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how many of you actually don't have gf's? i mean r9k traffic is almost /b/ and sometimes more, and if most of you here don't have gf's it indicates that loneliness in 2016 is a real thing

approximately for every single men there is a single woman, how its even possible for so many of us not finding a gf
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Women are getting to the point of sharing a chad over settling for a robot/NEET. Not even kidding you.
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>>25956157
>approximately for every single men there is a single woman, how its even possible for so many of us not finding a gf

Supply and demand

Just because it's available, doesn't mean you could afford it for yourself
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>>25956203
and no collateral? isn't woman's biggest dream is to get married happily ever after?

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my therapist isn't very good or helpful but she's very pretty and motherly and makes me feel cared for and her voice is soothing

is it unhealthy to keep seeing her? it's the highlight of my week
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If she makes you feel better than I don't think so.

My therapist is not pretty but she's nice enough, I dislike going to her every week though because I'm not that broken.
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>>25955742

what drugs does she have you on?
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i'm in a similar situation and i'm also sexually attracted to her.

she's like 50 years old, is this healthy??? she' s got a cute british accent

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Canadian school shooters pls
>only 5 dead
>only a couple injured
>actually in custody instead of having shot himself
Ought to be embarassed.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/la-loche-community-school-lock-down-jan22-1.3416143
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>>25955630
Fuck off op. What have you done for the beta uprising?
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>>25955688
I sat on my ass judging other peoples' failures, that's more than enough isn't it anon?
no but seriously, even if I only got 5 people, I'd at least not go into custody, you'd be breaking a long tradition of shooting yourself after shooting up a place of learning
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Fuck you OP, Canadians died. Actual human beings. Not American or yuropoor shitskins, Canadians. Show some fucking respect.

>tfw your (single) mother has a tramp stamp
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>tfw your (double) digits have a tramp stamp
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>>25955418
way to fuck up you meme autist faglord
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>>25955291
Is she from Florida?

>If she's been with a black guy before, she's tainted.

Meanwhile all black guys do is fuck her missionary style. Most black men come out as vanilla or submissive these days.

Meanwhile white Chads are making girls eat their shit, lick their ass, drink their piss, ass to mouth etc

If anything, you should be considering a girl who fucked a white guy to be a FAR larger slut than one who did a minority. But of course robots dont use logic on anything.
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>logic

I'm white and I don't apologize for this original commentary
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>>25955216
I make sure to never go after a girl that's slept with a white guy. Instant pump and dump if so.
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>>25955216
>ass to mouth
I refuse to believe this happens outside of porn.

Tupac said it best.
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Dayum, son. Where'd you find this?
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>>25955121

NIGGAZ NEED TO STOP GIVING THESE BITCHES ALL THE ATTENTION
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>Tupac
Stopped reading there

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Anyone else kinda getting pissed about all these faggots who keep posting here about their cunt girlfriends and expecting us to care/relate?

Only bringing this up now because half the threads right now are literally just normie scum who got their heart broken by a gf and now they think they're one of us.

Seriously, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>>25954784
>he actually read/reply to gf thread
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Telling the normies to leave just makes them want to stay even more. Good job, fag.
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Yeah they're almost as bad as the frog-posters.

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>tfw youll never get to titfuck the shit out of her

nIgri thread
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>>25954783

i want to hug her yes.
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>>25954783
Does titfucking the shit out of someone who sort of LOOKS like her count?

Because I did that last year with an FKK club hooker that looks eerily similar to her aside from her hair color (hooker's was brown)
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>>25954783
>her

ebin maymay family, good show

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I want a gf like this so badly. This is so hot.

I know I'm not alone in this, right?
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>>25954703
>Middle aged wrinkly shitskin
Nice taste faggot
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she's like 5 foot. 100 pounds.
2 big 4 me
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>>25954703

yeid date her, always had a trhing for small chicks with attitude

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What are some r9k approved majors and careers that will get you good money
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NEET

Welfare
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>>25954620
except for that
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>>25954589
No form of wagecucking is /r9k/ approved.

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>girl I've been dating wants an "open relationship"
>say ok and in my mind know it's over then and there and stop talking to her outside of one word replies to her texts cause I know it pisses her off more than silence
>Not gonna sit here and get cucked
>Re-install tinder
>QTs actually messaging me first

It's like they feel my sorrow. Can girls sense when a guy is single again?
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>>25954421
>Congratulations lad
>You're becoming a chad
>isn't it rad?
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Why not tell her "I'm done" and ignore her?
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>>25954421
You made the right choice m8.
For once OP isn't a cuck

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My long distance gf of 3 years wants me to move out to Oregon to be with her. For reference, I live in Maryland.

Should I do it? I'm 20 years old and I live with my parents who don't even know about this girl. I feel like this is a life-changing decision and I don't want to get burned by it if things go badly.
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>>25954361

oregon is pretty sweet, i've been there. 20 years old is young, but you can always move back if things don't work out.

Oregon is pretty awesome, especially Portland. It's also nice and quiet, lots of rain and cold weather in higher altitudes.

Also, no sales tax and they pump your gas for you.
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>>25954361
what city?
I have an LDR gf in oregon too, maybe we could get an apartment together or something
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>>25954409
She's in Eugene.

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>She's upset because I won't commit
>I'm not ready to commit because I don't want to be hurt again

What should I do? She's very sweet and comes from a very good family. She's also a virgin, and I like that. While she's not a stunner, she's cute enough, and I'm not any Adonis myself. If I let this one go, I might just regret it.
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>>25954277

commitment is a meme.
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>>25954277
fuck her pussy and walk away
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>>25954277
>propose to her
>don't set a date
>be fiances forever
>????
>profit!

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Shouldn't the board dedicated to sharing new content be about more than just posting your favorite memes that everyone else already knows? The top post is ALWAYS some incredibly famous meme that we've all seen a million times before. I don't think I'm the first to make a post like this, but I really hope I'm not the only one fed up that rule number 4 is being completely ignored...
4. Please try to avoid the most popular memes of the most popular shitposters. We probably heard them already too much.
I want to see YOUR content 4chan, and discover new upcoming memes, but most importantly, I just want to read something that hasn't already been shoved in my face by every pop fanboy to ever own a computer. Sorry if this comes off as douchey, but this has bothered me for a while and I'm definitely going to unsubscribe if something doesn't change.
EDIT: Wow, the front page. I was just looking to vent but this is cool too. I really appreciate some of the helpful and comical comments (yayredditiloveyou and tmcdaid know whats up).
I just want to say, there's so much more to hear out there. And although this thread probably won't change, what makes me happy is knowing that music will.
EDIT 2 (for anyone still reading/commenting): I wasn't trying to say that the music that gets posted on /r/music sucks. I was trying to say that this sub doesn't accurately reflect the way people share music today in real life. Take Bill Withers - Ain't No Sunshine and Wu Tang - C.R.E.A.M. for example. They both recently got onto the front page and they are both great songs, but if a friend showed one of them to you in real life, wouldn't you be like, "uh yeah, who hasn't heard that song before?"
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>>25954184
>top post

Fuck off back to Reddit.
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Here's some fresh OC.

Nunchucks.
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>>25954184
you want new content so you can show your redditfriends? go eat some dirt, redditboy

>worst girl loses
Why can't it be this way in the real world?
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i didn't watch Naruto but i think it's totally lewd and inappropriate that the characters have babies.
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How did Sakura lose? She's dating Sasuke like she wanted to isn't she?
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>>25954054

And she had a kid with him that they both actually care about.

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