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Who here /Gamer/? I know it's not a popular hobby, and it makes me kinda weird and quirky, but I LUV gaming! Lol! I mean real games too, like COD Black Ops and Destiny. Just wondering if anyone else here plays games? Please no judging just because gaming isn't "cool" or "mainstream"
I'm a girl btw but that does NOT matter.
Weak pasta attempt. At least make it believable. They've moved onto BioShock and Fallout
>>27537841
you nailed it anon.
it's so stereotypical and true it hurts
fucking wores
>>27537862
calm down eagle eye, he did it on purpose to demonstrate women behavior
>>27537841
you know I must say, I really do hate how people have encroached on calling gaming a hobby because that's how I see it. I love video games, and love it to a level that a lot of people don't. It's somehow a normie thing now, but on top of that people use it as their whole identity instead of as one facet, but then of course everyone has to ruin everything. REEEEEE
>tfw cute camgirls
>tfw I get into bed with my tablet and watch them all night while into fetal position
do you have any favorite, bros?
come on guys, you must have at least one that you like, right?
nobody likes my thread, i'm not original enough
No none cares about your masculine faced girlfriend
>Step out of work at lunchtime to go to new diner.
>Pretty good eating.
>Waitress is friendly, and I thought at first she was just fishing for tips.
>When she brings the bill, it has a phone number, I'm assuming hers, and XOXO and a smily face near it.
>Struck by the realization that this is ok, by normalshit standards, even flattering.
>But of course, if I randomly slipped a woman a note with my phone number and some cutesy shit, it'd be stalking, sexual harassment, I would probably be thrown in jail.
>Go to front to pay.
>Show it to an older lady, I think the place's owner, or at least manager.
>Put down no tip, and tell her that her staff ought to be more professional.
>Show her the stuff on the back.
>She's all "I really don't think it's a big deal, please calm down."
>Tell her that her establishment is incredibly sexist, and doesn't take men seriously, and that I for one will be taking my business elsewhere.
>She gets mad and shouts "good riddance" as I leave.
What the hell is wrong with the world? Why can't normals even abide by their own shitty rules? Why is "being upset" a crime when you're a robot?
on the one hand you're right. sexism is only one-way it seems
on the other hand; you couldve been dating a cute waitress by now.
and in the end, is it really worth it to stand up for your political beliefs instead of continuing the search for your soulmate?
>>27537646
>cries about no gf
>girl makes first move on you
>MUH MRA FEMINIST BOOGEYMAN FYCK YOU CUNTS
op certified tard
>going outside
GET OUT REEEEEEEE
You know what's worse than being a robot? being a robot in a 3rd world north african muslim country.I am way too ugly and mentally fucked to attract the very very few decent cute girls with western values and at the same time I have no intention of asking my parents to find me some dirty peasant girl I can marry and watch while she gains 50 kg and shits out a kid every year.
Basically unless I get out of here I am doomed to end up alone.
>>27537640
>I can marry and watch while she gains 50 kg and shits out a kid every year.
This actually sounds like fun to me. What don't you like about it? Also, I love filthy peasants.
>>27537694
I don't plan on getting married.
>>27537640
>mfw sexual frustration is actually the cause of mass immigration in Europe
i don't get it why can't they just take some old guys head like Bernie Sanders, swap blood supplies with a mechanical machine and decapitate him then he would live forever like in futurama? Why is this so hard? just add the machine bloodflow then remove the body blood flow and be immortal. Also like to stop strokes n stuff by sticking blood vesseles in the brain with like sticky tape or something.
(op) what i meant to say is that you can just reinforce blood vessels in the brain in advance to stop stroke
iirc the soviet union did something like this to dogs
>>27537611
humans would rather tear eachother down than find a way to harness their potential.
INTP-T Cerebrotonic here.
Is there any love out there for me?
>Dubs are the comedic cerebral unideal that holds a sensual kek
>Fit that need not know no quack.
>Now go find fit mind to correct now why
>Or when was the last time you checked for new friends to kek
>>27537458
what you said?
