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REMINDER THAT ONLY MAN WILL APRICIATE TIPS
fuckin whore womyn come with the assumption they should be tiped by default
>>28840568
But why the fuck did this "weirdos" do this? It is fucking retarded to support this roastie bitches.
>>28840568
Anyone who complains about getting a high tip as a waiter or waitress is simply, and completely, mentally retarded.
I am not surprised it was a woman who made this tweet, since most of them are entitled and self-absorbed people.
This tweet however, is not uncommon. What she wanted to do here is brag about the big tip she got.
But, being a woman, she couldn't just do it outright, for fear of it being labelled as boasting.
So instead she made it as though she was pissed of at receiving the tip.
Women genuinely think it's better to come off as a massive selfish bitch, than to come off as though they were boasting.
The same applies to women who tell their friends about some guy hitting on them.
They will never say "oh my god that cute guy just hit on me", they will always say "i can't believe johnny hit on me, what a weirdo", even if the guy is hot.
Women have been conditioned to feel that they can't boast about their achievements, so they do it this way.
>>28840568
I have to agree with her, a higher than normal tip, say 30% along with that message wouldn't be that bad, but a fucking 250% comes of as extremely desperate and creepy
who here /believestheyaren'tgoodenough/ here?
>flirted with by girls
>don't do anything because I won't be good enough for them
fuck off you disgusting normalfag
>>28840550
OP iktf that's exactly me
>>28840550
Same here man. The flirt with me but I never do anything because I'm boring as shit with no personality
parents lived in seperate places for half a year to "sort out some things"
>anon, what do you think, should dad and I go back together?
>y-yes
>well, that's not going to happen
I guess it's better that way
You shouldn't answer those kinds of questions man. Just say "If you feel like it" or some shit like that. They aren't looking for an actual answer.
>>28840583
it's to late anyway
I just feel sorry for my dad ... he really loves my mom, but she kind of drifted away from him in the last few years
also me moving out was what ultimately got her to leave
>>28840655
Bet shes banging some 24 year old tyrone or chad.
How do you deal with suicidal man-child scum?
My brother is almost 27 and still lives at home. He's a kv and has never worked a day in his damn life. He does fucking nothing to help anyone ever but himself. No chores, no cooking. He's never made a bed in his life.
He's emotionally ignorant and extremely unappreciative of the fact that his whole materialistic lifestyle in his little room is all the backbone of my elderly mother's hard work.
Yet he uses anger and threatens of suicide as a weapon, ignorant to the effects of peoples' emotions from the consequences of his actions. Honestly, in ways I do wish he would die since he's nothing but a leech and a burden, but that would upset family.
How do you approach such a situation?
>>28840527
let him keep living the dream you wish you were living OP
Maybe you should ask this shining example of human brilliance
>>28835676
>>28840542
fpbp
Close the thread OP
this is probably bait anyways
Help me.
I've been in therapy since I was a toddler for PTSD and OCD and I'm still going to a psychologist and psychiatrist today. I've made improvement, but have been diagnosed as medicine resistant and therapy isn't helping me anymore. I have horrible intrusive thoughts that plague my every moment and I have sanitation compulsions to deal with the intrusive thoughts. I have nightmares every night from the PTSD and can never get a good night's sleep. I've been to the psychiatric hospital 5 times in the last 4 years.
I think I want to die, but I also have visions of the future, of getting married and having kids. Am I fundamentally broken and should kill myself or should I continue on this uphill battle and keep suffering?
>>28840503
I'm not sure anon. I don't know you. Do you honestly think your life is salvageable? Weigh your reason against your emotion. A life of suffering is not worth living, no matter how badly your hope speaks to you. Do not suffer for the sake of false hope.
>>28840615
> A life of suffering is not worth living
Then my decision is made for me, isn't it? I don't know how much longer I'll have to fight, and I don't know how much energy I have left.
Why do you have PTSD desu?
How many women do you think cum from rape?
>>28840462
a decent amount of women do,
that adrenaline could make anyone orgasm
>I bet if a woman raped a man he'd cum too
just because you have an orgasm doesn't mean they liked it
>>28840462
if they arent fat then everyone
wait fat cows dont get raped
>>28840502
>just because you have an orgasm doesn't mean they liked it
How do you cum from not liking it though?
I'm graduating in 2 hours and I'm so nervous and anxious I'm about to puke
Congrats! High school or university?
>>28840454
high school original comment
>>28840468
What makes you nervous?
Having to walk on stage, or realizing you have no future?
>girl in college invited me to a concert
Should I go? I'm scared
Yeah you should go
>>28840417
Concert for what famalam.
I wouldn't go to no paloma faith tier garbage concert. Good metal or good edm.
If it's good shit go, and get fucking hammered when you're there. I remember going to Ministry with a pal and him being shocked that I cleared out a space on the dance floor. I totally didn't realise I had.
>>28840492
For a local band that I actually like, they do something akin to dad rock so I don't think there will be much drugs or alcohol going around.
Ask a guy who got fired on the second day of training for being too argumentative anything.
>>28840403
Was that the day you discovered you were a total faggot, or were you at least somewhat cognizant of it prior to that point?
>>28840403
What did you disagree with the roastie about, you sperg?
>>28840403
About how much of an autistic faggot are you. How do you even manage to do that.
Take a look at yourself.
Is this really what you came into this physical reality for?
You say that as if it was a choice. I was literally dragged, screaming and crying, into this reality. It wasn't something I ever wanted or asked for.
