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What do I draw on this robots? This is a wing for a bottle rocket I'm making. Trips decides.
>>28841043
Don't name it anything.
>>28841043
Draw a dinosaur
>>28841115
Close enough to trips. I'm drawing a penis.
>you only dream of holding her hand
>chad fucks her until she can't stand
>you jack off to the thought of her pussy
>Chad eats her pussy
You play suduku
he puts his penis in her poo poo
Her nipples are terrible.
I would fuck her if she was the last woman on earth.
Go to a live concert they said
it'll be awesome they said
>drive for 2 hours to the shitty city
>half an hour to find the stadium
>get cucked by the parking lot to pay 1$ an hour
>wait 20mins at an entrance before being told you're not at the right entrance
>get in the right line, begin waiting
>sit down on the ground for 50 mins before a fucking retarded crowd movement forces us to stand up and get squashed with everyone else
>wait like this for 3 hours
>gates open, stampede ensues
>get in a pit, 10 meters away from the stage
>another crowd movement, get squashed again
>have to stand up and smell your neighboor's sweat for another 2 hours
>concert begins
>can't see shit because everyone is holding their phones up to film
>can't jump without stepping on someone
>can't lift arms because not enough space
>half an hour to get out of stadium, another half to get out of parking lot
>feet, legs, hips and back hurts
>sunburnt
>smell like a barn
>family say it was the best concert they ever saw
Concerts are only fun if you like who's playing or are fucked up with friends.
That sucks dude, but at least you have another funny story to tell in the future.
Never show up on time for a concert. Unless you want to see the opener, show up an hour to 90 minutes after
Musicians are never on time
Much more fun that way rather than standing around for 10 hours
Give me one reason why I can't walk around outside like this?
Axle Rose did it. I wanna do it
axl rose was a skinny superstar
you're just a skinny-fat autist
do you see the difference?
>>28840971
You need a tan first, And when you go you have have to wear work boots so you look like one of the village people.
>>28840971
If you had chest hair then your body would be perfect.
Pls show pics of weiner
/r9k/ would you be friends with a some who has mental problems, is a shutin and trouble speaking with people? also i like squid girl
>>28840935
I would rather be friends with a wall
![[FFF] Shinryaku! Ika Musume S1 - 09 [BD][720p-AAC][02866D68].mkv_snapshot_21.31_[2015.01.15_15.59.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UvsxAGi.jpg "[FFF] Shinryaku! Ika Musume S1 - 09 [BD][720p-AAC][02866D68].mkv snapshot 21.31 [2015.01.15 15.59.59]")
You and I are practically the same person, OP. It would be hypocritical of me not to tolerate you.
>>28840935
>has mental problems
Most of my friends do.
>is a shutin
As am I.
>trouble speaking with people
Could work past it.
>also i like squid girl
DEALBREAKER FUCK OFF
>nobody talks to me in real life anymore
>only get a WhatsApp message when they need me for something or when they need money
>started playing skyrim with ultra realistic graphics for the past months,
>finally found my place to have a peaceful living
>the game have made me depressed about reality.
>want to life in skyrim
>have bought some helium and mushrooms to space my way to death.
>i want to go to Tamriel guys.
>this is it i am done.
>>28840906
get a vive headset
>>28840906
i would probably kill you and your family in one of my rampages. you DON'T want to live in skyrim.
>>28840906
Killing yourself on shrooms doesn't sound like a very good idea desu
she's pregnant
i might end it
>>28840834
don't. you're just freaking out
give it a couple days
Just push her down some stairs.
>she's a single mother
>time to find some cover
It's my birthday and no one cares have you guys felt this feel before?
>>28840811
Happy birthday anon.
I hope you have a good day, what about your family?
birthdays are bullshit anyway
so you managed to not die while the planet rotated 365.6 times
>>28840811
my birthday is in a few days and I am afraid that it will be like that.
I'm a 24 old male student, mostly straight but wanting to try new stuff.
I answered to an announcement on internet about a 58 y.o. man looking for a young boy to do some roleplay: I'm gonna dress up as a secretary and he's gonna be the boss. Then of course we will start playing.
We are going to meet tonight at his home's and I'm really excited about it. Never did crossdressing before but the idea of doing it together with the roleplay really makes me horny.
The point is, now I don't want to go anymore. This guys sounds fucking creepy and his pictures are creepy too. Fuck that, I think I'll just stay at home and stick to chicks.
>>28840810
*this MAN I mean
No robots' perspectives about this? Come on anons, I thought you had some kinky fetishes
>>28841387
Oh shit get him to pay you as a condition for you to come and then don't show
kek
Who here just Netflix 24/7?
>>28840808
remove yourself from the premises, normal fag.
netflix outside of the us is almost useless and not worth the money
>tfw out of Bob's Burgers
I've re-watched each episode twice now. I can't bring myself to start anything else.
>have to call Dean to remove academic hold so I can sign up for classes
>on the verge of a panic attack, can't call
Why are people like me allowed to exist?
Please, does anyone know this feel?
>academic hold
explain this
>>28840894
>>28840759
same fagging from two separate devices?
go seek help elsewhere
>tfw you LITERALLY have no redeeming qualities
well, lets start with the extremes then
have you raped and murdered a child?
im going to assume no
thats a plus
My only redeeming quality is being cute.
>>28840779
That's not a "redeeming quality", that's to be expected. Not doing that is the norm.
Sorry to be a bother. I have no friends to help me with this problem hence being on /r9k/ in the first place.
I am trying to get a sample of my shitty recording quality to the manufacturer of my recording device.
Can any of you tell me if this link works for you or not?
https://www.dropbox.com/s/j464nw579nmeajc/22.wav?dl=0
>>28840640
It works.What's the problem anyways? It sounds fine
>>28840671
it doesn't sound half as good as it does coming out of the monitors. I could never record at this quality and use it in an actual song.
>>28840640
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/j464nw579nmeajc/22.wav?dl=0
i want to do this too, what is your set up?
Why do you guys insist on being miserable when you can drive out and buy a delicious iced coffee? I guarantee it'll lift your spirits
Iced coffee sucks.
>>28840624
true knowledge
Even after coffee I don't have energy
Devise a scenario which sends the president on a shooting spree, Elliot style.
If via drones count, we won't have to be very creative.
>>28840645
No drones, he has to do it personally.
>be obama
>Michelle yappin again
>Iraq wasn't even my fault bitch
>Pick up barack katana
>Kill everyone
>Get 4chan worship
