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today is boring so let's do this again
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orignialy3we
posting another in this very original r9k thread
>>28629593
8/10
Tbh senpai
Here come dat original comment o shit waddup
ITT we share stories about sluts and cucks
Pictures included but try to find new content to post.
>>28629580
Well this is awkwardess
I cucked some faggot 2 weeks ago. AMA
>>28631023
Did you as the bull enjoy him watching you fuck his gf? Were you staring into his eyes while performing the act?
if you flip the switch you will die in your sleep the following night
do you flip it?
In my mind I said no, then I realized there's no reason in living so I would
would there be any sweeter relief than just passing peacefully in your sleep?
I flip your switches bitches!
>teacher unironically calls on me to answer questions again
>always stutter, talk really fast and start sweating
>she can audibly and visibly see this, yet continues to do it every lesson
Don't fall for the college meme, its a worse version of highschool
And life is worse than that :^)
>>28629555
Just don't go to class, it's not like you have to.
I passed three classes last semester where my professors saw me exactly twice.
Once during the first lecture and once at the exam.
>about to graduate
>decide to take french courses to fill the timetable
>french teacher is a cutie pie, has a great personality, used to play volleyball and can speak french and invoke french accented imperfect english at will
>uncharacteristically crush on her and plan to take another 2 years of french
Oh, academia, how could you have failed me so? At least I can properly appreciate the melancholy now.
>Popeyes runs out of chicken >"I caint feed muh family!"
https://youtu.be/8pyW6w5B7Aw
>Tonight costumers were clucking they're disapproval
GOD
DAMN
IT
>lived near compton a few years back
>on one street there was a popeyes and church's right next to each other, and right across the street directly facing them was a KFC
>all three places thrived
Shit was surreal.
>those shiteating white girls ' grins at the end
Max kek.
>says he's into japanese "culture"
>he's just into naruto and fucking visual novels
Oh look another fembots thread. How exciting.
>>28629418
>tfw genuinely obsessed with certain aspects of Japanese culture
>tfw girls only care about anime
>>28629418
I'm into shinto. I like Japan's version of hollidays. I like Japan's food. I like their focus on tech. I like a lot of the music from them that I've heard. I like their language. I've heard theres alot of problems in their workforce. I'll never attend school there so it's useless to think about. I like JRPGs and anime.
Overall I'm a weeb without much knowledge of the subjects I like.
Why exactly do you care about this.
>at store to buy cigarettes and alcohol
>go to pay
>the qt cashier is talking to her male co-worker
>the co-worker whispers something while looking at me
>she starts laughing
>asks for my ID
>she is still laughing
>pay, say nothing and go outside and cry
WILL THIS SHIT EVER END
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28629347
If the store is a chain, send an email to corporate about what happened. Be polite, but say you were "Gravely offended by the insensitive remarks made about [insert topic you were thinking they were laughing at you about and stick to it] by the cashier working at [time]."
Be sure to give location. Pick something like homosexuality or racism as the topic of the mockery.
>>28629412
This OP
In all honesty they were probably laughing at something else but had to make eye contact with you since you were standing there as a customer. Either way if you want follow this posters reply and ruin their lives, who cares.
This is the problem. Some of you robots think everyone is talking about you, or looking at you, or making fun of you. If you truely are a robot people will not look at you twice, let alone engage in convo aboit you. Stop thinking the world revolves around how you look or behave or your pony bag or whatever really. No one really cares about this shit.
Stop staring at me creep, I'm just here to run
>>28629340
You're here to attract a mate you fucking slut.
>I'm sorry, for staring. It's just people come from around the world to look at natural wonders like the grand Canyon, northern lights, and Niagara Falls. I can't break my neck a little, to look a natural beauty, such as your self?
>tips bucket hat
I've actually said this before.
>>28629538
How's the restraining order treating ya?
what games do robots play?
just started playing this its p cool
>>28629275
are you considered a normie if you play mainstream games?
t. hearthstone/LoL user
>>28629275
All I play is stellaris and war thunder
>>28629275
Red orchestra is too hard for me, I always die
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
Come reinvigorate the saddest chatroom to exist.
Play jams
Enjoy Jams
Wallow in self pity
absolutely shameless self bumpity bump
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NO ADDED CONTENT
please dump memes in this thread
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>>28629205
bump cause it's pretty cool
/r9k/ pupper thread
ITT: Puppers
Post your puppers, rate anon's puppers.
No quirky snek or ferret or any of that shit, puppers exclusively.
Check out my pupper.
>>28628990
Nice pupper, very pretty. This is a very original comment
>>28629037
Is that your dogo, anon?
>>28629079
Yeah she is, she's 13ish though so she's getting old. ;_;
Why are so many fembots underaged? Why are there so little older fembots?
because once a girl reaches 18 she has all the dick and attention she could ever need
>>28628989
The older ones don't contactfag or attention whore because we are relatively sane and don't want you.
>>28629022
I'm not the fembot in the op image, she got added to a robot skype group and now I'm pissed because all these underage fembots keep violating my safe space
Rate my drawing that I wasted my 10 hours on
>>28628844
I think it's good cuz you got the technique of form down (with the head and hair) and creatively those are pretty neat eyes
>>28628927
thanks senpai
i was gonna kill myself but you saved my life with your heart warming comment
looks pretty kawaii.
>2016
>Not being a REAL man
What the fuck is wrong with you? Just settle down. There's plenty of great girls you're over looking just because they have kids!!!
>>28628820
thanks for making me laugh anon. needed this.
>>28628820
What if the father died?
Yeah bros. I lick a black BOYS cum out of my woman every night because I'm more of a man than he'll ever be.
I proudly sleep in my REAL MAN shed every night because it sets me apart from inferior boys like Tyrone. My wife's sons act out sometimes and make fun of me but I know that's just because they're threatened by my masculinity.
>you'll never shoot random normies at uni while "Pumped up kicks" is playing in the background
Hug me robots
>>28628815
What's your excuse for not doing this op?
>>28628834
>no access to guns
>too much of a pussy anyway
>>28628815
>you want to kill random normies a who never did anything to you
Rot in hell, they just want to live their life and complete their aspirations
