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Just donated my last $5 to Bernie, anyone willing to match me?
>>27547454
Do what you must, Hillary will be president.
>>27547454
Fuck now i'm gonna have to buy another trump hat.
>>27547454
Why isn't Bernie self funding his campaign?
ITT: Post your real name and rate other people's names.
My name is Anthony.
Busmaster
Hi friends. Chad here, reporting in
Tfw Tom. I think it's alright.
If your employer highers an illegal immigrant and lets you go, that means you had a job that an illiterate can do. Your life has amounted to a job that basically any able-bodied child can do. You are a loser of such epic proportions that an admission to your frustration with this issues is just as much an admission to your failure in life.
If I lost my job to an illegal, I would just kill myself out of sheer embarrassment.
>>27546790
It's a good thing you don't have a job then
>>27546790
I'm amused at how /pol/ whines about shitskins taking White Men's jobs. It's literally admitting that they can't compete with the people they hold in such contempt.
>>27546846
How dumb you think that's an argument.
Ok I wanna state a few things
1. Pissing in sinks is a super good idea, less water wasted, you can just pull it out and flop it onto the side, theres less hassle, there's literally nothing fucking wrong with it
2. Goddamn are eggs amazing, like holy shit, protein + flavor? if you dont like eggs you should kill yourself
3. Milk is the drink of the gods, all of my muscle has turned to pure bone and i can punch through 3 inch thick sheets of steel. or at least ill be able to in a couple of years
4. heres a recipe for oatmeal:
1/2 cup of oats
1 cup of milk
1-2 teaspoons of butter
2-3 spoonfuls of sugar (i prefer brown)
throw that shit in a pot and stir until it's as thick as you like, add whatever else you want in as well.
>>27546694
wow dude thanks this really helped me out, now i eat eggs and drink milk and know how to make oatmeal and also piss in an eco-friendly manner
>>27546761
no problem guy anytime
This was a fucking mistake
Would you date a disabled girl?Would you prefer to date a disabled girl?
>>27546608
>tfw no original mute gf
>>27546608
I guess it depends on how big an impact on her life her disability has, but probably so, yes. Provided she had a good personality, of course.
>>27546704
What about a blind girl?
![0025_jerkoff_instructions_xxx_video_t.mp4_snapshot_06.36_[2016.03.28_14.55.28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DYoQfIO.jpg "0025 jerkoff instructions xxx video t.mp4 snapshot 06.36 [2016.03.28 14.55.28]")
>tfw you catch yourself jerking off to cuck shit again
I feel like a dog that just got caught taking a shit in the living room
Maybe it's one of those things where it's more fun to see in porn than it would be in real life.
this fetish is so weird and racist, its entirely based around how beastly and taboo black men are
thank god I am not an american so it just seems bizarre to me and not kinky
>>27546483
That applies to 90% of non vanilla porn.
HOLY FUCK, what PSYCHOPATHIC MONSTER wrote this?!?!
Who could even do this shit to other people and still be able to look themselves in the mirror?
This makes me want to end myself desu
Shotgun to the brain stem, end me NOWGTFO this bread if you're feeling suicidal pls.
http://the-toast.net/2016/03/02/why-are-you-lonely-a-text-game/
>>27546304
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsEG6tCx5IQ
Also /completely alone feels general/
>>27546304
>ASSUMING ANY TIME SPENT TOGETHER THAT YOU HAD TO INITIATE IS SOMEHOW LESS AUTHENTIC THAN REQUESTS FOR TIME SPENT TOGETHER THAT YOU ACCEPT
That's me.
>>27546304
Do I need to spell well and guess keywords in this game?
Because I am not in the mood to be reminded that my spelling sucks without spell check.
Is there a snuggle version of prostitutes? I feel like one of my biggest problems in relationships is that I get too physically attached. There was one time when a girl was into me, we were playing around and I was like "If you don't take that back, I'm not going to hug you anymore," to which she replied, "Thank God."
Anyway, do snuggle prostitutes exist?
>>27546253
They have snuggle cafes all over Japan
Just watch the vice video about the dwindling birth rate.
>>27546477
I don't wanna bother the qt Japanese girls, though.
>>27546253
If paying for 'girlfriend experience', sure.
You're paying them for their time. If you just want to hug and that's fine with them, then of course.
Bit of an expensive hug though.
>April 1st, 2016
its going by so fast
>>27546043
>its going by so fast
make it slow down pls
we are halfway to july
>nye feels like it was yesterday
> psychiatrist asks me If I ever think about killing myself
> say no
> I actually do every day
>mom says she's going to the store and asks if I want her to get me anything
>say no
>actually did
We /mischief/ now
>>27545957
>tip jar says "remember to tip if you enjoyed!! :D"
>I did enjoy
>leave no tip
>>27545957
> be checking out at walmart
> cashier tells me to have a nice day
> I dont
Is /skateboarding/ for normies?
>>27545626
meh, it didn't used ton be so much, but it is pretty popular these days.
It is.
Basically you are doing monkey stuff on a piece of board with wheels to impress strangers.
You can't be a skater if you have anxiety, you can't be a robot if you're a skater.
I skate and I'm also a virgin. do i qualify?
How much longer until you robots can be classified as "Wizards"?
Robots are different from wizards
Robots still try (weakly) to have social interaction, get a girlfriend, etc.
Wizards have ascended and just don't give a fuck
>>27545535
Never because I had sex when I was 19.
Gonna be a wizard soon...
ITT: Your deepest darkest secrets.
I'm missing a few toes because of a birth defect.
>>27545470
can you just post more euphoniums?
>I was born with extra bones in my big toes and had to have them surgically removed when i was 4
>>27545470
Why is that a secret. That's an interesting thing that would interest people to hear in social appropriate social situations
I make all my gfs gain weight while we're dating
>"Remember that song we used to listen to when we were just teenagers in middle school? You had that cheap stereo in your room, and I'd come over after school, and we'd lock ourselves in there listening to our favorite songs together. We'd lie on your bed and just stare up into the ceiling fan and think and talk out loud to each other. We used to talk about so much stupid shit. I loved it there... I miss you anon..."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZVwnj5NqyY ]
>>27545368
If you can relate to this you don't fucking belong on this board
>"A-anon... I like it here. Just lying under the covers with you. Satiating in each others warmth, feeling each others heart-beats, syncing our rhythms of life together. I love it here. You are everything that I imagined you to be, like in the stories, but better. I love you anon. Please, never leave. Just stay under the covers with me."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pn2ZFm2Jwc ]
>" I don't know why i'm so sad anon. It hurts to keep living for some reason. I don't know why. I know I should be happy. I have everything. A nice family, good friends, people that love me. But in the end i still feel lost. Why do you think that is anon.... I don't know.... anyways, thanks for talking to me tonight. I really enjoyed it, i love you <3"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YasRuLucsCo ]
Hey robots, what do you fear?
Death. Not dying, but what comes after. 1 person dies every second or so. You can died at any moment from any random thing. And you have no idea what's on the other side, or if there even is another side.
>>27545985
>people on earth literally picked off every second
>every second it could be you
Girls
Originallah ackbar
