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I've written my note, I've taken lethal doses of antidepressants. Soon I will have a seizure, heart attack, or both.
How are you Anons doing?
>Pic related
A dumb quote I like from Karl Pilkington in my note.
>>28623121
>I've taken lethal doses of antidepressants
0/10 been done before
alright let us know how it goes
my note will read as follows;
'I'm not sorry for anything, please burn my shit'
>tfw i got my proxy banned from /sp/ for 3 days
guess i'm here for a while
Don't worry, we love /sp/!
>>28623130
glad to hear it
I stopped going on /sp/ in 2012, after the mods totally fucked it up and turned it into nothing but generals.
Used to be one of the best boards on the net.
>eat but still feel unfulfilled
>drink but still feel thirsty
>live but don't feel alive
>sleep but don't feel rested
>spend time on hobbies but don't feel enjoyment
is this some sort of mental illness. no matter what I do I feel empty and unsatisfied.
Yes, anon. I believe it's called "depression".
>>28623050
Yes, anon. I believe it's called "postmodernism".
You might be a god damn dracula
anyone got shit teeth here?
>my teeth is so bad im afraid to open my mouth and talk to people
>cant afford braces
fukkkk
My teeth are straight and healthy (never had a cavity in my life) but they are chronically yellow in spite of brushing three times a day and very rarely drinking soda. Also, the enamel is wearing thin and they are becoming just slightly opaque at the very edges.
I guess I just have shit enamel genetics.
I have straight white teeth but I have two fake teeth. I mean they look good and real but still :/
>>28623018
>teeth permanently yellow because retarded child me didn't brush his teeth
>front teeth permanently stained into a darker grey color from mouthwash dentist gave me post-cleaning
>parents never did follow-up appointment because lolinsurance
>my enamel is shit and hurts on occasion; avoid actual apples at all costs
>one of my right molars is still a baby tooth at age 23; no adult tooth grew under it so no wisdom tooth shit done
>would probably taste like garbage even after brushing teeth
At least I already have zero percent chance of getting in a relationship with anybody
GUYS I FOUND THE BEST TREATMENT YET TO CURE ROBOTDOM
take a high dose of:
phosphatidylserine - 400mg
Krill oil - 8 capsules
Per day
>>28622993
What does this do
>>28623005
>what does it do?
Best bet of curing robotdom
"guys just take these pills just trust me dont worry"
>tfw no one-hit wonder bf
>tfw no agile bf
>tfw miss laying on my qt bf
>tfw no gf
We all have problems, but a shitposting won't solve jack shit.Karl Pilkington
I can't take it anymore /r9k/. seeya in the news, check singaporean news tonight.
lighting myself on fire. seeya.
https://youtu.be/hAbV8GdNivc
>>28622895
op plz don't. burning sucks I got badly burned years ago and it's totally ruined my life. There's a good chance you'll survive at least a couple days, which is the worst torture in the world.
Bosting in historic thread
godspeed anon
>>28622933
How did you get burned? Are you very disfigured?
Morning anon... Uwa~
Did you sleep ok?
>>28622755
I slept ok light of my life <3
go drink some bleach
>>28622755
>>28622800
is this a face r8 thread?
i give you a 0/10. ok now my turn
AskWomen had a thread titled "What's one thing you judge men for that you don't like to admit?"
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/4c1dce/whats_one_thing_you_judge_men_for_that_you_dont/
>I judge men who require a higher level of criteria from the women they date than they themselves demonstrate. Physical, financial, social. Yeah, maybe if you're 38, broke, balding, out of shape, take the bus, seem to own only 3 shirts, etc., then yeah, you're not going to appeal to some 27 year old gal who makes it to the gym 4x a week and spends hours on her appearance while having a job that makes as much or more as you do.
>This is a tough one to describe, but there is a thing that some men do that is like they... say things they think women want to hear? It's like fedora-tipping IRL or something. They'll claim that they're a feminist/ have sisters so know women/ are sensitive/ are courteous... or things that they, well, think the woman they're talking to wants to hear.
Height.
>It really isn't a judgement as much as it is a reaction. I don't know why, but when I see a tall guy, like over 6'3, my vagina automatically flexes and gets wet. I'm not even exaggerating.
That isn't to say I have something against shorter guys. I've seen lots of hot short guys who I would date in a minute, but I've never had that sort of automatic reaction just by seeing them on the street.
>>28622671
>>This is a tough one to describe, but there is a thing that some men do that is like they... say things they think women want to hear? It's like fedora-tipping IRL or something.
That's exactly why they go on those women specific subs though. It's a circle jerk. I've tried reading those a few times to get an idea what women think and it's just catty women and those fadora tippers they described on there, and probably a few guys pretending to be females. Now that I think about it, it's probably some of you robots pretending to be girls on there.