Pretty much bruh
Stop looking at me like that ._.
>step-aunt found the feces accordion
Have we peaked yet? Or does this meme have anywhere else to go?
>>28840345
>mom found the man marmalade merry-go-round
>mom found my lim-lam spin around on the ground slam
redpill me on boypussy
>>28840326
Okay, so firstly, it's boipucci
Winter is not for sexual OP.
Boipuccccci is da best :3
Alright I think I can now safely state that it's impossible for me to ever get a girlfriend.
I tried. I tried so many times. I tried everything. I tried tinder, I tried tinder, and I only got to some tongue action with a girl but she didn't want to see me the next time despite her claiming I'm attractive to her. Never made it past the first date. I also tried going to pubs and meeting girls but I could never actually get a date with them. Even tried chatting girls up in my Uni and work, but to no avail.
Girls are always either already taken, or just out of a relationship where they're still in the stage of being unsure whether they're gonna get back together with the guy or not. They don't even want me as a fucking rebound or anything. And then there are those very few girls who just straight up don't want shit with me and prefer to date some other guy.
I tried working on my looks, and only got as far as I actually can, which only paid off a bit because from zero female contact I got to kissing a girl (the tinder one I mentioned). But with my hideous face and shitty genes I can't do anything.
I genuinely don't think there is anything I can do to make a girl actually WANT to talk to me by her own will. The kind that would actually want to hang out with me or something. One that would be remotely interested in me or would at least give me a chance.
I feel like I just can't keep trying anymore. It's pointless.
>>28840231
Post your tinder profile, I want to see how bad you really look.
Also, attraction is more than just looks. You can also work on the way you carry yourself such as posture and facial expressions. Half of ugliness is the personality that ugly people develop i.e. low confidence and apathetic when it comes to expressing emotions.
Pic related is Rose Mcgowan. She was in an old movie called "The Devil in Flesh" and HOLY FUCK was she hot. I had a serious crush on her. I only recently realized that she's actually not that attractive and it was the acting that put me under her spell. There was a sequel to it with a HOTTER actress but I wasn't as attracted to her because she didn't have the same vibe/attitude as Rose. It's hard to explain and I know it sounds like a meme but personality is YUUUUGE when it comes to dating.
How old are you? If you are younger than 25, then there is hope with perseverance. Otherwise you should kill yourself
>>28840366
>Post your tinder profile, I want to see how bad you really look.
I won't post it here. No way.
>Also, attraction is more than just looks. You can also work on the way you carry yourself such as posture and facial expressions. Half of ugliness is the personality that ugly people develop i.e. low confidence and apathetic when it comes to expressing emotions.
I did work on all those. My posture isn't always perfect but most of the time I actually try to look as straight as possible. The facial expressions though... I guess I don't have much to work with but I try as well.
>>28840420
22. I'm losing it honestly. It's not even getting a girl to talk to me that's so hard. It's getting past the first fucking date that's problematic. If I manage to get the first that is...
What does /r9k/ think of AMVs?
Also, post your favorite AMVs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_P76JNFZic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXhqAgPxUNA
>>28840230
>A bunch of chinese cartoons with occasional normie music playing.
No opinion. Stopped watching amvs when I entered high school.
>>28840532
For me it was the other way around, never bothered with them when I was younger but I actually like AMVs now.
>>28840532
Ditto this. /r9k/ typically isn't into things that are complete shit.
>some frat-bro looking guy sees me smoking on the porch
>he hands me a business card for some barber shop opening up down the street
>take it just to be nice to him, but know deep down I'm never gonna go there
>he asks me if I've got any plans for the Memorial Day weekend
>tell him I don't
>his tone completely changes, he stammers out, "nothing? not a barbecue, not fireworks?"
>he walks away really awkwardly, like he's just discovered I'm a child molester
I'm sorry I don't have any family so I can celebrate some people who happened to die after some rich fuckers sent them out to some random ching-chong allah-akbar shithole, for purposes that were totally unrelated to the valuable fields of oil and illicit drugs that just happened to be there, by doing my duty as an American citizen of getting drunk, shooting some dangerous explosives in the sky, and eating shitty overcooked meat.
I met some frat bros out on the beach at 1 AM yesterday. Asked if I could warm myself by their fire while I smoked my grape-flavored cigar and they said it was cool. I recognized one of them from middle school; he was super popular and had gotten a scholarship to Notre Dame but I felt he deserved it because he was always nice to me and had defended me from a bully once. Don't be prejudiced desu.
>>28840210
>valuable oil fields
when will this meme end?
Do you think that the US Army drove Oil Tankers into the middle of buttfuck Iraq, tapped into the oil pipelines and drove back to Kuwait so that it could be shipped back to the US?
It would cost more to transport a tankers worth of fuel from an Iraqi oil field back to the States than what you'd get from selling the oil.
Why do civvy retards not understand logistics.
>>28840210
See, in the future, try to work a chuckle into your replies and lie a little.
Like for example.
>Hey bruh, you got any plans for the Memorial Day weekend?
>*Smile a bit. Don't overdo it* Haha, no man. I'm actually a bit tired. Might take it easy this weekend and just chill by myself, y'know?
This is an example of how I interact with normals and it never fails me, they always walk away with a smile and a friendly goodbye.
Most of you will fuck this up because there's a reason you're all called "robots", but what it's what I do when normals small talk with me and ask dumb questions like this.Of course, I know this advice won't be recieved well because a lot of you hate self-improvement, but maybe someone will learn something from this