Am I the only one that feels that the whole myers-briggs psuedoscientific personality test bollocks is just another outlet for boring humans' desire to label and fit themselves into arbitrary in-groups to give them some sense of worth? It's not much different from people talking about thier "kintypes" and being mayogender and shit like that
How do i get this girl to stop orbiting me?
Is she Asian? That grammar.
>>27537380
FUCKING NORMIE GO AWAY RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
>>27537380
Stop being a spineless cuck and just tell her to fuck off already. Youre literally acting like a pussy, pathetic.
Let's have an Asian feels threads. All East Asian robots welcome. No /r/asianmasculinity bullshit.
>tfw girls seem to get closer to you easier because they know that we're too beta
I want a white gf wat do?
>>27537323
tfw one inch dong
time for seppuku
Do you use Kik? Do you want to talk about memes and crave attention? We're here to help.
Also what's your general opinion on milk?
>>27537209
I want to kill my self
original
I welcome death on a daily basis
>>27537317
what is this my freund
Honest question...
How can you love a girl who has had another man's cum on her face?
You can wash off the cum, but how can you wash off the mental image of Chad's cum tainting her face?
When you look at her face, say that you love her, and kiss her, how do you forget that Chad marked her face as his territory?
Flash news, virgins: every woman in existence literally IS another man's cum in adult form.
Enjoy.
You cope by doing more and more humiliating things to her before you more on. It's a vicious cycle.
>>27537223
>You cope by doing more and more humiliating things to her before you more on
>you more on
You moron.
Is there anything worse than being a chinlet?
I am otherwise fairly handsome and have a pretty good jawline but my chin is recessive, thus my side profile is really fucked up.
Pic fairly close to my chin, slightly worse.
Get surgery, faggot
>overbite
>chin
you are not just a chinlet, you are also a brainlet
SAGE
>>27537108
I don't have an overbite, it was fixed. I just have a similar lower face profile.
Honestly, how does a person get from social to antisocial so quickly ( in my case ), but it's nearly impossible to get out of it?
having no friends is bad, who would've guessed ?
>tfw antisocial obese alcoholic smoker
I was never meant to live long
>>27536966
I don't know. I was super social as a kid, but I kinda lost that at around the age of, what, 13, I think? Sucks, but I'm slowly recovering since this year. Going to the gym helps (even if some memers say it won't). So does getting shitfaced drunk at a club or bar every night. Then again, I have a group of friends that I drink with.
Have any of you ever rejected an ugly girl before?
No, because even ugly women want Chad.
THEY ALL WANT CHAD.
>>27536950
By ''ugly women'' you really mean average women. Ugly women aren't even considered female by men.
>>27536927
I did once, not because of her looks, she was 4/10, but because she was loud, unstable, and violent
Do shy and innocent girls actually exist anymore or have they all been corrupted by tumblr, reddit and feminism?
>>27536782
They do exist, they aren't that rare either. Its just that shy innocent girls are the biggest, most depraved chad cockmonglers there are.
Being shy and submissive is just a ruse to trigger chad into hyper dom mode so he can wreck their soon to be roastie cunt.
>>27536782
Yeah, it's just that theyre introverted like us making them super rare to find in public
>>27536925
Piss off you baity cunt
>>27536925
This, no one is pure
Why shouldn't I kill myself?
>Not good at anything
>Make things worse for everyone
>Drove what few real friends I once had away and haven't made more since
>Upset even online friends
>Annoying
>Selfish
>Awkward
>Cringeworthy
>Have zero passions
>Have zero hobbies
>Only things I still enjoy are anime and masturbating and because of class I have very little time for either
It's not going to get better and as long as I live I'm making it worse for everyone else. It seems like a good option although I'm scared to do it.
Up to you honestly, but you could always become a cockholster and please men with your mouth and asshole.
>>27536650
I'm crossdressing and people masturbate to me, that brought me some temporary validation. But what I want more than that is to be loved by someone, maybe, but that definitely won't happen IRL. I don't even mean romantically.
But after a short period of time I'm back to feeling just as shitty as I was before.
Sorry for rambling.
>>27536566
Theres nothing on the other side anon. Just wait for biological immortality to be developed.