>>28622671
>balding
Do women understand that balding isn't a choice? It's not something we can control?
Because sometimes I think they don't. As evidenced by how she sticks it between 'broke' and 'out of shape'.
But heaven forbid you judge a woman for being overweight, which is 100% controllable.
>tfw 6'3
Feels good
Anyone else sick of how people on the internet now seriously believe
"Why x is y?"
is correct syntax for a question?
It's such a fucking Eastern European mistake, but it's EVERYWHERE now.
I a niggie dialect that caught on among white people for some reason.
And I think people generally say "why x BE y?"
I though it was only used in memes, but I actually hear people, mostly teenagers, speaking like that
>>28622695
It's a niggie dialect*
>>28622648
It really doesn't matter that it isn't "correct." Language is a living thing and if the users of a language like something then it'll stay in and propagate. Right or wrong has nothing to do with it.
Try and debunk this roasties and reddit, you cant.
>She likes to be dominated, degraded, or used.
(this eliminates about 90% of the female population already)
>She has skype, whatsapp, kik, or snapchat filled with dozens of guys that message her.
>She has tinder, okcupid, or any dating apps or website profiles.
>She thinks theres nothing wrong with flirting.
>Shes attracted to assholes or men who show dominance over others, even worse if she thinks (because she feels) theres nothing wrong with it.
>She has tattoos, piercings other than ears, unnatural neon colored dyed hair, or has non medical plastic surgery or wants it.
>She has had more than 3 sex partners by 21, 5 by 25, 7 by 28, or more than 10 after 30.
(these numbers are generous)
>She drinks or smokes a lot, she constantly needs to show off her body for attention.
>She cant put down her cell phone. She has had an abortion.
>She is an extrovert.
>She doesnt believe in marriage or doesnt want a long term relationship or doesnt want to be boyfriend or girlfriend with someone they like because they like playing the field.
Feel free to add anything to it robotbros
>>28622639
I came in expection to insult your neckbeard powers but I actually have to agree on this. If you see any of these (except maybe extrovert) stay the fuck away
>>28622639
She's a virgin
She's never had a one-night stand
She's never been chokefucked
She's never been too sore to sit after being fucked for a night
She's never been fingered by a drunk girlfriend
She's never tasted another man's cum
Her nipples and belly button aren't pierced
She doesn't drink whiskey
>>28622849
>you see any of these (except maybe extrovert) stay the fuck away
Being an extrovert is forgivable btw, but barely.
Youre setting yourself up for disaster by dating an extrovert girl instead of an introvert. All extroverts are automatically normies or failed normies regardless of gender. While females cant be robots, introverted women are more naturally inclined to have the qualities and thought patterns of robots.
Also by dating an extrovert youre asking for someone who needs constant validation, attention and approval not only from you but from other people too. They CAN NOT take care of their self the same way an intovert can and recquire numerous people and conditions just to be happy as opposed to being happy with the person theyre with and who they are like an introvert would more likely and readily understand.
#VentYourRent
SJWs back at it again
>>28622625
cannabutter is fucking dark green
>>28622656
Tumblrinas don't know that
WHY CAN'T I ENJOY THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME GAME? I'M THE ONLY ONE OF ALL OF MY "FRIENDS" WHO DOESN'T LIKE IT AND I WANT TO LIKE IT SO I CAN FIT IN BETTER BUT I FUCKING CAN'T IT'S FUCKING BABY SHIT AND BORING
FUCK
tracer is best girl
my whole future is riding on playing this game on a professional level
i literally have no other hope or i kill myself
Don't worry it will be gone soon. The only thing keeping it afloat is hype and post purchase rationalization.
Who here is into femdom? None of that pegging and strapon shit though.
>>28622574
tfw when a qt girl will never sit on your face
>>28622594
It's not like any of you pathetic betas were ever going to dominate a woman anyway. At least maybe this way you'll get a girl to touch your dick.
>>28622614
The only thing disgusting neets are allowed to kiss other than their mistresses cunts.
anyone else here /abused/ when they were younger? i used to get raped by my 2 older sisters when i was younger....
any stories?
>>28622540
Greentext
That
Shity
Jesus Christ, dude. You have to put at least a little more effort into your begging for jerkoff material thread. This is so fucking transparent it's actually offensive. Go blow your load and come back when you're able to post a thread worth half a shit.
I was molested by every priest in the Vatican (where I lived) before I was kicked out for speaking tongue because Satan possessed me anus and lured in priests and choir boys.
After that I spent 17 years in Afghanistan being molested and abused by the soldiers of Saddam Hussein.
