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What's up /r9k/, I know I see a ton of threads about first gay experiences, but what about gay expireinces that led you to realize you were not gay.
I'll start
>horny as fuck one day
>have a huge fetish for the idea of being fucked by a guy
>roommate is on vacation
>surf craigslist knowing it is the perfect time to do this and not get caught
>post saying I am looking to get fucked, virgin, etc..
>get a ton of emails
>weed through them
>find someone that looks like it's worth my time
>lives 40 minutes from my city and can host
Cont in next post
>>25962069
>No second post
RIP in pepperoni anon, the space aids got you to quickly.
>>25962069
cont.
>email him for a bit, fish for info and pics
>6'1", 190 pounds. He is 45 but I have this idea that I am into older men(I'm 23)
>drive out there, follow his directions
>realize I am pulling into a trailer park
>doubts begin creeping up
>but I'm hard thinking about getting fucked
>see the guy sitting on his porch
>7/10 older guy, but he's sitting there with no shirt on
>follow him into his trailer, he tells me to start getting undressed
>take clothes off, exposing my shaved body and hard cock
>he looks me up and down and walks over to me
>starts rubbing me all over and saying really creepy shit
>oh what a sexy body
>I hope you are overage, but something like this is worth some jail time
>internally noping
>he tells me to get on his bed and bend over
>what followed was ten minutes of the most degrading sex I think I will ever experience.
>wraps himself around me and tries to powerfuck me
>realize that he smells
>realize my erection is gone
>he reaches around me and grabs my now flaccid dick
>now we can't have that
>he flips me over
>goes to suck my dick
>he pulls out his dentures and starts sucking my Dick
>try to get hard, eventually manage it by closing my eyes and pretending he is my sister
So yea that was my first time and only time doing that, I went home and ditched all my sex toys and haven't looked back since.
Appologies for poor English. I am not native and typing on a phone as I work
>turned 40 today
40 year old kissless virgin starting today. Damn, I'm old.
>>25961952
i dont habeeb it, prove it
>>25961952
20 more years till you die of old age anon.
Enjoy the ride.
>>25961952
can you cast any cool spells?
Why do normies get so defensive when you blame them for your problems when it is really their fault that your life is shit?
why can't they ever take responsibility for their actions?
just world hypothesis
>>25961874
because they are the majority. think of 100000 flies circulating around a pile of shit, they all think its great etc and wont give a fuck if one flie shows up and starts calling them out on things
I can understand why robots might blame their parents but what exactly did the normies do to you? I'm sure they did something but I'd like to know what exactly.
Has 4chan, /r9k/ especially, also changed your view of shy introverted men drastically for the worst?
No but this image did
>>25961775
No, in fact I enjoy it. Normies feel as we are a threat and leave us alone
Don't give a damn about having a gf or friends. All I want is to be left alone to concentrate on my cartoons, vidya, and my tendies.
Yes, absolutely. I used to think you're kind where awkward and introverted but benign. r9k has shown me what arrogant entitled little creeps you are. It has shown me there is a reason you're as miserable as you are, and that reason is 100% your awful arrogant personalities. If I was a woman I wouldn't come within 100 feet of you either.
who /bad at learning/ here?
> Everything I read I forget it the next day.
>In class I can't pay attention for more than 2 mins straight without zoning out.
>Always the last one to understand what the teacher explains.
>Can't even copy stuff from the blackboard without committing mistakes
>>25961650
I have trouble remembering things but that's about it. Getting hit on the head by lumber hard enough to get knocked out probably didn't help with that.
Shitty memory, borderline retarded
Im just gonna work minimum wage jobs until I die, college is a lost cause for me
>>25962607
my IQ is above the average but it doesn't matter cos I suck at learning and memorizing anyway.
>at work
>bored as fuck
>see a cockroach on the flood near me
>try to make him fuck off
>doesn't want to move that much
>he seems cool I guess
>grab a piece of paper to pick him up
>inspect his body
>he is missing a limb
>decide to keep him near me and check on him occasionally
>just sits there moving his antennas around
>mfw befriended a crippled cockroach
>>25961224
Get him a sugar packet or something.
Also timestamp pic and roll to name him pls.
>>25961224
Figure out what cockroaches eat and feed him.
Also, provide picture.
