but nobody has that, anon.
>>28623761
>tfw I do
>tfw dont really like those girls
>tfw im sexually like women and I need to like their personalit in order to want to fuck them
>tfw only want cute and feminine girls
>tfw still a virgin
How many will it be anon?
unnnnnnnnnnh fuck
5 for me, 5 for my gf, 5 for my gf wearing a wig and a different coat, 5 for me dressed as my gf wearing a coat, 5 for both of us wearing the same coat using the dog as our face.
And i'll eat them all and still be a skeleton after, feels good man.
>>28623633
>"This place is so nasty, anon. Why did you take me here again?"
>>28623633
>getting more than 1 would be extremely humiliating
.>(ab)using sales/coupons would be extremely humiliating
>getting food at mcdonalds would be extremely humiliating
if you have any self respect left, i advise simply not going
>tfw no steam friend that likes the same exact things I do
>J U S T
What sort of things do you like? We might be kindred souls.
>>28623630
Pretty much your typical weebshit and more. What about you?
Im here to save the thread from disgusting cancer
>>28623598
>>28623630
>>28623663
disgusting!
So before you make any assumptions. 1) I don't believe that men a superior to women and I think that a movement like feminism is still necessary 2) I'm not a basement dwelling straight white male. I'm bi with a preference for guys and I haven't been 'rejected' by girls my entire life 3) I don't think that women need to live up to any standard or that they owe anything to men. No one should have a problem with fat women, women who focus on their job instead of relationships, slutty women, ect. 4) I don't consider myself a "Nice Guy", MGTOW, PUA, Gamergater, Alpha male, redpiller, MRA or a member of the manosphere or a social Darwinist. 5) I get along pretty well with my mom. 6) I've read the prominent female and feminist authors and I fucking love Gertrude Stein
With all that out of the way I can hopefully avoid some bullshit in the comments. Anyways I hate women. It's going to pretty much be impossible to avoid giving anecdotal evidence but since this is a confession and not a dissertation I don't feel that bad about it. Since I was a little kid anytime there was a girl included with my friends and I it meant that there was going to be drama and suffering. At least at western schools the girls were much crueler than the guys, a few of my friends today are convinced that the girls in middle school kicked them in the nuts so many times that there's practically no chance they'll be able to have kids. In high school I saw a
(cont)
continuation of girls separating groups of friends and being purposely cruel. A girl who I knew constantly shit on my friend who she was dating and then immediately broke up with him when a guy she liked more arrived to town. At parties I saw girls encourage guys to fight each other, this was also where they would get drunk and commonly refer to people as "faggots". Thought the second hand accounts were more brutal than anything I saw. I had a girl tell me about a fight she got in with another girl which resulted in a miscarriage. Like I said before I don't think that women "owe" men anything however that's difficult to explain to someone who's been rejected for their entire life. A friend of mine, David, had been rejected all throughout his life by more than just women. Over winter break of senior year he shot himself in the head.
When trying to get a girlfriend in college I began to feel similarly to have David must have. During middle school I was bullied by a group of girls. Their Names were Harley, Sam, and Taylor. They begun to call me woody, after I made a joke about having a boner to a male friend. Eventually the entire school was calling me woody. I had to explain what it meant to the principal and my mom. They also abused me physically, in the classroom Harley especially would hit me in the face and crotch whenever she could. This eventually led to me developing a nice ballbusting and humiliation fetish. Yay!
I'm not trying to a complete dickhead but I have some pretty strange interests which you could call 'obscure', which I'm very passionate about. I really like math, D.I.Y music, Cassette culture, literature, programming, Dwarf Fortress, and A.I. I know alot about all of these topics and in the past I've encountered both men and women who have similar interests. The women however always seem to have a more superficial interest in whichever topic we're discussing.
Cont
Having a blossoming interest in something is not a bad thing of course but most of the women I've met who don't know very much about something... act like experts in it. Take this for example. I went to a programming event recently. There were about 30 people there and about 8 of them were women, no problem right? One of these women sat next to me and took out a laptop covered with stickers like "Go-Code MVP" which is a coding event, cool right? Well the time came for everyone to introduce themselves and as it turns out not a single one of the women present knew how to code except for one which knew HTML which is a VERY basic language. As the event went on some of the girls grouped together and corralled a young man into considering joining a team with them for a local coding event.
Every woman I've ever met has been either cruel, dishonest, or intellectually disinterested. Every time I meet someone who seems like an exception they turn out not to be. As I said before I'm bi but I'm not really interested in a relationship with a guy. I plan on devoting the rest of my life to my interests and my hobbies.
>>28623477
>>28623499
>>28623517
This is extremely intense
normie chad here.
how can I be of assistance?
By posting Doggo
>>28623326
Define Chad in your own words
>>28623342
how's this?
am I doing it right?
Male avatar thread. I'm especially interested in pics of Adachi. It will ween you guys off of anime girls.
Heres one for luke scaroni from vista, in case youre out there.
Kenneth is a filthy negro who needs to die.
Signed, Justin
>>28623514
oops here it is, fucking faggots, I hope you die and one day imma rule over your racially inferior asses
here it is, hope you all die, you filthy niggers and spics and coal burners and faggots and race traitors
Who here's isolated by their intelligence/desire to learn?
Now before you all start your fedora tipping memes, I don't think I'm some genius, but I won't be glib at the fact that I'm smart, and it's always led to me being unable to relate to my friends.
I would like science, they would like superhero movies. I paid attention in physics, they'd fuck about. I'd try to talk to them about something like the LHC, they'd get bored and want to talk about WoW or drugs.
I fucking tried for years to like the same stuff. I saw the boring movies, I played the redundant games, but I could just never relate. The joy I got every time a new discovery was made in physics or chemistry was comparable to them finding out Spiderman was in the new Captain America movie. I just felt like they cared more about an easy life than one where you can learn and better yourself intellectually. There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not one that I could relate to.
That was high school. I'm 18 now, moving into electrical engineering at college next year... who knows, might meet people more on my level.
You should be majoring in a pure science, no one in engineering gives a fuck about anything besides making money
>>28623323
for my whole life I've always considered the assimilation of intelligence as one of the highest purposes and learning made me so happy. I am sure you'll meet more like-minded people in your university as it helps to filter out the idiots
>>28623323
>I'm 18 now
stopped reading... but the damage had already been done
Fembot feels: rare yandere edition
> being creepy as usual
> spend another night cyberstalking oneitis
> dig through his dad's records because I'm good like that and bored as fuck
> turns out the dad used to stalk the shit out of his gf a while back
> looks so beta and unassuming
> realize his fine ass creepy son is likely a chip off the old block
> realize I'll never make his father proud by being a better stalker than his son ever could be
> tfw I'll never be a part of their lewd beta family even though I was a perfect match
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>28623198
Why do people like that game anyway? Just for Bluehair McLesbian?
Because I'd like it just for that if internet pictures didn't exist.
>>28623259
It was just a comfy game. You shouldn't take it so seriously, phamily.
>Fembot feels
whore thread
shouldn't you be sucking dick for a bag of chips?
Whats the most effective way to kill yourself?
Bonus points for minimal pain/look accidental.
>shooting through the temple
>shooting through the mouth
>hanging
>jumping off tall building
>swimming out to see until exhaust
>overdose on some meds
>other
british gas?
im going for a drowning if things dont turn out the way i want them too
>>28623183
Many say drowning is the most painful way to die
