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1. Read all the books I've been meaning to get to (6 overall)
2. Finish Bob's Burgers (I've got about a season and a half left)
3. Speak with everyone in my family individually
4. Write out my suicide note
The plan is to do it by Monday night. Anything else I should add to the list? (Inb4 Bob's Burgers a shit)
>>25962762
Yea, you should check these dubs first.
>>25962801
Off by 1 number.
If you're a white man or an asian woman please don't kill yourself.
If you're an asian woman be my gf.
Otherwise idrc what you do senpai.
>watch chaturbate
>girl has over 800 viewers
>wearing nice panties and stockings
>180/300 tokens to remove panties
>rich guy comes in and drops 200 tokens
>she takes off her panties
>she is a massive roastie
>one guy types out ewww
>viewer drops to 600
>you must be a member with tokens to type in this chat
Roasties when will they learn...
kek more like this
any vids?
>>25962680
Learn what? Learn that they can't control their labia length?
When will the term roastie make it onto main stream Facebook?
I want to see people sharing 'memes' of roast beef or burgers with captions saying " 'its my first time' "
Why aren't you jelqing?
Pic related
>>25962651
Because mine already looks liks this.I guess
don wanna fuck up my dick
>>25962651
if mine goes any bigger I'll bottom out on girls
https://www.instagram.com/p/BA2yVvbtRkc/
it's a good day for robots
Meh
Ill always be a 5/10
>>25962634
nah you'll be a 2/10 when you reach a certain age
Who the fuck is steven kelly?
>older brother shaves head
>hey u shaved ur head
>i shave my head
>wow he shaved his head what the hell is wrong with him
>brother grows a beard
>ur beard looks nice
>i grow a beard
>wow he hasn't shaved in months
>brother works a shit job to help pay for college
>he's payin his way thru school!
>i work a shit job to help pay for college
>what a pathetic loser he works in a warehouse
>brother drives a piece of shit truck
>wow this truck is treating you nicely
>i literally buy the same truck off my brother
>wow u drive a piece of shit lol
This is why I'm never going to do anything ever again. I'm just going to lock myself in a room for the rest of my life. I can't win.
>>25962545
Why don't you stop copying him you fucking poser
>>25962558
He ate breakfast this morning. So did I. Did I copy him?
Nice logical fallacy, kiddo.
Who gives a shit? Once you finish college and move out on your own no one will care anymore.
>unless you're still a whiny cunt even then
>he's white and lives in a first world country
>he has the gall to complain about his life
consider suicide cumskins
>>25962467
shut up dumb nigger
It's not the 60s bro. Being a white male in the west doesn't mean shit anymore. Women have all the power nowadays.
>>25962476
Typical response from a butthurt whiteboy.
Also I'm not even black, you racist faggot.
WHERE IS MOM?
I want mom to come home. where is mom?
I am hungry. mom is away I am gunry!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOM
HUNGRYY
WHERE IS MOM
kill yourself you fucking retarded autist
>>25962452
I am hungry mom is not home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Need more like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>Full on sperg-meltdowns
>Spaghetti being dropped
>Wild bouts of autism
>Cringe
>>25962296
WTF
>le originallo
>>25962296
holy fucking shit this is so embarrassing.
>>25962296
holy shit I can't believe this. Do you know any backstory? I need more of this.
>tfw no cow skin black girl friend
>>25962269
umm why would you want one? Cow skin looks nasty as fuck m8. I feel like throwing up when looking at it. The same feel I get when looking at pic related
>>25962306
It looks kind of cool
i know. Vitilago can't hide beauty.
Robots, you are on Propecia, r-right? You know that when (if) you finally get out of your depression and get a life, you'll still need your hair for qts to like you, right? No guy ever who lost his hair has had a qt gf.
>>25962226
Lol no.
If you're too much of a bitch that you need hair to feel confident, you need to rethink your life.
>>25962270
It's not about confidence, it's about the ability to cuddle and have sexual intercourse with qts.
>>25962281
You've gone full autism.
1. Age
2. Job/future job
3. Projected income
>20
>Television staff writer
>$150K salary, with additional money coming in from residuals, residuals, and $30K for every episode I solely write
>>25962224
itt: delusions and wishful thinking
>29
>mentally ill person
>living off state welfare, which is effectively loans with no interest; -23.000 euros a year
24
Studying art. Future job will be a sandwich artist struggling to pay rent and hoping that someone will buy something so I could eat.
Projected income is 16k euros a year.
Would you a chubby?
Chubby, yes. Landwhale, no. OP's pic is no chubby.
That is not a chubby. That is a fat. Maybe even an obese.
Id do a chubby in a heartbeat, but i keep my dick away from hams.
>>25962214
It has visible fungus growing, thriving even, in and around it's vagina.
No, no I would not do a "chubby."
>tfw you find out girls shit too
Fucking disgusting
Shit doesn't come out of the vagina, little anon.
>>25962193
Yes it does, just look at you.
>>25962207
Somebody call the fire department, holy topkek
Who else hates being white?
>Tfw entire race is full of weak, self hating cowards
i just wish i belonged to a race that has some dignity and self awareness left
>Tfw entire race is full of weak, self hating cowards
Retard.
How 2 kill myself?
>>25962170
If you give your race that much importance you are unronically retarded
Anyone else here failed at Tinder?
These past few weeks I've tried everything to get matches, i listened to the guys on here and those who created Tinder threads showing off their hundreds of matches. I tried changing my Bio many times, tried uploading different pictures of me at different angles, and many other different things.
I took my time, going through profiles and reading peoples bios, those who were 8-9's i disliked, those who were very social or had impressive jobs / schooling i disliked. Those who we had things in common or were around 4-7/10 i liked (Mixed in with a few lowers). The few matches i did get these past few weeks none ever responded back. Even though i changed up my approaches every time.
I also even tried going on /soc/ and posting in threads where you post things about yourself and the things you like in hopes of someone adding you. No one ever responded to my post yet everyone else had 3-4 replies each.
I'm 6ft
5/10 looks
Thin
I've basically given up.
Unless you're 6'4, white, 7+/10 looks, then Tinder is pointless.
>>25962129
Except I've tried other places as well, and it all had the same outcome.
Good try, though.
>Get Tinder
>Use shitty pick up lines
>girl actually responds to the lines
>Ask them something normal
>No response
Every damn time.