>>25961224
You should name it now and care for it till it dies
there are two guys in my medical terminology class and six thousand pretty girls with the hair and makeup and water bottles going on about lifting and stuff. like the one water bottle says "LIFT CRAZY OR STAY THE SAME" or something.
anyway it's a long class like 4 hours and sometimes i have to pee. because oh shit the spiro is incidentally a diuretic. incidentally in my case. sometimes it's prescribed as a diuretic, like if you have heart problems. i don't have heart problems i just hate my penis. so one girl is really loud and answers all the professor's hypothetical questions loudly and obnoxiously. she responds more than the rest of the class combined, probably because it's implied that we're not supposed to respond. and i have to pee and other girls do too. she's always one. she like camps out at the bathroom door and stares at me and i feel weird and walk past the bathroom. there are a lot of weird bathroom stories i have. like once i walked into the men's room and some girl said to her friend, "omg she just walked into the men's room."
and another time i walked into the men's room and some crazy guy was like, "hey, this is the men's room." and i'm like okay and i peed at a urinal and he was like oh you look like a girl and i'm like hey thanks this is awkward and i hate myself.
so when i go in there this last time she says, "you shouldn't be in here." i said hey don't worry i'm not here for you. and it was very awkward and i had around her to get to a stall and i was the last person back in class. the professor was obviously waiting for me specifically to get back because once i sat down she started up again. i hate girls.
sometimes i want to die. this is why i drink.
>>25960846
yeah no.
You need to see a shrink.
Has anyone here been to see a therapist? Did it help? Any advice?
It depends on a lot of variables. Could you describe your situation in more detail and why you think you might want to see one?
I went to the therapy my community college offers. It didn't help, the bitch was a land whale who dressed badly and seemed as depressed as i was. I did tell her all my problems but only to get out of her office in the verge of tears go home and cry a lot. I would rather not think about this shit, so by being there she actually makes you get it all out, fuck that.
>>25960717
Depressed, realising I'm never going to do anything to fix it without help.
I'm talking about the one that randomly pops into your head late at night and makes you literally grimace at how autistic it is
Shameless self bump desu
>tfw no one replies to your threads
Bump for my Waifu
My entire life is the cringy memory that randomly pops into my head late at night and makes me literally grimace at how autistic it is
>look this ugly
>have a cute as fuck gf
What the living fuck, /r9k/. I wonder what the fuck is she thinking. "Babe, when I look into your eyes, I see two slits."
>>25960187
probably tall. you can be an ugly 6'1" faggot and still pull bitches.
>>25960187
Your gf isn't cute
>>25960187
fuck off, that's just some random girl he works with
Ever think about how your ancestors might be looking down at your behavior in this life?
I'm a disgrace of a man, and by extension a disgrace to my blood line. Small, thinly built, short statured, ugly, with no discernable talent for much anything.
In moments of reflection like these, it seems like suicide is the only redemption I can afford myself. If I go on living, it'd be to wageslave for my mother, whose inept parenting was once a cause of my unmanlyness. Once. Now as a sexually mature male human, I have only myself to blame. When I try to so the right thing, shit falls apart. I have terrible luck apparently, or maybe I myself am inept. Unfit for life. I've ruined more good things than maintained or created them.
How? How can anyone go on living when they know they are a disgrace? I want to kill myself. I really do. But it would fuck-up everybody I've ever come in contact and had a relationship with. Is a life of shambling and working for others better than just erasing yourself and ridding the burden on others?
I hate and am deeply ashamed of myself.
Does anyone else feel this way?
"A Man is not defined by what God gives him at birth. A Man is defined by what he offers in return."
>>25960128
Thought-provoking..
I am too weak and dumb to offer Him anything worth a shit.
>>25960198
You have the energy to type but no energy to build a novel?
>tfw not a fat bearded american with a cowboy hat grilling some burgers with country music in the background
Why did i have to be born in Europe?
Anonymous if you ever come to America we will find a rodeo to watch and I will buy you a hat and a burger.
If nothing else it's an experience.
>>25959721
Don't be so sad, we may elect trump here in the US. Can't wait!
>>25959721
>tfw universal healthcare, homogenous, monocultural society
>tfw surrounded by 500-1000 y.o. buildings with wonderful architecture
>tfw actual traditions and national cuisine, with no ppl having identity crises because of their lack of cultural identification
Feels good living in Europe.
Let's hear 'em, robots
fuck off fagget!
go back to leddit!
>>25959518
Die in a ditch.
Hurr durr go bek to ledditt tiz iz mah board
Killyourself
>>25959251
Right now I'm on the phone... hope the brit qt speaks a bit more about jap and chink culture.
Love her voice
any biological girls interested in talking about fetishes?
Findom guy's back.
No one's taken you up on the offer?
I like watching two guys fucking each other.
>>25958734
for money, yes
There are people, in this thread, right now, who do not want seasoned mature women.
I just want a girl with humongous hooters
That's all that I want. I just have nothing of worth to offer.
>>25955815
Coolio senpai
