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>wake up
>feel funny
>go to mirror
>see this
what do you do?
>>28842811
Feel an instant calmness rush over me as I realize my life is literally fucking piss easy.
>consider suicide
>remember that i can write a status on facebook about "hating people xD" and get 100 likes
>dont kill myself
>>28842811
Masturbate
Wait, that's what I do anyway
>you never asked to be born
>you were literally forced to come into reality
>you are forced to suffer
Does anyone find this weirdly comforting? I can't explain why.
I actually hate the idea. My parents just got horny one night, and nineteen years later they are like "yeah, go to work and pay your bills"
I never asked for this
Take your fucking responsibility
Where are my tendies
>>28843101
Yeah but the fact that you never asked for it makes it comfy. Think about it, you are designed to suffer. This means we can take it.
>>28842804
It's because it remove the burden of your mistakes and gives it to your parents. You never asked for this they brought you into this world on their own accord thus they are the ones to blame for your failures.
Just my two cents.
Universal basic income is retarded, and if it happens it will ruin my schizobux loophole because of overnight inflation due to wageslaves having more money to waste, screw that, let the normies wageslave so i can continue to play the system. or at least double the bux for those who claim to be mentally ill.
this. fuck normies.
im keeping my autismbux.
>>28842770
This
Individual > Society every time, only live for yourself.
politicians could never implement UBI without keeping in all the social programs anyway so you'd just get that UBI money on top of whatever other government program you're leeching off of
>tfw she already has a boyfriend
then move the fuck on. don't waste time thirsting for water that you'll never get to drink.
>>28842746
They all do.
They all have had several.
>>28842901
This reminds me of the part of MTW where Elliot compares his situation to one where he sees a feast but is forbidden to eat it.
>>28842746
ha you think you have it bad pfff heres my feel
>tfw she already has a girlfriend
poope in pants
good for you
looks like /b/ is leaking again
sage
poo! i love poo :)))) sttinkjy brown poo all over totally covered in filthyshit from my colon encrusted in bowel juices!!!!
nice pooe my frieud
This guy is a vegan and you are just shitposting on /r9k/
Funny,right?
>>28842701
If I did nothing but eat muscle gruel and lift weights I could get stacked like that too. Problem is I enjoy experiences like flavor and relaxation.
>>28842767
Eat clen and tren hard fatboi
>>28842701
>Vegan
>Leather
The word you meant to use was HYPOCRITE
Post your porn waifus
>Belle Knox
she is such a qt
>>28842698
>ywn go back in time to meet your pornfu while she's still pure and form a family with her.
Does anyone feel with me?
>>28843012
i know that feel
oregano
>>28843012
I feel great grief from the lost of innocence in Valentina Nappi
It hollows my heart, a vacuum
Why, why? She could have any good man she wanted
what's up /r9k/?
it's currently 6:44am and i've been up all night drinking and i feel like i want to die
how are you all doing? are you holding up alright?
the last few days i've been feeling fucking amazing but for some reason today i have felt like something is missing but i'm not sure what that is
anyway, i just wanted to say good morning and i hope you all have a good day/night. keep your chin up and don't let those normal scum get you down, we're all going to be okay
>>28842664
>for some reason today i have felt like something is missing but i'm not sure what that is
Sleep?
>>28842758
i've been feeling like this all night unfortunately though i am looking forward to a good sleep in an hour or so
as strange as it sounds i think what i really need right now is a nice little nostalgia trip, when i wake up later today i might set up my old 64 and replay an old game and put an old adult swim anime on for background
>>28842664
>we're all going to be okay
To be absolutely and objectively honest with you, this is becoming incredibly hard.
Society forces people more and more to follow a certain path and it's becoming quite difficult to even lead a simple life when you aren't normal, or when you are autistic like me.
Just let me live in peace, I don't want to socialise, I don't want to go to shitty parties with loud music, I don't want to get drunk every friday and saturday.
Rate my cockatiel lads.
He's cute isnt he?
Post pets
>>28842662
Yeah, pretty cute. I don't have any pets.
Here's my qt kitters
his name is Bert and he loves to play n hang out w me
>>28843175
qt cat
Post your voices robots.inb4 someone posts a female vocaroo or something and everyone loses their shitalso, a comfy thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HRUtCQM7bs
sorry I sound like a faggot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LYwJxRNYDV
who /eastern-europe/ here
crashing this thread
with no survivors
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07sD6EZa0vA
*SBLPPRRRRRAAARRRRPPPPTTT*
Oh my god that was so HUGE! Get your face in there and huff it up, my little fartslut
>>28842552
Who is this Fart Blart in these pics you post?
>>28842610
Mai brapfu
>*SBLPPRRRRRAAARRRRPPPPTTT*
ok I laughed. 10/10 onomotapoeia
i told you guys about this preschool teacher messaging me yesterday and i took your advice and asked her to dinner and a movie saturday and this happens
judging by face she's right about the fatass part
>>28842539
go ahead and fuck her, no?
that's a sure thing, congrats anon
Who real /hikkikomori/ here?
Do you live alone or with family? How long have you been a hikki? Is it comfy enough?
Haven't left my house in a year, live with my parents. They're fucking annoying me every single day.
>>28842488
How old are you, why are you hikki?
hikki neet since January
I dropped out of school even though I only had like 8 classes to finish up. I didn't tell my parents though, they think I graduated.
It's been comfortable but now my parents are on my ass to start working. But if I start working they're going to know I didn't finish school since I'm probably only going to be able to find some shitty retail job.
So recently I've been filled with anxiety.
Have we reached an age wherein the only redeemable factors of 3DPD are the fact that they have a functioning womb? For those anons here without an interest in breeding, do you see any value in females who are not following masculine pursuits such as natural sciences and the arts?
For example, pic related contains imagery created by women yet I do not view them as "female" but as how I view other men generally: as "human doings". There is no genetic sexual interest at play. That is, they may as well be male for it makes no difference to me.
The reason for this thread is that I am constantly reading posts and threads created by so called anons/robots here who seem entirely devoted to the concept of pedestalising 3DPD, and for the life of me I cannot empathise, at all. It seems entirely alien.
So, I guess, what say you, aliens and robots alike?
>>28842390
2D is perfection. 3DPD will never EVER be able to compete.
>>28843075
I feel the same way but was hoping to open up a bit more dialogue with those who feel similar and those who do not.
Yeah.. That and the fact that they have a physical manifestation. Which is a big deal.
You're not posting good examples though.
Have you ever gone to an anime convention to have a gay orgy in the public bathroom? If not, would you do it?
>>28842319
>Toronto
[muffled screaming]
>Bathroom
>Orgy
>Canadians
did this actually happen?
j-just curious
