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>recorded myself crying last night
>just watched it
>started crying again
im thinking of entering it in a few festival
>>25948185
Can I see, anon?
>>25948185
can I see, bacon?
>>25948489
>>25948539
im not leaking it.
good try sheklburg's
"Anon, it's Friday. You should be doing more than just sitting on the floor listening to Circadian Eyes. How about you go out with me and some friends to eat some Korean BBQ?"
>>25948176
whatever u want seriously
>>25948176
She'd be a lot cuter without the makeup.
>>25948176
It's called bulgogi you dumb bitch. Take out those circle lenses and stop acting like a weeb when you aren't even sure how Korean works.
Do robots use Android, Apple or Other phones?
I personally have an Android and 11 contacts including family.
I have an iPleb with over 100 contacts AMA
>>25948066
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhh
get out of this intergalactic sex ed vhs archive
I don't have a phone, like a real robot. I have an ipod/android tablet/3g PS Vita for all my app needs.
0 contacts despite having Skype that can be used as a functioning phone.
>Boss leaves for week vacation
>tfw been taking 30 minute breaks instead of 10 minute breaks
Who else is literally Satan?
what you should be taking is a shit in her desk drawer
>had tacos for lunch
>take a poop after eating
>didn't flush and didn't wash hands after
>Ask for bbq sauce at maccers
>Didn't even use it
>Looked cashier in the eye as I threw it in the bin
Taking 1440mg of DXM tonight, i'll finally be happy for a short moment
That shit actually lasts a few hours, firstly.
Secondly 1440 isn't enough to get anywhere fun; take more for an adventure. Some people can easily do like 3000mg
>>25947833
>>25947901
that guy is a huge troll
1440 is bad dude thats not safe
you shouldnt go above 1000 ever
>>25947901
dude 1440 is like 16mg/kg for me
Post essential robot albums.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEDM4bsfWg
Actual robot music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsnQXghCpFg
Dogbowl - Tit! An Opera
who here is /schizophrenic/
how is life?
pretty bad pham
>>25947484
are you schizo OP? when were you diagnosed?
for me it was 2 years ago. Life is pretty okay.
I wouldn't know because I have no severe symptoms and parents refuse to pay for a test and I'd honestly be hesitant to pay for a test myself unless I outright noticed something I'd mark as unusual beyond being a social idiot.
How do I kill my parent's dogs and make it look like an accident? I'm fucking sick and tired of them and they need to go.
Dogfags please hide this thread, I don't need your useless input.
Just kill yourself and all your problems will go away.
if you don't like dogs you are literally not human
Even autistics like dogs. You are literally not human. Kill yourself.
considering killing myself very much
i've fucked up everything I could for two years now and I see no hope anymore
Everyday is shame and anger, I just want to fucking end it now
>>25947297
i just needed to tell somebody for once, you can ignore this thread, /r9k/ is shitty enough like that and doesn't need another whiny blog
What is your story
>>25947347
Maybe you just need a reboot like 2 weeks in another place where you are a blank page?
>Choosing a trap over this
Traps will never measure up to real women.
But am not surprised. The modern images of the ideal women is all plastic porn stars and anorexic models, how is someone supposed to know what a real woman is.
>>25947270
>muh perfect slav softcore porn star qt who doesn't eat nothing but McDonalds and beef hormones
she has been relentlessly Chadimir'd all her life, also she is female, she doesn't really love you, not in the way a femboy can
>>25947270
Eh this is what those glorious places known as FKK clubs are for.
You can rent girls who look like this for 30+ minutes. Not cheap but really damn fun.
>>25947270
Only in closet faggots like traps and its always same half dozen fags making those threads with their anime avatar samefagging op. Most of us agree with you.
Can we get a new board about feels and improving because this shit board is slowly getting worse no one wants to make a effort to change you faggots just wanna post b8 and wallow in depression. Please hiro wake me up I can't wake up.
>inb4 self improvement is normie
>>25947229
Fuck it OP is right, like some faggots on this board think being a robot is a good thing, trying to connect back to reality is hard but well worth, doing exercises and then getting plastic surgery = getting a gf so well be it.
>>25947710
If being a robot seems good they aren't robots bro they are just fgts saying that to be in special club. I didn't ask to be a robot so imma make the change not to be one for once and become cyborg.
The name of the new board should be cyborg9000
>>25947229
I have to agree 100%
I have been visiting r9k less and less over last months. The memes and baiting I used to enjoy give me no pleasure anymore. Right now I just want to really make a move and improve things, but I can never express that here.
I have been visiting some subreddits more and more. Starting to not care at this point, I don't want to spend my years in the frogs n' feels tavern. It's a negative echo chamber
>"Yeah I'm white, tall and decent-looking".
>"But I'm a robot because I am slightly shy, I-I swear".
>doesn't know what autism is
>doesn't know that being a white male only benefits the confident and attractive white males
>>25947101
Daily reminders that whites cant be robots,
OC OC
>>25947165
>autism
Sick of this word. At least 95% of people here with "autism" are just slightly socially awkward. While not easy, this can be changed. Height and race cannot.
>doesn't know that being a white male only benefits the confident and attractive white males
Women are most attracted to whites, so being "confident" while being tall and white is WAY easier than being confident as a minority manlet.
>just had an interview for my last chance of leaving this hell
>blew it
Whats the quickest way to off myself? I can't keeping going like this.
What kind of questions did they ask you and how did you blow it?
Interview for what?
I aced my autism interview and now get 300GBP NEETbux every fortnight
Pic related with a heavy does of liquid courage.
So for some reason I went with the amx to bat chatillon 25 because I read somewhere it was voted best tank in game by a large majority for basically its damage output. What do you guys think? Ive been investing a lot of money and experience to this line already on amx 12 t, so I need to know before i cant turn back
Been to /v/, but my threads get no play cuz the board is so fast now
>>25946921
WoT is for autists just kill yourself you cunt.
>>25946921
French line isnt great to start on,
For beginners normally you go Russian heavy line to is-3 and than actually are able to play the game.
I went ruskie heavy line,german heavy line,british medium line,german scout/arty,french heavy autoloaders.
Youll need a premium t8 eventually to make dosh. Can pick some up cheap when on sale but you only really need one to be honest.
Basically each tank line normally has a playstyle,french auto loaders are fast glass cannons.
>>25946978
>posts his weeb animu porn avatar and im the autist
Stifle your cuck posting you dick in the booty extra fruit in the smoothie ass nigga
So basally our entire lives boils down to reproduction and status?
>>25946910
This picture always gets me because this was literally me last year.
I now have a car and work in construction but it's a sad reminder.
>>25946910
How'd you come to this conclusion?
>>25946910
Not really. It's up to each person to define what his life comes down to. I mean there are older couples people who can no longer reproduce and don't have much in the way of status that still hook up and get together.
