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>be 19
>have shit grades, no chance for university
>live at home
>be neet
>parents want me to find a job
>only ever had 1 and I only lasted for a month
>no references
>will probably be kicked out at some point within the next month or so if I don't find one
So robots, hows your evening?
Lostallhope.com
Actually research suicide methods before attempting. A failed suicide is really fucking embarassing.
Just start selling drugs
Your reference is from that last job and one family/friend/teacher (one of these) reference.
It doesn't matter if they know, just find info from where you worked and from an ex-teacher via google and put it in your resume. The fuckers won't check. Getting a job and working is just a giant fake show of pretending you know how to do it. You will literally have to lie on a resume and interview if you want to get a job.
Not that you'll be able to find a job anyway but good luck
>Use normiebook
>Have acquaintances that go to a different university from me across town
>See them once and a while
>Get a friend request from a QT who is mutual friends with the ones I know
>Literally a stranger to me, don't know who this semen demon is
>Tempted to message her
I feel like if I type anything I'm going to sperg the fuck out and fuck it up. I've done this before, in fact, multiple times. Cringey honestly, I want to at least salvage something here. What do?
>>24560622
Just "Bee" you're self anon :^)
Ask her if you know her.
All you have to say is "Do I know you?"
>>24560854
>"myself"
Kill me
>sex feels better than masturbation
I hope none of you actually falls for this normie meme
>>24560512
But it does!If it's with someone you care about.
Both have their place. I still jerk off after my gf leaves and we've had sex 3 or more times that day.
>op posts best girl
mein neger
/r9k/, I have a confession to make. I am attracted to women who put me down. Women who are obviously heartbreakers, who like to be earned, and don't open themselves up until that price has been paid.
I follow their every whim and it destroys me.
Every woman who knows I'm attracted to them, either does nothing, or pulls hard on the string they have around my neck.
None of the latter women really want to get with me. They just want a friend who cares.
I care. I care enough to put myself through friendzone levels of frustration.
But I can't do it anymore. Either a woman has to come around and pick ME up, or I'm quitting women altogether.
There's a career I have to lead. A life which has to be lived.
Life isn't defined by frustration and sadness. Life isn't centered around approval. Life is meant to be shared.
Please, female robots, if any of you ever end up with a guy centered on you, pull on the cord a few times so that they notice you're there, but don't lead them around like a dog. It destroys us.
>>24560124
God, you're so pathetic.hard yet?
>>24560173
If you had a pretty face, I would be.
My insides would be churning.
It's like butterflies, but more like...wasps.
Gaining your approval would turn those wasps into butterflies, and holding you with you accepting me, would let those butterflies escape.
>>24560214
Lucky for you, I do. I'm not normally a mean person at all but something about you just disgusts me. I don't know if you can be helped. Why should any woman waste her time?
Why is this shit so easy anons?
She hasn't even asked to fuck you retard
Because people like sex?
What profile pic u usin m8?
>tfw no Ionger sure of sexuality
>tfw not sure if bi because of loneliness and porn or if I actually am
>>24559780
At least you have good taste in manga.
>>24559780
I think everyone starts to question their sexuality once you're on this board long enough. It's okay senpai.
>Get enough nerve up to finally make a thread nobody replies
I'm not even good enough for /r9k/
>>24559551
You're good enough for me, now let's drum up some replies, fagit.
You have to use a hot woman in the OP, or else everyone ignores it
sex sells threads
It's OK anon, my first thread got 3 replies before it 404'd
>told my family I want to get fucked by black men and that I'm a total bottom. Been on grindr, playing the field
>felt liberating as fuck
>very awkward for everyone except me
>told them how good it feels to have something in your butt and that I need to go to the doctor because I injured my butt
>felt comfortable while nearly everyone else was awkward as fuck
>turned the tables and behaved like a Normie while everyone else was a sperg
>now have good relationship with aunt who is bi and sort of keking my uncle for other women
>aunt has privately offered to buy me some dildos
I feel like a normie now, like I've unleashed my mind. I can converse freely now, I became talkative and easygoing. Maybe try coming out as gay and acting on the gayness, even if you think you're not gay. You probably are, at least bisexual.
Fucking yourself in the ass before you go anywhere or do anything can also help loosen you up, since it's difficult to be relaxed if the anus is clenched. Allowing things to pass through the anus ensures that the anus is relaxed. Everything else follows.
>>24559506
10/10 post OP
I will go grab a round of dicks myself.
You convinced me.
Who cares what I like to do in my personal life?
>>24559528
Everyone cares and you'll be treated according to what they think.
I really fucking hate normies.
>>24559341
I don't hate that normie. He just made a movie about how wall street fucked us and got away with it. You should look into it on YT it's pretty fucking absurd what they did.
I really fucking hate normies.
I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked.
I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You.
Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction.
Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones.
Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat chicks that think personality is enough.
Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your "roasting". And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all shit. Fuck it.
Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable.
I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up about it.
>>24559459
fucked others maybe. all my assets are in gold and 5.56/7.62, it's your own fault
>Come and give me a push, anon!
>>24559304
with my dick?
>>24559304
I met a girl in high school who had a centaur body like this. She sat on my lap once and it felt like her ass was swallowing everything up. That's when i knew i probably wasn't man enough for all that ass
>>24559304
push from lower back if you're not a faggot
>she gave a Chad her virginity instead of you
Don't worry anon, she'll realise her mistake in 20 years, once she gets all of Chad's kids out of her womb and needs a real man to take care of her.
>tfw you can't be attracted to a girl in any way unless she's a virgin
>tfw to my brain a girl is instantly -------> trash if she's had sex before me
>tfw found a girl thats a shut in with no friends and tells me shes a virgin
>tfw I won't believe her till I break that hymen myself
>tfw she does horseriding
>tfw in modern western society girls lose their virginity at age 13
>>24559379
>I'm a virgin
>She was a virgin
>wanted to have a qt awkward first time
>instead gave it to a guy whose 12 years older and been in jail before
ITT we post one song that makes us feel something anything but emptiness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7iZs8LZ9Gs&index=6&list=LLhLBraL2Mn-M0hXYGwN_UGg
I feel you bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzxrzFCyOs
>>24559213
As many times as I've heard this song this is the first time I've really listened to it.
but I only try to listen to songs that keep me feeling empty on purpose...
What the fuck is this new dumbass rule so that you can't post anything that isn't the 26 english letters?
It's not like it's on any other boards I use either
What the fuck
>>24559129
>new dumbass rule
>new
that ban has been around sence '09 at least.
>>24559129
You can't even use an accent aigu or grave, I don't know the reason behind this either
>>24559160
>/pol/harbor
>The fuckery involved with non-ASCII
I'm going to post this everyday until you like it
>>24558913
I like it. Mission accomplished. You can go home now.
>>24558913
I like it. Good job.
>>24558913
Nice fish. Can we turn this into bait?
Can someone please describe sex to a virgin?
Porn really isn't doing anything for me anymore, and I'd just like to know what sex actually FEELS like.
kinda over-rated tbqh. still fun though
>>24558905
Okay to know what sex feels like.
Step 1. Heat up a warm gooey dish.
Step 2. Buy hooker
Step 3. Fight with hooker over recieving sex because she don't want to because of how ugly you are
Step 4. Get raped by pimp
Step 5. Be forced to swallow at glory holes all day
Step 6. Come home to lukewarm gooey food.
Step 7. Throw it away because it reminds you of the texture of semen.
>>24558905
it's warm and smelly and you both breathe and slobber all over each other while hugging
